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[PART SEVEN] - CLOSED
quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.


THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS;


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
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FILLS;


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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.
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Eduardo/Mark, Wimbledon AU

clearly mark, eduardo, chris and dustin are part of the american contingent of tennis players.

ahaha NO MAKE EDUARDO BRAZILIAN. and mark can be attracted to his style of tennis him. his practice partner and bff dustin finds the whole thing hilarious while eduardo's practice partner (WTF EVER HE CAN BE FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY) chris just thinks everyone is ridiculous. except he's totally won over by dustin.

I JUST WANT A TENNIS AU SET IN MY BRILLIANT COUNTRY AT THE TENNIS TOURNAMENT THAT I LOVE THE BEST ;_;

If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1

(Anonymous)

Mark remembers a time when American tennis was in such dire straights and the only person capable of redeeming the whole country was Andy Roddick.

As is such, Andy is his coach, and sometimes he thinks its ridiculous how well they work together, considering how much Mark acts like he hates the world sometimes, but Andy ridiculously, unexplainably loves it.

So. Yeah. They get along, sometimes they argue, but more often than not Andy gets his way and tries to make life easy for Mark off the court. If Andy wasn’t there, Mark would probably be stuck analyzing players online but never translating his analysis well enough to win on court, and if he loses, he might end up using some old algorithm to compare the hotness of tennis players online.

(After a particularly hard loss against Eric Albright, from Great Britain, during the after match press con, Mark had muttered under his breath, “Eric Albright's a dick. You think that's because his family changed their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all British guys are dicks? For the record he may look 6ft, but he's getting all kinds of help from our friends Adidas. He's 5’9, as in barely height. False advertising.”

Of course his mic was on and everyone heard everything, so he was fined a ridiculous amount of money, to the consternation of everyone, including Andy, who asked him, “Mark, what the hell kind of insult was that!?”).

So it’s not as if American tennis is as bad as it was, a few years ago. Mark wins a lot, he has two US Opens under his belt, this year he reached the Australian Open semis, and what he really, really, wants is a Wimbledon trophy. The French Open is irrelevant to him, he has no patience for the slow balls and the glazing burn of heat across his back. And clay is dirty and gross.

Andy agrees with him, reassuring him with all his might that “No one cares about clay. Only the French, and maybe the Spanish and the rest of South America.” And Mark never really cared much for Paris anyway.

But Wimbledon is his dream. It’s clean and it’s got history, and yeah, sometimes the British press tends to get on his nerves when they hound him for a sound bite, but it’s a refreshing place. He likes going to his rented home, and likes the privacy he gets when he gets dragged out of the house for a walk by Andy and his erstwhile doubles partner Dustin. He even enjoys the overpriced strawberry and cream.

He won’t tell anyone, certainly not his coach, but he also wants to win a Wimbledon trophy for Andy, who really, on a good day, is the only person Mark can tolerate. Andy Roddick never won a Wimbledon trophy, no matter how much he deserved and wanted it, so Mark makes it his life mission to win it for him too.

Of course, since Andy had his own menace on the court Mark has to have one too, in the form of one Eduardo Saverin.

If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1 cont.

(Anonymous)

Mark and Eduardo have been pitted as rivals since they were 12. In their Junior years, Mark had the best of him, because Eduardo was going through growth spurt after growth spurt, so his body was a lanky mess, prone to falling over at any given time. Mark utilized his shorter frame for speed, and could dart over the court at any given time, wherever the ball was.

And then he had his growth spurt, (“the most useless growth spurt ever,”) and by the time he recovered, and entered the ATP, Eduardo had managed to grow into his body and was suddenly a beautiful, graceful player who was practically doing ballet on the court. So Mark started to lose. And lose. And lose. And Eduardo is so damn nice Mark can’t even hate him.

It doesn’t help that Eduardo happens to be coached by Roger Federer (and they share the same propensity for wearing ridiculous suits on court). So if Mark isn’t careful, pretty soon he’s going to end up with a lovely 2-20 win-loss record too and if having no Wimbledon cups eever really made Andy want to die, Mark is pretty sure this would.

Their record stands at 2-8. Mark never really loses to anyone else, other than Eduardo. Sometimes there are random losses to irrelevant people (like Divya Narendra, ranked number 6, plays for India and is a gnat in Mark’s eyes), or Chris Hughes, ranked number 4, for Great Britain and pretty ok, a whole lot better than that Albright. At least Chris doesn’t lie about his height.

