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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Andrew/Garett Hedlund Andrew/Jesse

I want Andrew and garett to hook up on their vacation in Hawaii and Jesse to find out (maybe Max would text a drunken"wow they are loud in the next room" or whatever) and Jesse would then start texting slightly jealous texts to Andrew who would be torn between garett and jesse....

happy ending, but with who is up to author.

Re: Andrew/Garett Hedlund Andrew/Jesse

He thinks of Jesse. He thinks of Jesse when he's smiling and pretending not to realize there are cameras snapping pictures of him and Garrett. He thinks of Jesse when he's thinking of how quickly it will take for the pictures to start making their way to all corners of the internet. He thinks of Jesse when he's laughing at Garrett's dry humour and sarcastic, snarky comments.

He tries not to think of Jesse when Garrett kisses him. They're standing out on the deck of Andrew's hotel room smoking cigarettes and nursing bottles of beer (Andrew on his fourth, Garrett on his fifth), their elbows resting on the railing and their shoulders so close, Andrew can feel Garrett's body heat. Overlooking the sunset over the ocean. It's so serene and cliche.

Garrett just leans over and kisses him. Andrew closes his eyes and just lets Garrett press their lips together. When he pulls away, Andrew just wants to keep his eyes shut. But he opens them and Garrett is looking at him with wide eyes.

This is so different. Jesse. He's not used to looking up. Garrett is so tall, tall, tall.

He reaches up and kisses Garrett. Deeper, sure of himself. Garrett's hands come up to rest on both sides of Andrew's face. Garrett pulls away after a few moments, his hands still holding Andrew's head. He looks into his eyes. "Are you sure?" Andrew nods. "Because I'd thought you and Jesse..." Garrett doesn't finish, but Andrew knows what he means. He looks past Garrett out at the sky, getting darker, and shakes his head no.

Because Andrew spent months with Jesse and did everything to let him know how much he loved him, how much he meant to him. But Jesse never... Andrew just shakes his head again and lets Garrett kiss him.

He doesn't know how Jesse finds out. He doesn't know who tells him. He'll never ask.

The first texts comes when Andrew is leaning back on his bed, Garrett climbing on top of him and smiling against his lips. Do you think Socrates is a good name for the new kitten?

Garrett's fingers are quick to unbuckle Andrew's belt, unpop the button and pull down the zipper. His hand is warm when he wraps it around Andrew's dick. Andrew lifts his hips into the touch. "Tell me what you want." Garrett says, breath hot against Andrew's lips. Andrew whines. He's so gone from Garrett's touch.

He hasn't been touched like this since... "Fuck me." He gasps out. Garrett smiles and nips at Andrew's lips.

The second text comes after Garrett has removed Andrew's pants and sits up so he can remove his own. Because it's been over a week since I found him and my name assessment limit is one week. He likes to sit on the windowsill and it looks like he's deep in thought. Hence Socrates. He won't even look at me though when I try and get his attention.

Andrew reaches out and helps Garrett get his pants off and when he's got them to his ankles, Garrett takes off his t-shirt and then leans back over Andrew. He rubs their dicks together through their briefs. Both of them moaning as they kiss again.

"I don't have anything." Garrett says pulling away and sounding apologetic. "But I promise I'll make you feel good." Andrew just nods. Garrett's fingers toy with the hem of his briefs before pulling them down over his cock. Garrett kisses him one more time on the lips, then on the chin and bites him softly before trailing kisses down his chest and over the juts of his hipbones.

FILLED: The wrong kind of place to be thinking of you 2/4

i failed with the subject line in the first part, sorry mods!

Andrew's chest is heaving when Garrett kisses the tip of his dick.

Jesse sends the third text right after Garrett wraps his lips around Andrew's dick. But I need it to be seconded. In case it sounds stupid. Maybe you can come and meet him. You'd like him a lot more than Gatsby. I know you don't like him because he runs away when you come over. He doesn't mean to. He's shy.

Andrew arches his back, forgetting his manners for a moment. But Garrett grabs him by the hips and shoves him back down on the bed gently before pulling off and laughing. He looks up at Andrew with a flirty smile before sticking his tongue out and licking a stripe up Andrew's dick. Andrew holds back a moan and tries to move his hips for more contact, but Garrett is strong.

