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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Mark/Eduardo Language Barrier

Like the Gus Van Sant scene in Paris Je T'aime. Mark comes into the offices one day to find a beautiful man in a suit waiting in the hallway. Eduardo, who came from Brazil with his father for a meeting, says only his name because he speaks only a couple words of English. Mark doesn't realize this and fills the awkward silence with rants about code, facebook, his frustrations in life and finally leading to professing a kind of love at first sight feeling for Eduardo. Eduardo feels it too but doesn't know how to say anything.

fill - eu te amo 1/2

Mark hated when new investors came into his building, invading his space, barking orders like “what is your sexual preference” and “how tall are you anyway” in their too-loud voices while Mark just wanted to code.

He was glad that the last few investors had opted out of meeting Mark, so Sean, Chris and Peter were in the conference room as he stormed out and into the hall. His eyes scanned the corridor as a pair of worried brown eyes latched upon him.

He was well dressed, his chest form fitting to that suit shirt and Mark wished that he could look that good in any sort of piece of clothing. He must have been someone’s assistant or business partner, and Mark was sad that he wasn’t going to meet him formally. Anyone that beautiful deserved to know him.

Yes, he was that narcissistic.

As the brows furrowed into a confused W, Mark walked over to him, offering his hand. “Mark Zuckerberg.”

“I’m Eduardo Saverin.” He had a thick accent that Mark placed as South American, and he had some sort of Brazilian investor looking at investing in Facebook but he was in the afternoon, and Mark hadn’t realized that he was so young. But that couldn’t be him, his first name had been Emmanuel or Joao or something ridiculous like that.

This man looked maybe a year or two older than him, and Mark scanned over him one more time. Very tan, handsome in almost a feminine way, but Mark had never met a girl who could look so strong in the jaw, almost rivaling Mark’s own

“Eduardo, can I call you that?” The man’s brow stayed furrowed but he nodded. “Can I tell you about me?”


Eduardo was confused – this shorter man with the electric blue eyes had pierced him when he had thundered out of the conference room and locked on him, and it was … it was fantastic.

He could only pick up on bits and pieces of what this stranger was saying, key words being something called a Dustin – his syntax indicated it was a person, so Eduardo sympathized – and Facebook – which was where they were – and how tired he was. Eduardo only knew what tired meant from his Pai shouting it at him when he came back from his meetings in the US, because his Pai could speak English.

Eduardo had felt estupida for not catching onto English, but he didn’t really need it, he knew most of the dialects of Brazil and a bit of French and all of Spanish so English hadn’t seemed like a necessity. And it was difficult anyway.

But here, in this hall, this foreigner was pouring out his heart to him, and Eduardo didn’t get it. Why him?

His father had always told him people considered him more of a female then a male, an ear rather than a shoulder. But this stranger was telling him things, and some of the words were good. He had been talking for close to forty five minutes, and Eduardo hadn’t said a word, but had nodded when the stranger – Mark – had slowed down, which caused him to continue with his words.

Then he stopped, and Eduardo focused his eyes back on Mark’s.

fill - eu te amo 2/2

“I’ve never told anyone any bit of that, Eduardo. I’m sorry.”

“No, Mark. Okay.”

Mark smiled up at Eduardo, who had been patiently listening to him for close to an hour. “We should get dinner.” Eduardo didn’t respond. “Or breakfast tomorrow, I normally don’t eat breakfast but I understand if you’re busy. Or lunch? Really, anything, because I’ve never felt more comfortable with anyone, including Dustin and Chris.” Eduardo just looked at him, confused. “Or not, I guess. I’m sorry, I just thought that you would understand. If you want to go, just come to my office. It’s on the top floor, the big glass one, okay?”

Eduardo nodded, and Mark left, headed back to work, a little relief in his chest and confusion – had he said too much?


“Aren’t you going to go after him?” A familiar voice called out to him in Portuguese, and Eduardo turned around to find his father’s assistant sitting there.

“Cece, how long have you been there?”

“Didn’t you hear him? He told you – he told you very nice things Eduardo.”

“I don’t speak English well – tell me what he said.”

“To cut it short, he said eu te amo. You just kind of stood there.”

“He did?” Eduardo didn’t want to acknowledge the thoughts that had ran through his head, but they were not of the purest form.

“He did. Go to him. Tell him you don’t speak English well. I think he’s special, Eduardo. Tell him you love him as well.”

“But what if he rejects me?”

Cecelia smiled. “He won’t. Hit the fourth floor, go to him.”

With that, Eduardo smiled at her, his real smile, reserved for his personal life only, and bounded towards the elevator.


Five minutes later, Mark looked up to see Eduardo at the door of his office.

“Mark, I do not speak English, uh, well. Mas eu te também amo. Muito.

Mark broke out into a grin – his flawless French gave him a lot of context clues in that sentence. “Me too. Eu te amo – I love you.”

Re: fill - eu te amo 2/2

this prompt and fill are both perfection (':

Re: fill - eu te amo 2/2

Now you know I love you crimandclove for this! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Re: fill - eu te amo 2/2

OP here. Thanks so much for filling this so perfectly! It was just what I had in mind!

Re: fill - eu te amo 2/2

i love that movie - i just adore it.

and this is my favorite vignette, so thank you for prompting it. i just couldn't say no.