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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



[rpf] Michael Cera vs. the Jesse Eisenberg; Andrew/Jesse, Emma Stone/Ellen Page

Michael Cera is sick of being a beta actor, now that Jesse's taken the "monotnous corky indie films" title from him. Because damn it, Collegehumour is nothing compared to awards shows and Michael can't even remember the last time he's been in one of those as a nominee and that damn Eisenberg is in all of them! Curse his alpha actor status!

Declairing what Cera calls as the "War of 1812" he rallies up all the Canadian actors he's had some degree of separation with. Ellen is an obvious, Alison can bring her fiancee Jay(he's so Canadian, he has a tattoo!), and he'll call up Mintz Plassee because he was in Canada filming that one time, and he can bring Aaron Johnson and use his britishness to try and convince Jesse's stupid pretty boyfriend to ditch the America and come over to the good side. And hey, he was in a movie with Emma Stone too! But fuck, she won't answer his calls.

Meanwhile, Jesse has no idea what's going on until Andrew tells him that Michael Cera has declared war, and that Aaron keeps texting him to come join him or Cera will sling shot tic tacs at his eyes. Emma decides to take action, because Jesse looks genuinely terrified and gets together their own little army to face off against those damn Canadians.

Epic Scott Pilgrim/Zombieland fight sequences ensue, and god damn it, Cera refuses to be beta actor to someone who was once referred to as MC2.0 (wait, they didn't call Eisenberg that? Damn it!). Kieran decides to help his Canadian buddy out and try to Wallace Wells Andrew so Jesse can be distracted and Michael can get a few blows in. Emma and Ellen decide to "fuck this" and sell popcorn, Jay and Alison really have no idea why their here, and for the love of all things holy, Jesse just wants to go back home and feed his cats.

In the end? No idea, but Ellen and Emma should make out, too.

Re: [rpf] Michael Cera vs. the Jesse Eisenberg; Andrew/Jesse, Emma Stone/Ellen Page

the sheer epicness of this prompts hilarious awesomeness just...it overwhelms me!

For some reason I'm imagining MC sitting on a couch with his fingers all bleeding and bandaged up trying to stitch Canadian flags on jackets and insisting that they need to all wear it to show unity (which they can just go buy at a Roots store, anyway). Poor Jesse would be so confused as to why this strange skinny Canadian is holding such a grudge against him, all his previous ideas of Canadians and how nice they are are being destroyed (he's devastated, really) and his cats are so upset because Emma and Andrew (and their crew) are always at his apartment talking about strategies and taking people down. Ellen would go to Jesse's apartment to deliver a threatening message and do it in monotone. And Andrew would not be so easily swayed by Macaulay Culkin's brother wily wiles (it simply can't compare to Jesse).

I hope someone writes this.

Go Canada! (eh) (totally MC's team motto - not creative but it get's the point through)

Reboots are Never as Good [1a/?]

Chapter Song: Oh Canada - Classifieds


Michael Cera has assembled the troops. In his childhood home in Brampton, Ontario. That's not the point. His mom keeps feeding them so it's a good place to meet! Don't judge him, his own apartment is full of stuff and Alison hates it anyways.

The troops, you may ask? They're positioned in, on, and around the old furniture of the home. Jay with his head in the lap of the aforementioned Alison, spending more time glaring at Michael rather than participating. In his fathers old recliner, Ellen's got her feet propped up as high as they can go, sucking on twizzlers. She's not being very helpful, either. And somehow, Chris managed to actually get Aaron to come. Michael actually thinks its weird that they're even there, to be honest. Chris goes off complaining all the time about how when he was filming Kick Ass in Hamilton how dirty it was and that Canada sucks here. But him and Chris are friends, so he says he can make sacrifices. Michael's keeping an eye on him, and Jay, too, because he's pretty sure they might commit treason.

Seth is off to the side, eating his mothers cookies rather than paying attention. He's really only here because he owed Michael a favor for that thing on Superbad a few years ago but they don't mention it anymore. Plus he's openly Canadian, so it works.

