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It's Complicated: But sexy!


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[PART SEVEN] - CLOSED
quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.


THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS;


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.




FILLS;


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






[ARCHIVING]

[DELICIOUS]

[UNFILLED REQUESTS]

[FILLED REQUESTS]

[FLAT VIEW]


have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D



PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.
Tags:

RPF Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
So there are pics from the Maui Film Festival in which Andrew and his new biceps are hanging out with Garrett Hedlund.

Jesse comes across these pics and there is jealousy and confrontation and lots of sex.

FILLED: But Really, the Internet is a Dangerous Place

(Anonymous)
i wrote this quickly because i said i'd have this done, but i hope you enjoy, OP!

Jesse wakes up to one of his cats lightly pawing at his back. He groans and lifts his head from his pillow. It's bright out. He groans again and lifts his shoulders up to check the iHome next to his bed. 11:36. He groans louder but when the cat currently standing on his back jumps off onto the blanket, he lifts the rest of his body. He stretches his limbs in a half-assed downward dog and then reaches for his glasses. When he has them on, he grabs his phone and has two text messages. Both from Emma.

No matter what you do, do NOT go on tumblr. K? Jesse laughs.

I'm serious, Eisenberg! You will be a sad panda! Jesse hits Call and puts the phone to his ear. After the third ring, Emma picks up.

"Did you look?" If Jesse was with her, he's sure she would be wincing.

"Uh... no? You told me not to." Emma sighs. Jesse's already walking towards his computer.

"Dumbass. I know you're going to look no matter what I tell you." He stifles a laugh. "Whatever, I warned you. No sad panda now because I gave you the opportunity to be happy panda."

"Emma, I am not a panda."

"Whatever, it's a figure of speech." Jesse types his password into the prompt and then clicks up his Google Chrome. He goes to Tumblr from the convenient tab on his Bookmarks Bar. He scrolls past pictures of computer pieces and cats and chubby cats and cars and interesting architecture until he gets to what he assumes is what Emma is talking about.

"Emma, is this what your talking about? Andrew with Olivia Wilde…. Garrett Hedlund? And Megan Fox?"

"Well, yeah." Jesse laughs.

"What is wrong with these? What do you expect him to be a hermit the whole time he's in Maui? He's making friends. Andrew is like… the friendliest, clingiest person in the world. What is there to worry about?" He'd be lying if he said he wasn't getting a little anxious. He can't help but think Emma sees something else that Jesse doesn't. Jesse isn't exactly the smartest when it comes to things like the internet and celebrity photos. Hell, it took Emma pointing it out to him to realize the way he looked at Andrew in the majority of pictures.

"Nothing. I'm just being neurotic I guess." Emma says with a laugh.

"I'm the neurotic one." Jesse takes one last look at the picture and then closes out of Tumblr to check his email. "Do you want to get lunch?"

"Sure. I'll meet you at your place at one?"

"Sounds good."

---


The opening to California Love by 2Pac stirs Jesse from his reverie of reading. He jumps off his couch and into the kitchen where his phone is sitting on the counter. He reminds himself to change the dumb ringtone Andrew programmed in, although he'll forget as soon as he talks to Andrew. Until the next time it rings.

"Hello?"

"Hey, how are you?" Jesse shrugs and smiles at Andrew's voice.

"Good. Just reading with the cats." He can hear Andrew laughing. Jesse can picture him smiling and scratching the back of his neck coyly. "How is Hawaii?"

"Great! I went surfing," Jesse fights the urge to say he saw, "And ate at some fantastic restaurants, met some great people. The beaches are wonderful, Jess. I bet Rio was just like this. Even better! We'll have to go together some time." Jesse smiles.

"I'd like that." He says almost to himself. He blinks and then realizes he's got another one of his big smiles on.

"Yeah? Well… I don't know maybe the next time we both get time off. We'll go. To Rio or Hawaii or wherever you want to go. Just not England or New York or California." Jesse laughs and nods.

"Sounds like a great plan."

"Good." Jesse hears muffled talking in the background. "Hey, listen. I'm going to go get some drinks with some new friends. I'll call you tomorrow, yeah?" Jesse nods.

"Yep, yeah. Have fun."

"I will. Bye Jess. Don't hesitate to call though… if, you know, you need anything." Jesse wrings his hands together.

"Yeah. Okay. Bye." He says and ends the call. He sighs and puts his phone back down on the counter.

Jesse leans on the counter and puts his hands on his head and combs his fingers through his hair. "It's nothing to worry about." He tells himself before leaving the kitchen and grabbing his phone.

