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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Sean, Eduardo/Mark.

SO, I tried to write this myself but totally unsuccesful so I will ask for it over here. Okay? Okay.

Eduardo and Mark have been dating for awhile, but it's been on the rocks ever since Sean Parker entered the picture and when Eduardo goes to visit Mark in California and during the hallway scene, he's just so fed up and overwhelmed with everything he breaks up with Mark.

After that, Eduardo is so pissed off and he doesn't know what to do, all the hotels are full-up and he can't get a flight until the next day, so, he takes up resident in the Facebook house for the night.

Unfortunately, everyone is wired in or asleep except himself and Sean Parker and Eduardo wants to get really drunk and forget everything and Sean is totally behind that because goddammit, Eduardo is hot and gets pretty horny when he's drunk and it's not like Mark will ever find out.


FILL 1/3

Eduardo’s in the kitchen pouring a shot when Sean gathers up the nerve to seek him out; everyone else in the house has gone to bed early, tip-toeing around after the awkward and vaguely frightening screaming fight Eduardo and Mark had upon Eduardo’s arrival, wet and late and forgotten.

Eduardo had been pissed, really pissed, and Sean supposes it’s sort of a culmination of things- but whatever relationship-type-deal Eduardo and Mark had worked out, after tonight, it’s no more. Though the door to the hallway was closed, Mark and Eduardo were screaming loud enough that everyone could hear, the interns twitchy and unable to wire in and focus over all the noise, until Eduardo had started slamming doors and trying to make a dramatic exit, only to be told that there were no flights out tonight, much to Sean’s amusement.

So, the rest of the house had retired for the night, scurrying to their rooms and out of Eduardo’s warpath. But not Sean. He had always been the one to push a little too far, and once the whole house was dark, and quiet, and still, he’d wandered into the kitchen and taken a shot glass and lined up a shot right next to Eduardo’s.

“What are you doing?” he asks, sounding bored, before knocking the shot back and swallowing hard.

Sean shrugs. “Saving you from having to drink alone.” He smirks, “That would just be pathetic.”

Eduardo grits his teeth and pours another shot. “Hey,” Sean says, making his voice smooth. “Easy.”

Eduardo arches an eyebrow at him and knocks the shot back, then takes Sean’s untouched shot and swallows that too, dragging his wrist across his mouth and smacking his lips. “Do you have anything stronger here?” he asks, voice already a little rough, and Sean stares at the perfect, wet curve of Eduardo’s upper lip and nods, distracted.

They are literally going shot for shot of pure whiskey in the dark living room, then, and Eduardo finally relaxes after his sixth or seventh or eighth shot (who the fuck’s counting?) and rolls out his shoulders, settling back into the couch. He takes the bottle and drinks straight from it, coughing a little as he sucks down too much alcohol and it burns his throat.

“Fuck,” Eduardo says, and then he laughs, “Fuck, I need to get out of here.”

Sean laughs back, “Just your luck there weren’t any flights tonight,” and Eduardo makes an agreeing noise.

“My fucking luck,” he says, drinking deeply from the bottle, “An’ I have to stay here and drink with you- I fucking hate you.”

“No one’s making you drink,” Sean says, snatching the bottle out of Eduardo’s hand to pour another shot. No sooner has he placed the bottle on the coffee table than Eduardo’s picked it up again, drinking still right from the mouth of the bottle, his shot glass untouched on the glass tabletop.

“Fuck you,” he mumbles between sips, “Just wanna forget this shit show ever happened. Forget about Mark.

“Mmm,” Sean says, giving Eduardo a sideways glance, watching the movement of his throat as he swallows. Eduardo’s drunk, and Sean’s questionable moral compass is pointing towards no, but he is also really hot and in need of a rebound fuck- so what if they’ve only been broken up three, four hours? It’s fair game. It’s always fair game to Sean. Plus, Eduardo is really, really hot, and that helps Sean make up his mind faster than he’d like to admit. “You know, there are other ways to forget Mark. You don’t have to drink yourself to death,” he says, teasing, voice velvet-smooth.

Eduardo catches on quick. “Yeah?” he purrs, sliding over on the couch closer to Sean, who blinks, a little taken aback. He didn’t think this would be so easy- maybe he isn’t the only one with a questionable moral compass.

But Sean recovers quickly. “Yeah,” he says, “I could take you upstairs and spread you out on my bed and just-”

“Nuh uh,” Eduardo says, and Sean can only half-see his face in the low-light of the room, but his eyes are twinkling, “Not in your bed.”

FILL 2/3

Sean moves over then and crowds him against the arm of the couch. “Here, then?” he asks quietly, “Want me to bend you over the arm of the couch and fuck you right here?”