His tongue is tracing shapes onto the underside of Andrew's dick. Words. You deserve to be happy and feel loved because you are special. Stop wasting your time on silly boys.

Garrett is so sure of himself. He knows what he's doing. He takes his mouth off Andrew's dick and kisses the line between his hipbone and his pelvis. Kisses the inside of his thighs and bites gently.

Jesse sends the fourth text moments before Andrew comes. And I think Cappucine misses you. Because sometimes she will just sit herself infront of the couch where you would sit and meow. It's a little irritating. Just because there's nothing I can do it about it, really

Garrett slides up Andrew's body and kisses him. His mouth slightly tastes like come, but it's nothing too bad. Andrew puts his hands in Garrett's boxers and starts tugging on his dick. Garrett groans into his mouth. When Andrew goes to return the favor, Garrett just grabs onto his arms and shakes his head. "M'close. Just..."

Andrew knows what he means. He starts tugging with earnest, starts rubbing the tip with his thumb, running his index finger up the vein on the underside of Garrett's dick. Garrett mumbles under his breath when he gets close. Andrew can feel his dick pulsing and signaling how close he is.

Garrett bites Andrew's shoulder when he comes. It runs down in gobs over Andrew's fingers and Andrew makes sure to milk any extra out before pulling off and pulling his hand out of Garrett's boxers. Wiping his hand off on the black fabric.

Jesse hesitates before sending the fifth. Because I'm pretty sure I ruined that. The whole you sitting on my couch thing. Sometimes I make extra food and I forget that I don't have to anymore. So I give it to the cats. Garfunkle eats most of it. I think she may be pregnant.

Garrett latches onto Andrew's lips as soon as he opens his eyes. They kiss until Andrew doesn't think he can kiss anymore. When he pulls away, he looks at Garrett beneath his eyelashes. "Was that... okay?" Garrett asks.

"Of course. It was more than okay. Perfect, even." Andrew says and runs his finger tips down Garrett's side. Garrett squeezes Andrew's hips. "You can stay here if you'd like. I'm probably going to fall asleep." Garrett nods and shuts his eyes.

Andrew is asleep in Garrett's arms when Jesse sends the sixth text. I'm drunk. I wanted you to know that I'm sorry for being an idiot and not realizing how much you meant to me. I hope you don't read this. The cats aren't the only one's that miss you.

FILLED: The wrong kind of place to be thinking of you 3/4

When Andrew wakes up, it's bright. He'd forgotten to shut the curtains over the doors to the balcony. He squints and sits up. It's not until he wipes the sleep from his eyes that he realizes that Garrett isn't in his bed. He looks around the room.

The toilet flushes and Andrew looks towards the bathroom door. Garrett walks out, eyes wide when he sees that Andrew is awake. He laughs. "Good morning, Bambi." Andrew blinks. "It's just… your eyes were wide and…" He stops. "Never mind."


"Do you wanna grab coffee or something?" Andrew nods with a smile.

"I'd love to."

"Okay, well… I left my shoes out on your balcony. I'm gonna go grab them." Andrew sits there with the comforter in his lap. Jesse sends the seventh text. I'm sorry. I was stupid. I shouldn't have sent you all those texts. You're allowed to kiss whoever you want and I'm not being fair. Please don't read the other texts and please don't be angry with me. I'd prefer if you're never angry with me again. I shouldn't be able to have a phone. Or friends.

Andrew hears his phone buzz and he reaches over to the bedside table to grab it. Seven New Text Messages his phone prompts. When he unlocks the screen, he sees that they are all from Jesse.

Garrett comes in after Jesse's finished reading the texts. Empty beer bottles and shoes in hand. He throws the bottles into a bag to take out to the recycling bin down the hall and pulls his shoes on. Cigarette in his mouth ready to be lit when they get outside. "Ready?" He asks Andrew. Andrew doesn't know what to do.

Jesse sends the eighth text while Andrew is sitting on his bed, naked under his comforter and Garrett is standing in front of the bed waiting for Andrew to move. I decided on Caulfield. I was really drunk and I don't think he likes me… he'd probably like you. Cause you're the nicest and realest person. Ever. Sorry, this is my hangover talking. And I need to stop using alcohol related problems as the reason why I'm rambling in text message form.