FILLED: But Really, the Internet is a Dangerous Place 2/3

(Anonymous)
The cats don't wake him up the next morning. Jesse wakes up on his own and lifts his head from the pillow. 1:34. He groans and shoves his head back into his pillow. Why did he sleep in so late? He lifts his body up from the pillow and stretches. He grabs his phone to see no missed calls or new texts. He puts it back on the bedside table.

He scratches at his belly as he makes his way over to the desk to check his computers. There are two new emails on his work account, and four on his personal.

He then updates oneupme. "He's like heaven. Secretly coveted by atheists" He chuckles and then hits Send.

Then he checks Tumblr. He likes Emma's picture of her lunch from the day before and reblogs a picture of a watercolor bear in a tutu.

The first picture of Andrew that shows up on his dash is a well edited image of him standing with a flattering green button up over a gray t-shirt with his hands in his pockets turning his Bambi eyes on for the camera. Jesse smiles at how fond he's grown of Andrew's new scruff. He likes the picture and then continues scrolling.

Then he sees it. Andrew's shirtless. On a beach. And Garrett Hedlund is right next to him. Andrew is shirtless on a beach with a shirtless Garrett Hedlund.
There's even a .gif under the image of a mushroom cloud with "Ovaries" in big, red, flashing letters under it. Jesse scowls at the childishness of it.

He scrolls past the chubby cats again and a candid picture from the shooting of the new season of "Dexter" and then finds a not so well edited of Andrew from the same night with his arm around Garrett and Garrett pointing at him and saying something. Jesse makes his way back to his bed and lays down and grabs his phone. Dialing Emma's number.

"You saw them." She says when he picks up.

"Yes, of course I saw them. What did you think? They'd be invisible to me?"

"I don't know, maybe you'd have better things to do than check Tumblr?"

"Tumblr is more addicting than crack, Emma. Okay? Of course I'm going to check Tumblr!" He sighs. "Why didn't you warn me?"

"Oh, because that works so well yesterday." Jesse slaps his forehead in frustration.

"I mean… the surfing was one thing. That was hot. Then the pictures of him with the different groups. I mean there was nothing wrong with that, I still don't see anything wrong with that. But now? This? Shirtless on the beach and then all buddy-buddy at the red carpet? Was the carpet even red? Did they even have a carpet?" Emma's laughing. "This isn't really funny."

"Yes it is. Listen to you. Breathe." Jesse takes a loud breath just to assuage her. "Now listen to me. Andrew? He is a giant teddy bear--"

"Oh, there you go again with the bear analogies." Jesse retorts.

"And he's going to make friends everywhere he goes. Garrett is a friend! Just like me. And Justin. And Robert. And everyone else that he talks to. Friends put their arms around each other's shoulders and joke around."

"And go to the beach shirtless?"

"It's the beach. Even 400 pound men go to the beach shirtless."

"Yeah, but--"

"But nothing. Call him."

"I'm afraid Hawaii changed him." Jesse says. He closes his eyes. "I didn't mean to say that."

"Why? Cause Hawaii is some kind of life changing place?"

"I'm sure it is. Many people tend to go to Hawaii for the serene atmosphere and the friendly people. What if he realizes that my neurotic and sometimes unfriendly tendencies are too much for him?" Emma laughs again.

"Shut up, Jesse. You're neurotic and sometimes unfriendly tendencies are what made him fall in love with you."

"It's hardly love." Jesse says. He wishes he wasn't true. Jesse may be in love with Andrew, but he doubts it's reciprocated. Emma sighs.

"Look, I don't know what else to tell you. Why don't you call him and tell him all this?"

"Because he thinks I'm… I'm putting him on a leash." Emma laughs even louder at that. "I know, okay? I know I'm being ridiculous. But I don't know how else to be, okay? It's the internet. It doesn't help that all these teenage girls are speculating on whether or not it's more than a 'bromance'."

FILLED: But Really, the Internet is a Dangerous Place 3/3

(Anonymous)
"This… is normal. Well, okay. Not exactly normal. But everyone gets nervous when they're partners are away. And in this case, you get to see pictures of them away with other people. Plus you don't exactly have the highest of self esteems." Jesse scoffs again.

"Gee, thanks."

"Shut the fuck up, you know it's true." Jesse smiles. "So just… call him. Okay? I don't want to hear another word until you do." Before Jesse can even reply, she hangs up. When he calls her back, he gets her message after the second ring. He texts her "Thanks for hitting the asshole button. Asshole." And then sighs. He puts the phone down and stares at it.

It's not going to explode. He tells himself and then dials Andrew's number and puts the phone to his ear.

