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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



[RPF] [Crossover] Andrew/Jesse [Spiderman]

So Andrew is playing Spiderman in his new film. The thing is, it's not based on a comic, so much as it's based on a New York based superhero.

A hero that's saved Jesse, more than once, and one that Jesse may or may not have a crush on. Who may or may not have kissed him as they swung over the streets of NY.

After shooting TSN Jesse may have some feelings for Andrew, because Andrew's just awesome and how could Jesse not fall for him. Now he's stuck between Spiderman, who is you know...Spiderman, and Andrew, who is just so sweet and fantastic.

What Jesse doesn't know is that Andrew is Spiderman (he auditioned for the movie as a joke and was surprised he actually got the part) and he's head over web-shooters in love with Jesse.

baby!fill: (You are) So much more like Spider-man (1/2)

It's well past one in the morning when they stumble together into Jesse's New York apartment.

"See, this is why you should never do anything 'ironically,'" Jesse scolds, leaning against the doorframe to catch his breath, making air quotes around the word 'ironically.'

"I didn't do it to be ironic!" Andrew informs him cheerfully, gingerly cradling his left arm with his right one. "I did it as a joke."

"You auditioned and got the part of Spider-man, in the movie version of Spider-man, because you're secretly Spider-man in real life," Jesse says, punctuating every word with a poke against the skin-tight red and blue material stretched across Andrew's chest. "If that's your idea of a joke, you're not very funny."

"Hey now," Andrew laughs, ducking just out of prodding distance. "No abusing the wounded who just saved you from certain death."

Jesse's face softens. "You're an idiot," he tells Andrew, but dutifully helps him peel off the mask covering his face and gently tug the skintight uniform half-off to survey the damage.

"I think your shoulder's dislocated," Jesse finally announces dourly, his fingertips fluttering nervously over Andrew's shoulder. "What do you want to do about it?"

"Pop it back in," Andrew replies immediately. Then, almost as an apologetic afterthought: "I'm going to need your help with that though."

"I...what? No! I can't...you need, like, a licensed professional!" Jesse starts and stops and starts, horrified.

"Nah," Andrew says sheepishly. "The um. Spider...ness enhances healing and makes things hurt...less. It's fine."

Jesse gnaws on his lower lip, considering. "This is the stupidest thing that's happened to me all week," he finally says, conceding, which earns him a beaming grin from Andrew. "Up to and including almost getting killed by a tentacle monster forty-five minutes ago."

"Great!" Andrew enthuses, as if he hadn't heard Jesse at all. "For a moment, I thought I was going to have to pop it back in myself."

Jesse sighs miserably as Andrew positions both himself and Jesse to deal with the shoulder issue and cheerfully explains Jesse's role in all this: "On a count of three, okay?" Andrew says, and then without waiting for an answer, starts counting: "One...Two..."

baby!fill: (You are) So much more like Spider-man (2/2)

Before he can get to 'three,' Jesse twists and pushes, and there's the sound of joint snapping into socket, accompanied seconds later by a string of muffled half-curses and choked laughter on Andrew's part, as Jesse lets his hands drop uselessly to his sides, watching the scene before him in mild terror.

"Whatever happened to a count of three?" Andrew asks him, somewhere between half-laughing and wheezing.

Jesse shrugs, stuffing his hands into his pockets. "I thought it'd be better to get it over with, along with the element of surprise." He frowns, "How long is that going to hurt?"

Andrew waves his good arm at him: "A day or two at most," he says carelessly. "It'll be fine in no time." He pauses for a moment, and then lights up when something suddenly occurs to him: "Hey, I'm almost an invalid for the next twenty-four hours! You can be my nursemaid!"

"You better not be imagining me in a sexy nurse Halloween costume," Jesse manages, some of his humour creeping back into his words now that the initial dismay has passed.

"You know me too well," Andrew agrees shamelessly, neither denying or confirming Jesse's suspicions.

"I do."

Andrew pauses, tilting his head to consider Jesse for a moment: "Is that how you knew I was...I am...He's..."