So, yeah. Eduardo is a life ruiner, a really nice one, and Andy can’t hate him either. Sometimes Mark thinks Andy is secretly in love with Roger Federer and if Andy had his way, he’d take all of them away to play happy family in like, the hills of Switzerland.

They’d need to take Dustin though.


I LOVE ANDY RODDICK OK.

Re: If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1 cont.

I think i love you anon. Please update soon :)

Re: If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1 cont.

oh my, this is FABULOUS!!!!

Re: If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1 cont.

(Anonymous)
ANON, THIS IS HILARIOUS! AND I LOVE M/E AS COMPETITORS!

There's even Andy/Roger. LOLOLOL.

I was thinking Eduardo's coach would be Kuerten but ah, Guga is from a different generation. I just want to say that I have this bias for the French Open, okay, because Rios has always been my fave. And Divya, whatever Mark thinks of him, will always be very pretty.

It would have been so great if the boys were tennis players! Tennis needs more personality nowadays, methinks.

PLEASE UPDATE SOON! THIS IS SUCH A JOY TO READ!

Re: If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1 cont.

WHAT IS THIS. AM I DREAMING? AM I ALIIIIVE? MARK AND RODDICK AND EDUARDO AND FEDERERRRR?!

SDFLSJDFLK ANON, I LOVE YOU.

Re: If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1 cont.

YES OMG YES A TENNIS AU IN TIME FOR WIMBLY *does happy dance*

and of course Eduardo is coached by Fed, they're like soulmates with the suits and hair and the awesomeness :D

this is so awesome I will even forgo my Fedal OTPness and let Andy have his way :P

Re: If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1 cont.

Of course Eduardo is coached by Roger. Because they both are the nice, serious, stylish (although I still remember the time BEFORE Roger became stylish) multilingual guys of Tennis. Seriously, did you know that when Federer plays in his hometown he takes the ball guys and ball girls out for pizza? I mean, Wardo would totally do that too, right? And Federer always was the darling of the viewers, like in the french open, the french would almost cheer more for him than for the french player. And definitely more for him than for Rafa, despite that it was his strong place.
And its totally awesome setup for Wimbledon, because it has a special meaning for Federer too, so Eduardo totally wants to win it too, right? Right?

Re: If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 1 cont.

(Anonymous)
This is priceless. PRICELESS.

(And if you write Mark's mom having a crush on Eduardo and Mark being mortified I'll give you my firstborn.)

writer here.

(Anonymous)
give me a few days while i mourn over wimbledon ok ;~~;

If you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 12.

(Anonymous)


Dustin Moscovitz is Mark’s doubles partner. On a good day they have great synergy, like McEnroe and Fleming. On a bad day, they’re also like McEnroe and Fleming, when John McEnroe was in his moods of not giving a fuck.

Today happens to be a bad day.

They’re at one of the Wimbledon practice courts, preparing for their pre-tournament tune-up and it is just not working. Mostly for Mark, who is also working off a slight ankle injury he earned at his third round loss at the French.

It also doesn’t help that Andy of all people is putting them through their paces. Andy can’t play doubles. Maybe he sometimes dabbled in it during his career, but that was usually for fun, and half the time it always seemed like his partner was carrying them. Like Dustin carries him sometimes.

So, it’s been an hour, and Andy is even more ineffectual than usual, Mark’s foot is starting to hurt, and Dustin won’t stop talking.
“…so then I stared at him for a really long time at breakfast today, and then he stared back, with his stone cold British glare face, you know, that look he always gives when an opponent does something particularly offensive?” Dustin rambles on, “and I had to look away, because seriously, when Chris Hughes stares at me like that I suddenly wonder if I’ve turned into Jane Eyre and he’s Mr. Rochester and maybe he has a crazy wife locked up in the attic and I WANT HIM SO MUCH, MARK.”

Dustin is also hopelessly in love with Chris Hughes. Mark doesn’t know when the obsession started, maybe a few years back during their junior years, or maybe it was a recent development. He really has no time for Dustin and his feelings.

The thing is, Chris has the charisma of a stone. Mark is sure he isn’t any better himself, but at least his face has emotion, like irritation or a snarl or oh God Dustin if you don’t shut up I’m going to shove that racquet up your ass, but it’s a lot better than what Dustin has called, “Chris Hughes’ Face of Vacant, Condescending Amusement,” which takes up permanent residence on Chris when Dustin is in his vicinity. That, or “The Stone Cold English Glare Face”.