"Jesse! Hey! Guess where I am?" Jesse blinks. The beach? At lunch with Garrett? He's being so irrational and childish. Grow up, Eisenberg

"Where?" He can almost feel Andrew smiling through the phone.

"At the airport! Yeah, I scheduled an earlier flight because one can only stay in Hawaii so long before starting to feel a little out of place."

"Out of place? But it's so calm there." Jesse scratches his head.

"Yeah, but I'm used to the fast pace of wherever you are. And the cats and the beeping and noise and--"

"And the neuroticism and the mood swings and my lack of social skills?" Andrew laughs.

"Those are all very charming and redeeming qualities about you." Jesse rolls his eyes.

"Don't be funny."

"I'm not. They're all things that I rather enjoy about you. Sure, you're not always Mr. Maker 'bout everything, but that's what makes you who you are. And I'm starting to sound like a cheesy commercial for self esteem now. You know the ones they'd play in Primary School?" Jesse smiles at that.

"You're really at the airport?"

"Yes. I'll be home in time for a later dinner if you're up for it."

"Of course I am."

"Sounds lovely. I should go though, the people next to me are giving me a rude look. I guess it's outside of their comfort zone for someone to be talking on a cell phone near them. I should let them know it's the 21st century. Anyway, I'll see you tonight, okay?"

"Sounds good."

"Alright, I'll see you soon Jess."

"Bye." Jesse says and hangs up before flopping himself down on his bed and sighing. He doesn't know whether it's in relief of agony.

---


Theres a knock at his door. Jesse wipes his palms and stops when he reaches the door. He wants to look to see who it is, but that might make him even more nervous. He just sighs and unlocks the three locks before turning the knob slowly. When he sees Andrew outside the door, he doesn't have long before he's being pushed back against the nearest wall and deprived of all oxygen.

Andrew's lips are soft and Jesse's hands grab at his long hair before stroking down the scruff on his cheeks. Jesse smiles and let's Andrew grab at his sides before pulling away.

"Didn't think you were good enough anymore, huh?" Andrew says with a smile.

"You talk to Emma." Jesse blushes and drops his head. Andrew lifts his chin with his hands and Jesse places his hands on Andrew's bony hips.

"You just didn't sound yourself on the phone earlier. I needed to know why."

"I'm sorry." Jesse says. Andrew laughs.

"Don't be. Everyone get's jealous. Jesse cocks his head.

"Jealous?" Andrew smiles brightly.

"Of course. And don't you worry… I think it's pretty sexy." Jesse smiles then.

"Sexy, huh?" Andrew licks his lips and nods. "Well then, maybe we should see how jealous I really was. Andrew's eyes darken and he nods again. Jesse shuts the front door and Andrew drops his bags in the walkway as Jesse pulls him by his belt loops towards the bedroom.

CHEESY ENDING IS CHEESY. i promise i'll edit this and make it better and post it on my journal

Re: FILLED: But Really, the Internet is a Dangerous Place 3/3

(Anonymous)
UGH SO MANY BLATANT TYPOS. please ignore them all when reading, apparently my editing gets haphazard the closer i am to the end of reading my fics. lkdflaskfdlaskfma

Re: FILLED: But Really, the Internet is a Dangerous Place 3/3

Just thought this was incredibly sweet.

OP

(Anonymous)
Thank you so much for filling this! I loved it! Insecure!Jesse always makes me want to shield him from the world in general (and tumblr in particular) but of course we know he's being silly because Andrew is completely in love with him no matter how many ovaries explode over that guy from Tron.

And then he got an early flight and they went on to have what I'm imagining was hot, possessive sex up against the wall-compliments of Andrew's new muscles;) Wonderful fill!

Re: OP

(Anonymous)
oh yay! i'm so glad you loved it!! hahaha, tumblr +insecure! jesse = no bueno. but emma and andrew will always be there for him! :) jesse obviously needs to be tracking the jewnicorn tag on tumblr, i'm sure it would calm him down a lot :P

tons and tons of hot possessive sex with andrew's new muscles and jesse going crazy over his scuffy-ness because it is so hot

Re: FILLED: But Really, the Internet is a Dangerous Place 3/3

(Anonymous)
This was adorable! Also, I just thought you should know that I had a good, long laugh about California Love being the Andrew ringtone on Jesse's phone. Like, that amused me to no end and I have kind of adopted it as my personal canon now. xD

ANYHOW! This was lovely and thank you so much for sharing it with us! :]

Re: FILLED: But Really, the Internet is a Dangerous Place 3/3

(Anonymous)
that is awesome!! hahaha, when i was writing that part i automatically had it in my head that california love would be his ringtone

i'm glad you enjoyed it!! :)