Eduardo laughs in his face. “Yeah,” he says, putting a hand on Sean’s chest and pushing him back. “Yeah, let’s do that, except-” he swallows down a fit of giggles, “I drank so much,Sean,” he says, and Sean gets it then- Eduardo thinks he’s not going to be able to get hard. Sean is uncomfortably and suddenly aware, then, of his own arousal; clearly it won’t be a problem for him.

“I’ll make you feel so good,” he says, going for the buttons on Eduardo’s shirt, “You’ll get hard for me,” he says, voice low and firm, pressing the heel of his hand to the front of Eduardo’s pants, and Eduardo laughs again, but it’s higher, breathier.

Eduardo yanks at Sean’s shirt half-heartedly until Sean steps back and pulls it off himself, he wastes no time in getting both of them naked. Once Sean’s got someone secure, and they’re a sure thing, he isn’t one to fuck around or play games, he doesn’t really see the need for foreplay.

He wants to fuck.

Eduardo wants to fuck.

They’re going to fuck, and that alone is enough to make Sean’s semi go fully hard, to make him bite at Eduardo’s collarbone rough, and Eduardo is squirming around under him, laughing.

“Come on,” Sean says, dancing his fingers around Eduardo’s cock, “get hard for me, baby.”

“Don’t care if I don’t come,” Eduardo says, voice low and dirty, “Still want you to fuck me, want it so bad,” and Sean promptly loses all brain function in favor of pressing two of his fingers to Eduardo’s lips (to shut him up so Sean can hear something besides the rushing of blood in his own head) so that Eduardo can suck them in and get them wet, his eyes fluttering closed and his cheeks hollowing as he sucks around them, mouthing at the pads of Sean’s fingers and sticking his tongue in between the two, whining when Sean pulls them out and away, pressing his nails briefly to Eduardo’s bottom lip, so that when Sean takes his fingers away, Eduardo’s mouth follows them, and there is a dirty trail of spit handing from Sean’s knuckles to Eduardo’s tongue.

“Jesus,” Sean says, panting a little. Eduardo looks smug and satisfied and inordinately pleased with himself, and Sean just wants to fuck that dopey grin right off his face, so he slides off the couch and fumbles in the pocket of his discarded pants for the condom, ripping it open and sliding it on with practiced ease, Sean’s cock so fucking hard it hurts, and he grabs at Eduardo’s wrists until Eduardo stands up too, immediately bending over the arm of the couch and offering himself to Sean.

“Fuck me,” Eduardo says without preamble, wrapping his hands behind his thighs and holding himself open, spreading his legs wide for Sean, who allows himself a moment just to let his eyes roam over Eduardo’s narrow back and tight ass, and Sean lets his fingers sink tight into the perfect flesh while he fucks into Eduardo, his fingernails leaving perfect half-moons of red against the tan and unmarred skin of Eduardo’s ass.

“Shit,” Eduardo groans out, “Fuck, that’s good, that’s so good,” he slurs, and Sean bets he’s getting hard now. Sean doesn’t go slow with that encouragement, doesn’t care about giving Eduardo time to adjust when he doesn’t want it, and he’s already set a rhythm of shallow, hard thrusts when Eduardo huffs out an annoyed breath and shoves himself back, grinding into Sean’s pelvis and making him cry out, choked off and surprised.

FILL 3/3

“Fuck me harder,” Eduardo demands, and Sean pushes him a little bit more over the couch, so Eduardo’s a little bit closer to being bent in fucking half, and he complies, fucking Eduardo with harder, deeper strokes, until Eduardo moans like a fucking symphony, sighing out an almost hilariously angelic, “Yes, yes, yes-” crying out brokenly when Sean hits his prostate on a particularly forceful thrust. “Oh god, that’s it,” Eduardo hisses, and Sean grins like a shark, making sure the blunt head of his cock touches it on every damn thrust, and Eduardo’s rocking back with him, sweat pooling in the dimple of his back right above his ass, and he’s saying, “Fuck, more, harder, I’m not going to break on you-” until Sean is fucking into him harder than he’s ever fucked anyone, Eduardo moaning like a porn star and the couch shuffling a little with the force of Sean’s thrusts, both of them stumbling and losing their footing to follow the couch.