Jesse rolls his eyes. "Spider-man? You always looked like you were about to laugh when I came home and told you that I thought the real Spider-man was hitting on me. Then you fake outrage really badly," Jesse tells him. "Also, you follow me around!"

"I prefer you living to dead," Andrew says. "Is that such a crime?"

There's no stopping Jesse now: "It's more than that!"

"Like what?"

Jesse tilts his head to the side, trying to word his next idea diplomatically and failing when he finally decides to come out right and announce, "...did you know that your wrists leak when you come? Semen, I mean," he clarifies.

Andrew pauses, the tips of his ear blushing pink. "...christ," he finally says. "I was hoping you wouldn't notice that."

"Well," Jesse says awkwardly, his own face heating up. "I do."

There's a stilted pause between the two of them that stretches out for an odd moment, before Andrew just kind of shrugs his good shoulder, his mouth sliding into a rueful grin. "Well, at least now you know: you've been sleeping with Spider-man. And hey: this honesty calls for celebration. Like...sex?"

Jesse stares at him is disbelief: "You're injured. I'm not having sex with you until your arm's better."

Andrew scoffs: "I don't need my shoulder for sex."

"Then you're doing it wrong," Jesse tells him, a smile playing at the corners of his mouth. He thinks for a moment: "Though I suppose there could be a shower. You're filthy - are those oil stains on the back of your, um. Get up? - and I...could probably use a shower."

"A shower...together?" Andrew asks, stepping playfully into Jesse's personal space.

Jesse tries not to laugh, wrapping an arm around Andrew's waist to tug him in closer. "You're incorrigible."

"What good are superpowers if they can't even get me laid?" Andrew grumbles good-naturedly, leaning in for a kiss.

"You're a terrible person," Jesse informs him wryly, but leans up so that their mouths can quickly meet.

"I know right?" Andrew grins. "Come shower with me. You won't regret it."

"Somehow, I sincerely doubt this," Jesse rolls his eyes, but lets Andrew pull him toward the bathroom anyway.

Re: baby!fill: (You are) So much more like Spider-man (2/2)

I love spider-man!Andrew fic! This was really lovely. Loved their conversation, made me smile. lovely fill!

Re: baby!fill: (You are) So much more like Spider-man (2/2)

jsyk, I LOVE YOU author!anon. ♥

Jesse rolls his eyes. "Spider-man? You always looked like you were about to laugh when I came home and told you that I thought the real Spider-man was hitting on me. Then you fake outrage really badly," Jesse tells him. "Also, you follow me around!"
This is so so so very Andrew. xD

Jesse tilts his head to the side, trying to word his next idea diplomatically and failing when he finally decides to come out right and announce, "...did you know that your wrists leak when you come? Semen, I mean," he clarifies.

Re: baby!fill: (You are) So much more like Spider-man (2/2) OP

I should be asleep!! But as I was looking around I saw this and was like...is that a fill for my prompt?! And it is!! I literally flailed and jazz handed on my bed.

Andrew trying to be all secretive about his secret identity and failing epically (who wouldn't notice semen coming from your wrists Andrew? Not Jesse!) and Jesse basically humoring him in his attempt at being stealthy and keeping his secret identity. Also their banter. It's hilarious and wonderful.

I love it. This is all kinds at fantastic.

Thank you so very much for the fill!

Re: baby!fill: (You are) So much more like Spider-man (2/2)

everything about this is awesome....

Re: baby!fill: (You are) So much more like Spider-man (2/2)

This is hot and cute.

Jesse tilts his head to the side, trying to word his next idea diplomatically and failing when he finally decides to come out right and announce, "...did you know that your wrists leak when you come? Semen, I mean," he clarifies.

That line does my head in. Seriously. I'm thinking about him using that as lube. Or Jesse sucking on his wrists (a wristjob? Spider-man is going to give me a wrist!kink)...or ANDREW FISTING JESSE. IDEK. It's just like the tip of the iceberg of dirty thoughts this amazing baby!fill gave me omg.

Thanks for writing and sharing this <3