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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


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♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
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♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



[RPF] Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark

I just spent 30 minutes queuing at the register at the supermarket (I always choose the wonky queue that takes forever,) standing right next to a big display of condoms, lubes and even vibrators!

I would love some nervous/young/inexperienced Andrew or Jesse (or even Eduardo or Mark (highschool!Au?)) buying condoms and lube and being embarrassed/nervous/awkward about it.

FILL: Some things are fun, and condom shopping isn't one of them [1/1]

Jesse had no idea there were so many different types of condoms.

This is seriously reminiscent of the time his mom asked him to pick up some tampons on the way home from work, but at least that time people knew he wasn't shopping for himself. This time, people could see him awkwardly standing in the condom aisle, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out he's a virgin that has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

There are so many different brands and colors and there's ribbed and lubricated and form-fitted and flavored and combinations of those things and there are just too many and it's overwhelming. It's bad enough when he's in the aisle by himself, but when another guy probably a few years older than him and taller, definitely taller, strolls right on into the family planning aisle with all this confidence like it's no big deal and stands right next to Jesse, it's just flat out uncomfortable. Jesse tries to step away from him slightly just so he can have some space for when he has the panic attack that will surely take place at any moment now, but the plan backfires because he just ends up stumbling over himself and his elbow flies into the shelf and knocks about ten boxes of condoms to the floor.

"Oh god," Jesse says, mostly to himself, and bends down to pick up everything he knocked over as he feels his face burning up. And of course, because he's Jesse, once he has all but two boxes in his arms, he drops a few of them again, and finally he just has to pause and breathe before he embarrasses himself any further.

"Here, I got it," says the tall guy, who Jesse refuses to attempt any form of eye contact with as he thanks him. Finally, Jesse just grabs one of the boxes, not looking at the texture/size/flavor/whatever and not particularly caring anymore, and nearly sprints out of the aisle. He finds the line with the least amount of people waiting so he can get out of there as quickly as humanly possible and hugs the box to his stomach with his arms so no one can see what he's holding. Because that also looks completely normal.

Finally, after what seems like forever (Jesse understands needing lots of cat food more than anyone, but how many cans did that lady really need?), Jesse is at the front of the line, and he slams down the box with a little more force than was probably necessary. The cashier eyes him like he might be a little crazy, but Jesse doesn't care. He really just wants to be back in his apartment with these stupid condoms. Andrew is definitely buying next time, if there even is a next time, which would amaze him if the actual sex is even remotely as awkward as acquiring the protection for it. He just doesn't like people watching him pick out things that will be covering his penis at some point in the near future. They should have, like, private booths for condom shopping. Seriously.

Jesse pays and finally, finally leaves and pulls out his phone to text Andrew before getting on his bike. Please never make me do that again. Come by when you're ready? His phone buzzes right as he's about to hit 'send', and of course, it's from Andrew. Hey Jess, don't worry about getting condoms if you haven't gotten them already. I picked some up on the way home. Excited for tonight. Ha ha, get it? ;) Jesse would really hate Andrew right now if he didn't love him so much.

Re: FILL: Some things are fun, and condom shopping isn't one of them [1/1]

HAHA, this is adorable.

Jesse's embarrassment is very well-written. I couldn't help but giggle out loud because it reminds me so much of when I have to buy something embarrassing. The fic is very relatable.

Lovely job! <3

Re: FILL: Some things are fun, and condom shopping isn't one of them [1/1]

OP here! I absolutely love it :D this is so adorable and perfect *___* thanks so much for filling though aaaargh, now I kinda want awkward!first time fic because it is my favourite *___*

Re: FILL: Some things are fun, and condom shopping isn't one of them [1/1]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it, anon! Thanks for the lovely prompt, and I will do my best at attempting an awkward!first time fic for you, haha.

Re: FILL: Some things are fun, and condom shopping isn't one of them [1/1]

Don't worry, Jesse. I bet it's all worth the trouble. But you have to tell us all about it. *winks*

Yes, anon, I am shamelessly requesting for a sequel here. I love Jesse's voice here.

Re: FILL: Some things are fun, and condom shopping isn't one of them [1/1]

This is the cutest little fill ever. ♥

Re: FILL: Some things are fun, and condom shopping isn't one of them [1/1]

Ahahaha. So adorbs.

Re: FILL: Some things are fun, and condom shopping isn't one of them [1/1]

aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww ♥♥♥♥ Jesseeeee

this great, especially love the bit about the cat food haha!