“Jesus Wardo,” Sean grunts, “You like it hard?” He accompanies the question with a thrust that goes too deep and is obviously uncomfortable, but Eduardo clenches around Sean deliciously, and Sean just grips Eduardo’s hips harder, digs his nails in until Eduardo moans, loud, like he can’t even contain how good Sean is making him feel-

“I fucking love it,” he pants out, “Fucking- be rough,” he says, the last word falling more quietly than the rest, and Sean can feel how hot Eduardo’s skin is all over, and he takes one hand off from where he’s got them caged around Eduardo’s hips, long fingers pressing in, and gives Eduardo a hard smack on the ass on his next thrust in, and Eduardo goes still under Sean before he starts shaking violently and moaning like someone’s killing him. “God, yes,” he sobs out, “More, more,” and who is Sean to deny him?

“Talk to me,” he purrs, rubbing his hands over the globes of Eduardo’s ass, flushed and hungry where he’s working it back onto Sean’s cock still, and Eduardo’s gasping a little bit for breath with every thrust in, and he says,

“It’s like you’re fucking splitting me open,” and that’s such a hot fucking image that Sean has to bite his lip hard to stave off his impending orgasm, tapping a rhythm on Eduardo’s lower back to distract them both, and then Eduardo says, “Fucking touch me, Sean, now” and Sean gets his hand around Eduardo’s cock to jerk him off slow, and it’s such a different tandem from the snapping of his hips that he knows it’s got to feel crazy and confusingly good to Eduardo, who just moans out a long and broken cry of Sean’s name and comes all over the side of the couch, going boneless and unconsciously bending to angle his ass up, to offer himself to Sean.

Sean has no problem finishing fast, and his orgasm hits him like a freight train, and he bites his lip again so that he can try to finish semi-quietly, because wow, Eduardo is loud, but he is so hot, too, and it’s making Sean kind of loud. He pulls out right away, and Eduardo whimpers a little, fingers coming back immediately to circle around the fucked out rim of his ass, testing, and Sean just stares at it, dumbly, his cock still twitching in his hand. Sean grabs his balls and holds them to dispose of the condom, and when he walks back into the living room, Eduardo is tugging on his clothes sluggishly, and Sean gathers his own, resisting the urge to gather a much too sleepy Eduardo in his arms and pull him down and pillow his head on Sean’s chest and fall asleep just like that-

Eduardo yawns, flopping back against the pillows on the sofa. “Shit, I’m sore,” he mumbles, but he’s grinning, obviously pleased, and he snuggles into the side of the couch.

Sean shuffles sideways towards the stairs and says, “I’m gonna go sleep in my own bed, just so- so Mark doesn’t find us in the morning,” and he coughs, because shit, this part is a little awkward.

“Mark who?” Eduardo asks, sleepily, and Sean stops for a minute with one foot on the stairs, and grins at Eduardo, who isn’t even paying him any attention in the darkness, already asleep, every ounce of energy fucked out of him, and it is an image that makes Sean smile like a gleeful little boy as he disappears up the stairs to get some much-deserved rest.



more coherent comment after i sleep, y/y?

not coherency; just a gif - deerbl00d, 2011-06-21 03:28 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: not coherency; just a gif - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: not coherency; just a gif - deerbl00d, 2011-06-21 10:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: not coherency; just a gif - banananonana, 2011-06-22 02:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: FILL 3/3


Fucking- be rough, I mean, oh my GOD.

like, there were feelings and whatever and blah blah mark/eduardo whatfuckingever but god that was just shamelessly, fantastically delicious. mmmmmm.


Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - ymorton, 2011-06-21 11:32 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-22 03:07 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - silviakundera, 2011-06-22 02:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-22 03:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: FILL 3/3

Oh, what what? I just. So. unf.

Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: FILL 3/3

i am vehemently against sean/eduardo but fuck if that wasn't delicious, wonderful anon!

Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: FILL 3/3

YES. Just yes.

Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: FILL 3/3

Damn, damn, damn this is so hot. I love love love the eduardo/sean pairing so much.

Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: FILL 3/3

This was hot, dirty and delicious. I especially enjoyed that bittersweet flavor of revenge. Please write more Eduardo/Sean. It has become my guilty pleasure.

Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2011-06-21 11:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - silviakundera, 2011-06-22 01:33 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2011-06-22 01:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - silviakundera, 2011-06-22 02:21 am (UTC)(Expand)

Re: FILL 3/3

Mark who?


This was delicious. What is it about this pairing?? I cannot get enough and this is absolutely ridiculously hot. OMG.

Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: FILL 3/3

This is so great!!!
Plz write more fics about Eduardo/Sean.

Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-21 09:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-22 03:40 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - silviakundera, 2011-06-22 03:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-22 03:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - silviakundera, 2011-06-22 05:40 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 3/3 - banananonana, 2011-06-22 10:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: Eduardo/Sean, Eduardo/Mark.

Cleaned up and reposted here!