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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Mark or Chris/Dustin

(is sad I can't do this anon, OMG PLEASE DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEE)

So I made this floorplan of the Kirkland suite (I won't link it again because I feel like I've already linked it everywhere and I'm suddenly a link whore, but it's in my journal), and in researching realized that this suite has NO DOORS.

It's basically like one big open room with just... a suggestion of division.

Long story short, I'm now desperate for a fic with late-night sex/making out/whatever, while the others just lay there and awkwardly listen to it.

Either pairing is fine by me!

This may have already been done. If so, linkies?

Re: Eduardo/Mark or Chris/Dustin

Totally agreeing with the anon above.

I've missed yooooooou. And that kitten fic of yours is super cute and awesome!

Short Fill 1/1

Here's a short, faily fill. I hope it can tide you over until someone with actual writing skillz fills this. :)

It’s 12:34 a.m. on a Monday night (technically Tuesday morning) when Mark and Wardo come back to the suite from the bar. Dustin knows this cause even though he’s lying in bed, he’s still awake. He hears them come in, all whispered words, rustling clothes and… kissing noises. Great.

He’s pretty sure this has to be some sort of violation of the bro code. He’s also pretty sure Mark couldn’t care less.

It’s not that he minds so much that Mark and Wardo are together or that they have a ridiculous amount of sex; he’s actually quite happy for them. It’s that there are no doors in their suit and so nowhere for him to escape except out of the suit. Which is really inconvenient when he is trying to study or, like now, sleep. Chris is lucky; he just goes to his stupid boyfriend’s room anytime Mark and Wardo are going to be in the suit together. Like now.

The noises have moved from the living room to Mark’s room, increasing slightly in both volume and frequency. He catches snippets of their hushed words to each other comprised mostly of Marks and Wardos and expletives.

Mark’s bed creaks. Someone lets out a strangled moan.


Wet noises. Obscenely dirty, wet noises.

Another moan, loud and uninhibited followed by Oh god Mark! Don’t stop – please don’t stop! in barely a whisper.

An even dirtier, wet, popping noise.

“Wardo you have to be quiet or you’re going to wake Dustin,” he hears Mark whisper teasingly before the wet noises start up again.

“Right, so I’m going to sleep in the hallway,” he says, gathering his blanket and pillow and heading for the door. He hears Wardo’s embarrassed sorry Dustin and the wet noises resume loudly just as he’s closing the door behind him.

Short Fill 2/2

So I lied. This faily fill has two parts now. I had a mini attack of inspiration after I posted the first part that I just ~had to write out. :D

A couple weeks later, Dustin’s lying on his bed, reading a book for one of his classes.

Mark and Wardo are on the couch watching a movie for one of Wardo’s classes.

Not surprisingly, about half way through the movie Dustin starts hearing the distinct sounds of making out – quite smacking sounds, gasping breaths, little whimpers, full moans.

He ignores it the best he can and continues reading until he realizes he has to piss. He tries to ignore that too until the pressure on his bladder becomes too much and he has to go, make out interruption be damned.

He gets out of his bed as quietly as possible and walks out into the living area. What he sees almost makes him piss his pants from laughing - Billy Olson sitting on the couch watching the movie next to the obliviously making out Mark and Wardo.

At the sound of Dustin’s laughter, Mark and Wardo break apart, surprised.

Wardo instantly colors red at noticing Billy while Mark fixes him with a piercing glare.

“What the fuck, Billy?”

Billy just shrugs, getting off the couch and going to his room, causing Dustin to laugh even harder, gripping his stomach and rolling on the floor.

“Fuck you, Dustin,” Mark mutters, grumpily, leaning into Wardo’s side and focusing on the movie again. Wardo turns his head to hide a smile in his hand, face still burning a bright red.

Re: Short Fill 2/2


This is the first prompt I've EVER had filled, nonny! And trust me, not from lack of trying. I've made quite a few.

Can I frame it?!

The first one was incredibly hot. Seriously, JUST the type of awkward dark quiet wet noises I wanted. It's like Christmas!

And Billy. You put Billy in! That poor neglected fella is so deserving of some limelight, and you made it funny.

TL;DR - You are a rocker of worlds.

Author Anon!

Oh yay! I'm so glad you liked it!

Billy definitely needs some more love on this kinkmeme. *nods sagely*

And thank you for making the diagram of their room! It's what got me ~inspired.

Re: Short Fill 2/2

I love the idea of Mark and Wardo just going at it, even though they're in a completely open space where anyone can see and/or hear them. Poor Dustin tho.

And OMG, Billy Olson just sitting there watching the movie. That part cracked me up. Great fill!