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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
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♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Mark/Eduardo; famous!Eduardo, concierge!Mark

Eduardo is an A-list celebrity. That means parties, sex, and quality drugs. It also means reckless behavior, an eating disorder, emotional isolation, and the occasional overdose, all of which wreck him and make him feel worse and worse about himself, but he keeps doing it all. Mark is a concierge in the hotel in which Eduardo lives. He is also the only one who notices and cares how unhappy Eduardo is.

(I may have been listening to "Lucky" by Britney Spears...)

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AGH, this is bad! but it was such a fun prompt!

Most nights, he's with someone else.

In fact- he's almost never alone.

Not that Mark gives a shit, but it's hard not to notice, because, well- it's his job. Kind of. Technically, it's not his job to cater to Eduardo Saverin's every whim, but as the richest, most famous, and definitely the most fucking needy resident of the hotel where Mark works, he takes up most of Mark's time.

And most nights he comes in past two, with a boy or a girl or two or three with him.

Stumbling, shooting Mark a finger-gun over the desk and slurring, "Mark, Mark- bring us, uh, champagne? Yeah- yeah, uh, champagne-"

Giggling and letting whoever-the-fuck-he's-fucking-now push him into the elevator.

Mark's just kind of surprised he even knows his name.

Erica always tells him to be nicer, because Eduardo is vulnerable, on the inside, a crying little boy on the fucking inside, like Mark gives one flying fuck about that, when Eduardo is waking him up for the umpteenth time, calling the front desk (which links to Mark's phone because his absent boss is a sadistic bastard) and mumbling incoherent requests.

When people (ha, people, he doesn't know many people, but Erica tries) ask him what's the strangest thing about living in the same building with Eduardo Saverin, the Eduardo Saverin, aka Bambi with abs, as he's been dubbed by the bullshit gossip rags-

Well, he has a lot to tell them. For example:

He could tell them about the time Eduardo attempted to special-order a full meal from his favorite place in Miami, only to have a fucking fit when he was informed that no, seared scallops don't exactly travel well, and would he prefer Spago-

Or about the time Eduardo brought a man back to his room- not any man, a very very famous man, one-half of one of the most well-respected and gorgeous and decidedly heterosexual celebrity couples in the entire world, and snuck him out the back door four hours later with a barely-hidden hickey on the back of his neck-

Or when he made Mark find a 1958 bottle of whiskey and deliver it to his room while Eduardo was hosting a fucking orgy, step over three tangled-up passed-out models and pour him a goddamn glass while he was getting his cock sucked by a long-haired long-legged VS Angel-

Or, fuck, or even how Mark had to procure, out of nowhere, keys to the handcuffs Eduardo had gotten locked up in, slamming the concierge button over and over with his toes, long arms pinned to the headboard, inexplicable sunglasses slipping down his nose, yelling, "Concierge, fucking Max or whatever, get the fuck up here, I need you-"

Fuck, they'd eat that up, wouldn't they?

He doesn't tell them that because he doesn't particularly care about giving them the dirt.

Fucking media whores.

There are other things he wouldn't tell, either.

Because a) he'd probably get sued, and b) sometimes Eduardo is- sometimes Eduardo is- vulnerable, or whatever Erica says he is. All her psychobabble- whatever. And Mark is not a caring person by anyone's standards, but it is his job so he has done other things such as-

Breaking down the door of Eduardo's room last spring and finding him passed out on the marble floor of his bathroom with blood drying in a zig-zag trail from his nose-

Or the time Mark had brought him breakfast, walked in on him throwing up, long tan neck bent over the toilet, shirtless- and Eduardo had waved at him with one hand, said hoarsely, "Set it down and get out."

Or the calls he fields from his psycho agent, who's more of a fucking cokehead than Eduardo is, who spits shit like, "Get the fucking faggot on the phone now," and then cooes, "Wardo, baby, how are you-"

Or when Eduardo had brought home another actor, this one less famous and more desperate, uglier than Eduardo's usual standards but mean and scruffy in the way Eduardo likes, who had sold pictures of him the next morning to Star, sparking a minor scandal which faded when Lindsay went back to rehab a week later.