“DUSTIN,” yells Andy from across the court, “STOP TALKING.”

Which Mark guesses means that even Andy has had enough, considering Andy can outtalk Dustin when he feels like it.

“How many times do I have to tell you,” he continues, “that having relations with fellow tennis players means the death of any more grand slam prospects?”

(The first time he went on this spiel, strangely, was during an ATP players function a few years back, when Eduardo and Roger picked up an award together, those bogey awards the ATP likes giving, like, “Best Coach and Player Team,” and he’d said it so viciously that he might have been drunk, and Dustin later asked Mark if he thought Andy had ever been burned. Mark said, “I don’t know,” because he really doesn’t care what Andy got up to during his playing days.)

“Yes, yes,” Dustin muttered under his breath, “you get your heart broken, you can’t eat or sleep or breathe and all your dreams are taken up by beautiful Swiss people who lack sweat glands,” which is true, Mark can attest to it. One time when he and Dustin were bored and younger, they decided to watch every old clip of Roger Federer to see if his non-sweating was just a myth that got passed down to generation after generation of players and holy shit Mark had never seen anyone whose action of wiping his face was purely redundant and a waste of time, “and it’s like, you ask God, WHY ME?”

if you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 2 (2 not 12 sry lol) con't

(Anonymous)


“He doesn’t lack sweat glands, I’ve seen him sweat, Dustin,” Andy retorted, which Mark could’ve done with out, “and WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE DIDN’T MARK TELL YOU!?”

“Tell me what?” Dustin asked, confused, for once, “what?”

Oh. Mark may have neglected to tell him that he wasn’t doing doubles with him. Mark did want to, but he’s working off the niggling injury, and he and Andy had decided to maybe lighten up his workload for the grass season.

Which meant no doubles this year.

“Um,” he turns to look at Dustin, “I’m dropping out. Of, um, doubles. Sorry.”

Mark usually hates apologizing but he’s kind of dropped a bombshell on Dustin here.

Dustin stares at him, and then laughs a bit. And then realizes he’s being serious. “Mark,” he asks, “are you sure? We always play doubles.”

“Um,” Mark helpfully supplies, “Not this time. I guess.”

Dustin looks at him, all betrayed and puppy dog eyes, before he turns around and grabs his gear to go.

Mark waits for him to say some thing dramatic, all jokey and Dustin-like, but the dejected slump of his shoulders tells him otherwise, which means Dustin is probably going to ignore him for a while.

Which, Mark’s brain helpfully supplies, could be a good thing, right? You’re always complaining of having him around because he’s such a huge distraction sometimes, and you can never focus when he’s there talking your ears off, and sometimes you wish his clothes weren’t so bright you can barely see the ball, and. Mark’s brain is very good at rattling off denial after denial.

It makes him a little sad, because other than Andy, Dustin is the only one who’s been with him the longest. People usually can’t take him, and it’s why he has a steady stream of trainers and fitness coaches who usually leave after a few months and Andy is stuck doing triple duty for him. But Andy has never had to replace Dustin, replace his best friend.

He stares helplessly, as Dustin walks off. Andy gives him a pat on the shoulder, mumbles uncomfortably, “he’ll be back,” and then drags him up to the net for the torturous tasking of improving his volley, which will never happen, but Andy is nothing but optimistic.

So yeah. Tennis without Dustin, ever. This could be fun. Or horrible.


Of course, twenty minutes later, Dustin is back, screaming with a vengence.

“MARK! MARK! MAAAAARK! GUESS WHAT!? I SAW CHRIS HUGHES! AND I WAS ALL DEPRESSED ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DICK OF A COACH AND THEN I SAW HIM AND BEFORE I COULD STOP IT, MY MOUTH ASKED HIM TO BE MY NEW DOUBLES PARTNER AND HE SAID, “Sure, why not,” IN THAT HORRIBLY DEADPAN WAY OF HIS. HE SAID YEEESSSSS!!!!!”

Re: if you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 2 (2 not 12 sry lol) con't

I'm ecstatic that you updated and Dustin is so--let me hug him adorable. Mark too.

Re: if you can meet with triumph and disaster, mark/eduardo pt 2 (2 not 12 sry lol) con't

(Anonymous)
I'm sorry about Wimbledon, bb.

I am so glad things are working out -- for Dustin! Lololol! This is still so hilarious!

Hope you update this soon! :D