Andrew looks up at Garrett who takes the cigarette out of his mouth. "You're not coming." Andrew doesn't know what to say. He knows his facial expression says it all. "It's Jesse, isn't it?" Andrew nods slowly, fidgeting with the phone in his hands. He feels awful. Garrett nods.

"I'm sorry."

"Why are you sorry?" Garrett sits down on the edge of the bed and places his hand on Andrew's cheek. Andrew looks down at the comforter in his lap.

"Because I made you think that this could be something." Garrett shakes his head.

"Look, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested. Hell, I'd be lying if I said I am perfectly okay with letting you go. But who am I kidding, I can't get between you and Jesse Eisenberg." Andrew looks up at him. Garrett sighs. "Look, he was all you talked about on the first day we met. When we were on the beach you were even discussing whether or not Jesse would like Hawaii."

"He's…" What is he? He can't even begin to explain to Garrett how he feels about Jesse. How he let Jesse kiss him and run away because he was scared. How he let Jesse come back and then sleep with him. Only to have Jesse run away again. How he let Jesse apologize to him. How he lets Jesse break his heart."

"There's a thing called soul mates. And I don't know if I believe in it, but… I don't know, if there ever was such a thing…" He stops and looks out the glass doors to the balcony. His blue green eyes are even brighter from the sunlight. Andrew'd fall in love with them, with Garrett, if this was easier, "you'd find a way to him."

"I'd fall in love with you. Probably. If things were different." Andrew says and places his hand on top of Garrett's. Garrett just laughs.

FILLED: The wrong kind of place to be thinking of you 4/4

"Life isn't a book, Garfield. You've got to forget about 'if things were different' and take things as they are. Because, I don't know, because you'll go nowhere if you keep waiting for things to change." He puts his cigarette back in his mouth. "Anyway, I really want some coffee and a mango or something." He smiles brightly at Andrew. "Don't hide. This doesn't have to be awkward. We saw each other naked and you denied me, but it's only awkward if you make it awkward. And I never let things get awkward." Andrew laughs then. "See, can still make you laugh."

He then stands up and Andrew watches him. He salutes one last time to Andrew and then leaves the room. Shutting the door behind him.


Jesse sends the ninth text when Andrew is in a cab from JFK to Jesse's apartment the next afternoon. I showed Emma the texts I sent because you didn't reply to any of them. I don't know if I have any self esteem left. But I wanted to apologize because I don't know what else to do.

Andrew laughs and looks up and sees the cab driver giving him a curious glance in the rearview window. Andrew just clears his throat and looks back down at his phone.

When he gets to Jesse's apartment, he knocks and waits, bouncing on his toes. Jesse looks disheveled when he opens the door. Glasses on and eyes wide. "Andrew…"

"I want to meet Caulfield. And, and I want to see you. I always want to see you." He rushes in saying it. Nervous and afraid.

"I thought Garrett…" Andrew shakes his head.

"He helped me realize what I should come home to. Well, that and your text messages. You were piss drunk, weren't you?" He says with a fond smile. Jesse's cheeks redden.


"Don't apologize. It was quite flattering, actually." Jesse smiles.

"Would you like to meet Caulfield? Maybe have some coffee?" Andrew smiles then, knowing that this is where he should be.

"I'd love some coffee." He says and follows Jesse inside.

i really tried to make this end up with garrett/andrew because i was so happy when the pictures started appearing of their bromance. but i couldn't because JEWNICORN FOREVER alkfmsdlkfmdslkafmdaslkm

Re: FILLED: The wrong kind of place to be thinking of you 4/4

ngl I scrolled to the end to see who you went with. Jewnicorns foreverrrr!!

This was cute, but oh my god I am so sorry I am so nitpicky - I'm pretty sure all of Jesse's 'texts' were way over the 160 character limit that text messages have, which is fine, but Andrew would have had significantly more than nine new texts or whatever. (I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I noticed and it bugged me what is wrong with meeee I'm sorry!)

ANYWAY. Now that my spazness is out of the way - yeah, this was really cute. I actually felt a little sorry for Garrett, which is impressive. And I really want to know more details about Andrew and Jesse's backstory in this verse, like what made Andrew finally decide to give up and why Jesse kept going hot/cold. Very interesting!

Re: FILLED: The wrong kind of place to be thinking of you 4/4

and then some more!