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Or. The night, the longest fucking night, when the guests on the floor below Eduardo's apartment called down and complained. When Mark had gone upstairs and Eduardo had opened the door after a full three minutes, and there was a bruise purpling on his eye, blood dripped slow from scratches on his concave bronzed stomach.

And Mark had said, eyes pricking with weariness, "Uh. There was a noise complaint."

And Eduardo had looked past him, eyes vacant, sweating, and he was high, so fucking high, Mark knows drugs after three years of working at the hotel, and before he could say anything there was a man's voice, low and dangerous- "Eduardo, get in here."

"Your eye," Mark said, motioning at the swelling, and Eduardo felt it gingerly with his fingers, mumbled, "Fuck, my agent'll have my ass."

"I'll bring up ice in the morning," Mark said, and Eduardo had shaken himself visibly, stared at Mark hard like what the fuck do you want from me.

"Whatever," he'd said, brusquely, and slammed the door-

But he'd called in the morning and said, "Can you- come up?"

Mark pretended not to see the lines already cut on his clear glass desk, a hundred dollar bill rolled tight next to it, had brought Eduardo a tray with ice and aspirin and Eduardo watched him, cross-legged on his massive white bed, naked with sheets pulled over his lap, gaze steady and inscrutable.

"-And, uh, coffee," Mark finished his explanation, and Eduardo said, rustily, "Uh- thank you."

"Yeah," Mark muttered, and Eduardo said, black eye near purple in the dim light that slides through the mostly-closed curtains- "Do you think I'm beautiful?"

Mark scoffed inwardly, because he was so goddamn sick of how needy Eduardo gets when he's high, or actually, whenever he's awake- but his boss had said one more toe out of line and he was gone, so he just ignored him and said, "That's all, sir."

Eduardo nodded, throat bobbing.

"Sorry," he said, and his voice cracked in the middle, ragged and weak. "Forget it."

Mark was fully intending to go downstairs but something made him say, "Why the fuck do you care what I think?"

Eduardo was silent for a moment, and then he was moving off his bed, not naked like Mark had thought but dressed in nude briefs, just a shade lighter than the caramel of his skin, and he stumbled once but made it over to Mark and dropped to his knees.


Eduardo unzipped Mark's jeans and took him in without preamble, mouth hot and wet and practiced around Mark's dick, which wasn't hard yet but was getting there, swelling in Eduardo's mouth because it felt good, and it'd been a while.

He backed up against the desk, balancing himself on his palms, careful not to touch the cocaine, and Eduardo moved with him, head bobbing, muscles in his skinny back flexing.

"Fuck," Mark groaned, and when Eduardo hollowed his cheeks and swallowed around him, he came fast and hard.

And Eduardo pulled his head back, eyes hazy, throat working in a swallow. Mark watched him wide-eyed, watched as Eduardo wiped his mouth, and then calmly walked to the bathroom, shut the door behind him.

Mark heard him throw up, loud and obvious, and it made his cheeks heat.

He left the tray on the desk, went downstairs.

That had been the only time, and the strangest night, and Mark had gotten a lot of shit from his agent about the bruises on him, screams of "Fucking- watch him, you incompetent idiot, don't you have any fucking security-"

And Eduardo had never spoken to him about it again.

So, yeah, Mark has a lot of fucking stories to tell.

Doesn't mean he's planning on sharing them.

None of anyone's fucking business, anyway. Except his own.

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I want- no, I need more of this fic.

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Love this! It was so fun and interesting to read the world that you created in two short comments. It had a lot of history and characterizations. Wardo was really messed up indeed, and capricious Mark cared for Eduardo in his own way. We know he does. :))

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this was so awesome. And so painful. and it drew me right in. Any chance you'll write more on this prompt?

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holy crap that was just.. amazing. and really fucked up and sad.

WILL THERE BE MORE? O_O ahaha.. if not then it's completely fine, anon <3 just saying that it would be beyond fantastic if there were :B

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So much detail packed in. Wow. It was really well written.

Thanks for writing and sharing <3

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y, y, y, y, THANK YOU for existing in my life.


PLEASEEE will you write more in this verse? *bambieyes*

broken!pretty!wardo is fucking beautiful. and of course, mark cannot resist.

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Loved this!


Aughh Wardooo D: Thank you for writing this! It makes me wonder what this would be like from Eduardo's point of view?

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tell me there will be more of this ;__;