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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)




Everyone knows that if Eduardo Saverin goes upstairs with you at a party it's a done deal, no small talk, or wooing, required. Cameron decides that sad little Eduardo (who has had more one night stands that anyone else in their graduating class, but doesn't seem to have any close friends at school) deserves to be wooed. Eduardo is perplexed when Cameron starts trying to flirt with him after Eduardo's pulled him into some stranger's bedroom.

Re: Eduardo/Cameron

Aww. They were barely in the movie, and the real guys seem like douches, but I must confess, I love movie!Cameron. This is so cute, I hope it gets filled.


It's not like he's judging. People get laid in college. A lot, apparently, and with numerous partners, in many fantastic and creative and undoubtably disease ridden ways. This isn't high school, where a girl pops her cherry and suddenly no one will talk to her. This isn't Mean Girls. Cameron gets that.

So when someone has a reputation in college, you can safely bet that they're having a real good time. And that they probably deserve it.

Eduardo Saverin? Yeah. It's safe to say he's having a real good fucking time.


Cameron spends a good portion of his graduating year on the phone to his Dad's lawyers, working his butt off and occasionally avoiding Tyler who has taken to throwing shit at a picture of Mark Zuckerberg taped to the wall with 'Motherfucker' written above it. Tyler is maybe still a little bitter. Cameron just wants his cut.

So on a sharp March evening, when Tyler is in a spectacularly foul mood, he grabs his coat and keycard and hustles his overworked ass to an off-campus party that has everyone raving because some Russian major has smuggled back Listerine bottles filled with Absinthe from his year abroad. When he arrives there is already a freshman hurling green onto the sparse patches of grass in the yard.

Someone has cranked up the volume of an old set of speakers, and the party is in full swing, which inevitably means the cops will be there to shut it down in an hour, tops. He nods to a few people he recognises, grabs a beer and settles against the wall.

'Hey, man.'

'Georgie, hey.'

'Good party, isn't it? Melanie Wiener is talking to herself in the mirror, bro, you gotta check it out, I think someones already uploaded it to Facebook.'

Cameron rolls his eyes and takes an exaggerated sip.

'Sorry, man, my bad. Hey, it could have been worse!' he nods over to the stairs, piled high with coats, 'Zuckerberg fucked him over even worse than you. Probably why he's deciding to fuck with everyone else.'

Cameron follows his gaze and watches as Eduardo Saverin, fellow casualty of Facebook, is led up the stairs by a hulking brunette guy, who looks like he could benchpress Saverins entire skinny body and shove steroids up his ass at the same time. It's pretty much par for course now, so people aren't staring as much as they did when he first stumbled back on campus, eyes wide and betrayed.

'Dude is wasted. He was macking with Tony earlier, and Ben Hopkiss got a blowy from him at a bar yesterday.'

Cameron remains silent. In the real world, where there's a very real possibility he'll be sitting on a big pile of Zuckerbergs money in a year or so, he sort of gets it. He and his brother were stolen from, but they're going to rally. Eduardo Saverin was made a fool of, and kicked out of his company, and fucked over by his best friend, and as far as Cameron knows hasn't even spoken to that skinny blonde gay guy who walks the other way when he sees Tyler coming.

So, yeah, maybe he's graduating Magne Cum Laude and kind of a ho. Cameron can still sympathise.

Re: minifill! (part2)

The cops show up and start kicking everyone out as predicted. Cameron shrugs and waves goodbye, slips his coat on and starts to walk back to campus alone.

'Do you have a light?'

It's Saverin. He's rumpled and clutching a cigarette, shivering in the frigid air, shirt thin over his hunched shoulders. He rolls his eyes when Cameron turns to face him.

'Well, shit. I guess I had to run into you at some point.'

Cameron shrugs.

'Those things will kill you.'

'That's what I've heard. Never mind. I'll see you around.'

He watches him stalk of down the road.

'Aren't you cold?'

Dark eyes flicker over him, sober and bright in the air.

'Are we really walking together? I'm pretty sure that it might constitute as a breach of- something.'

Cameron takes his coat off, drapes it over a thin back.

'I'm not suing you. Yet.'

'That's comforting. And if I hear the word 'sue' ever again it'll be too soon. And aren't you cold now?'

'I don't really get cold. Where's your coat?'

'Back at the party. Cops shoved me out before I could-'

'Get your clothes back on?'

Eduardo hits him with a skinny elbow.

They walk in silence back to campus.

Re: minifill! (part3) i think this is getting away from original prompt so sorry

So after that they're sort of... friends?

Cameron isn't so sure, most of the time, when Tyler is kicking the shit out of a punch bag and calling it 'nerd', or when his lawyer is asking him the millionith question, or when he sits and watches Eduardo stumble up to a dorm room with another interchangeable guy and presumably make all his dreams come true.

One morning they even manage coffee inbetween a course load designed to murder even the most dedicated of students. Then they keep doing it. Away from the drinks and the dark Eduardo is different, a lot softer, sweeter, the type of man who would give his friend $19,000 for a fledgling internet company. He flushes easily underneath the tan, ducks his head and smiles, looks up from benath thick eyelashes with warm eyes. Cameron flicks away a stray lash on his cheek and he does all three at once, and then, suddenly, bam!, his heart is a fluttering, full ship set sail in all shit metaphors ever.