"We can't let some fluffy haired Jewish kid flounce around with his stupid anxiety and endearing qualities taking our jobs-"

"He turk er jerbs!" Aaron pipes up, draped quite literally over Chris. Glare, Michael, like you mean it!

"Yes, he took our jobs! My jobs, most importantly. He might start stealing Jay's Disney jobs too if he doesn't watch it! Another funny looking Jewish kid at the top of their game."

Jay hates being referred to as a Disney kid. "I'm not even Jewish! Stop calling me a Disney kid."

"Anyways, does anyone have Ryan Reynolds contact info? We have to get to him before Eisenberg gets to him. We should take out Pattinson and Stewart, too, tell them that if they want to continue filming in our country, they have to be on our side." Flopping down on the couch beside Chris, who's still being basically molested by Arron(the guy has a kid, what the fuck?). Michael pushed him off. British people were batshit.

Ellen spoke next, mouth around like, forty twizzlers. "You still haven't clarified what exactly we're doing."


Michael was on the coffee table, strutting back and forth along it. He was trying to look political! Sure, in reality he probably just looked like a brain dead peacock, but shut up. He had a sword.

"We're going to war! We are Canadians, and we have been pushed around by the American if our genres for to long! Ellen, imagine what roles you would get if that husky voiced Emma Stone was eradicated!"

"She does romcoms and comedies, I do-"

Flicking his sword in her direction, Michael continued. "Ah! Irregardless! Dont interrupt me, I have the speaking sword!"

"Yea, where the hell did you even get that?" Shut up, Ali.

"Where was I? Oh! Jesse Eisenberg and his stupid inner circle! Please draw your attention to the chart next to Seth."

There was in fact a large piece of chart paper hung on the wall. When did that get there? At the top, there was a rather crudely draw circle with a ridiculously large amount of curls and a stupid looking face on it. Connected by two lines, there was a circle with red scribbles. "Why does the last one have 'British Jay' wittten in it?"

"Because that Garfield kid looks like you. Only British, the resemblance is uncanny!"

It's really not.

Reboots are Never as Good [1b/?]

Anyways! Michael poked the red scribbled circle first. "That one there, that's Emma Stone. She's one of the strangest girls you will ever meet. I worked with her on Superbad a few years ago. She painted my toenails orange." Encircling the second circle, he continued. "This little one, that's Andrew Garfield. He's totally famous because he's Spiderman. Andrew Garfield knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone. That's why his hair is so big. It's full if secrets!"

With both hands, Michael took the sword by the hilt and slammed it into the wall through the crude curly circle. "And evil takes a human form in Jesse Eisenberg. Don't be fooled, because he may look like you're typical innocent, quirky, cat loving, baby faced hoe-bag, but in reality, he's so much more than that!"

"Let me guess? He's their queen be, the other two are just his little workers." Ellen, always so smart was she!

"Yes! He's amazing, but he's evil! Pure unadulterated evil. No one can be that adorable! Except me. Why should Jesse get to stomp around with his big titles, while the rest of us try not to get stomped by his big awards? What's so great about the Social Network, hm? I'm just as cute as Jesse! I'm just as awesome as Jesse! People totally like me just as much as they like Jesse! And when did it become okay for one movie to become better than everyone else's, huh?! Because that's not what Hollywood is about! We should totally just stab Jesse!"

After the "I'm giving birth to octuplets but they're tenth months along" pregnant pause, Jay spoke first. "Are you sure you're not talking about Twilight?"

Followed quickly by Aaron, and his stupid fake American accent, "You just quoted Mean Girls!"


Mental Note to talk to Aaron and Chris about how their team unity should work, even if they aren't Canadian. "Your condescending attitude is really bringing down the team, guys! Who do two keep texting, anyways!?"

Lifting herself off Michael's dad's recliner, Ellen spoke round a twizzler. "If we say yes, will you shut up?"

"So, yea... tomorrow at 8 o'clock?"

Re: Reboots are Never as Good [1b/?]

this is hilarious and adorable. more please.

Re: Reboots are Never as Good [1b/?]

oh..this is just pure bliss....

update please?????

Re: Reboots are Never as Good [1b/?]

........ i think i just died

the canadian in me is creyyinggg

need moar, pls. xD