It doesn't stop him from remaining hopelessly, irrevocably in love.

Re: minifill! (part4)

'I saw your doppleganger yesterday.'

'You didn't want to say hi?'

Eduardo snorts and slumps further down on the couch, 'I actually really appreciate my limbs and would quite like them to remain attached to my body for the forseeable future.'

Cameron nudges him with his elbow and he looks up from his Econ textbook, 'yes?'


'Ok, thanks, Crew.'


'I'm tall!'

Cameron accepts the punch to his arm and flicks through his notes.

'I'm done here, you want to grab a drink?'

'Sure. There's a party across the court, might be fun?'

He shrugs loosely, eyes him up surreptitiously, 'you going to behave or do I have to keep an eye on you?' his tone is light but he sees the way Eduardo's shoulders stiffen.


'Funny. Let's just- let's go ok?'

They leave in silence.

Re: minifill! (part4)

loving this!

Re: minifill! (part5) does this consitute as a minifill anymore?

'Fuck, I'm wasted. You're so nice. You're the nicest of all. Let's do more shots!'

'No more shots for you, you'll fall over.'

Eduardo pouts, links their fingers together to tug them over to the kitchen/bar/mess of empty bottles.

'If you do a tequila I'll do a tequila. Or we can do tequila and it'll add up to the same thing anyway.'

Cameron laughs, and it feels good, a full-bodied thing that shakes his spine and leaves him lightheaded. He hasn't laughed like that in so fucking long.

'You are so wasted.'

Eduardo smiles at him, wraps long arms around his waist and buries his head into his armpit.

'Mm, you smell good.'

Cameron swallows. This is ridiculous. He's suing Facebook. He shouldn't even be friends with Eduardo, let alone shifting away so that he doesn't freak him out with the interested stirrings of his cock.

The other boy must notice; he tilts back and studies his face with drunken lucidity.


'Yeah,' he huffs out, gently untangles himself, 'I gotta piss.'

He stares at himself in the mirror, splashes water on his flushed face and neck.

'You fucking idiot.'

His return to the party that is radiply speeding through Total Fun and into A Whole Lot of Trouble isn't met with dark hair or a sweet smile. He looks around, thanks the heavens that being 6'4 and 220 really does come in massively fucking handy when searching for lost friend/boy he'd like to do hard who's likely found another random dick to grind on.

'Cam, over here!'

He looks around, spots tanned skin first, unfamiliar hands on him next. Christ, he thinks, grits his teeth and pushes his way through the crowd.

'Hey, where'd you go?' Eduardo is smashed, hair rumpled and shirt buttons open to reveal a tanned slice of skin. The Other Guy is wrapped around him, mouth on his neck and fingers at his waistband. Tall. Brown Hair. Prick.

'This is,' Eduardo sways on the spot, tilts his head back questioningly.

'I'm Dirk.'

'Yeah, Ok, Dirk, we're going now,' he says, pulling a pliant and lose-limbed Eduardo from his grip.

'Hey, man!'

'Back the fuck off. He's drunk. You want it spread around that you fucked a guy too drunk to walk?'

Dirk backs off, palms spread, but his voice is mean and hard, 'you fucking know as well as I do that people would just congratulate me. He's slept with half the campus. If you think that you're going to get some with this,' he flickers his eyes over the two of them, 'bullshit treating him nice act, you're an even bigger idiot than he is for letting you fuck him.'

Cameron isn't thinking when his fist flys through the air. The satisfying crack in the guys nose rings through the room, and the crowd around them parts, eyes lit up in shock and voyeuristic glee.

'Cameron, Cam- let's go, let's go, please,' Eduardo is tugging on his sleeve, his eyes wide and suspiciously bright.

'Yeah, yeah.'

They begin to shuffle out of the room, people stepping away from the pair of them, Eduardo's eyes fixed on the ground. Some asshole has turned of the music and the room is silent.


It's Dirk. His voice is choked up. His nose is almost certainly broken, but he staggers to his feet, clutching the bridge in a bloodied hand.

'Fuck him all you want, Winklevoss, because you know what, he's nothing more than a fucking whore, with all the goddamn diseases that come with it,' he takes his hand away, a trickle of blood spilling into the corner of his lips, spits a glob of red saliva to the muddy floor,'I'd rather fuck a flea-infested dog.'

Re: minifill! (part5) does this consitute as a minifill anymore?

Constitute, learn to spell, self.

Re: minifill! (part5) does this consitute as a minifill anymore?

that is horrible!
I wish I was cam so I could punch Dirk in the face over and fucking over again...

Re: minifill! (part5) does this consitute as a minifill anymore?

GAH! That Dirk is a giant asswipe! I want some Eduardo consoling! :(

Re: minifill! (part5) does this consitute as a minifill anymore?

This Dirk guy is such a pathetic loser and definitely Cameron will make him pay for what he said.

Btw, r u still wanna fill this prompt? Cause u have done a wonderful work so far and I gonna have a long weep if u just give it up *puppy eyes*QWQ