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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)




Character A just can't keep their hands off Sean when he's wearing his glasses and talking business.

fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 1/2

OMG WHAT IS MY LIFE. I should be writing my TSN big bang fic right now. I am a horrible person. WHY AM I DOING THIS?

There are things Eduardo has had to accept about himself.

The first is that he tends to allow affection and habit to cloud his better judgment.

Another is that yellow will never look good on him, no matter how stylish the tie looks on the rack.

Then there’s the issue with letting go of the past.

But the hardest inherent Eduardo-quality he’s had to come to terms with has got to be the combination of these two facts:

(1) The first time he saw Sean Parker talk business, Eduardo had wanted to punch him in the throat. Up until that moment Eduardo had always considered himself to be a universally nice and mild mannered individual. It was the most violent, vividly blood-thirsty thought he’d had in his life.

(2) The sixth time he saw Sean Park talk business, Eduardo almost didn’t recognize him at first. Sean was intent on the printed presentation in front of him, flipping a page to scribble on the back and leaning over to whisper to a colleague every few minutes. He kept biting at his lip absentmindedly, turning it red, and adjusted his glasses each time he leaned back to return his attention to the conference’s current speaker. It wasn’t that Eduardo had a type when it came to guys, except he really had a type, and that guy sitting one row in front of him was his type, and yes Eduardo knew (intellectually) that this guy was Sean Parker, but Eduardo seriously needed to bite at his mouth while this guy fucked him slow and purposely or, okay, he just might die.

Excessive arousal could kill a man, Eduardo was fairly sure, so he did a brisk skip in Sean’s direction after the talk wound down and attendees started pouring out. His plan was brief, to the point, and fool proof: he’d talk to Parker and want to kill him messily again. Problem solved.

The first complication presented itself when Eduardo reached his target and then awkwardly stood there once he realized they had absolutely nothing to say to each other, except maybe hi I just imagined you naked, and did you know you look hot in glasses, so by the way how would you like to share your thoughts on building consumer expectations of cloud computing while I suck your cock, because we both have stupidly expensive hotel rooms that are just going to waste, and if I don’t find the fact that our last personal encounter ended with me almost breaking your face to be relevant then why should you.

The second complication was when Sean smiled a little sheepishly, ran a hand through his hair, and said,

"My partner in exile."

And then he actually initiated a conversation about building consumer expectations of cloud computing.

Without the cock sucking, unfortunately. Which was understandable, since they were still in public. Though Eduardo was understanding less and less the longer Sean talked, with his detail-laden critiques and (almost) complete lack of empty buzz-words. But when he stopped and asked Eduardo's opinion with a smirk that said he fully expected Eduardo to tell him all the ways he was wrong, but like he was laughing at the both of them, together, instead of just trying to push buttons like an asshole – well there was only so much a man could take, so Eduardo placed a hand on Sean’s hip (feeling the muscles there tighten) and whispered in his ear,

"Please tell me you’re still cocky enough to have condoms in your room, because I really want to go up there and fuck."

He visibly startled, jerking back to stare at Eduardo -- which was too cute, seriously what the hell, and sufficiently mitigated the smug, proprietary expression that consequently slid across Sean’s face as he gave Eduardo a purposely obvious once-over.

"How you do know I swing that way?"

"Give me break," Eduardo said, "I spent five minutes with you and I knew you went every which way that would have you."

"Point," Sean said and grinned in this inviting way, like there was no choice but to smile back.


fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

So on the list of things Eduardo has become resigned to, that both complicate and define his life, he’s had to add a certain proclivity for Sean Parker rolling over to grab his phone from the bedside table, answering questions from an anxious business partner while running his free hand along Eduardo’s side.

There’s something to be said for mornings like that, or late nights when Sean’s only paying half his attention to the call, eyes dark and intent as his hand skims slowly down Eduardo’s back, pausing to deliver a kiss to Eduardo’s throat when he’s coaxed out a shiver. Then there are the times when Eduardo cups Sean’s face with his hands, kissing him soft and open mouthed before sliding his glasses off and onto the dresser, along with the contract he’d been reviewing and extolling the virtues of so excitedly that Eduardo just wanted to feel that energy inside him. It made him a little desperate, climbing into Sean’s lap and wrestling his shirt off with both hands, sucking at his neck and fumbling with his zipper. It made him clutch at Sean’s shoulders as Sean’s fingers moved in him, slick with lube and insistent. It made him watch Sean’s face more intently than he meant to, every time, as he rolled a condom over Sean’s cock and slid down on it, rolling his hips.

But things could be worse.

His life could have ended at Final Clubs and lawsuit dispositions, mired in nostalgia and bitterness.

He could have dodged the slight problem with overdressing and the occasional unfortunate accessory selection, but then also missed a surprisingly great boyfriend who loves playful smart conversation, admires Eduardo only a fraction less than he admires himself (and that’s a lot), enjoys the flexibility of consulting, and on one especially drunken evening promised to follow Eduardo anywhere.

Plus, Sean is ruthless and calculating enough for the both of them, which thankfully takes care of thing number one.


Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

He could have dodged the slight problem with overdressing and the occasional unfortunate accessory selection, but then also missed a surprisingly great boyfriend who loves playful smart conversation, admires Eduardo only a fraction less than he admires himself (and that’s a lot), enjoys the flexibility of consulting, and on one especially drunken evening promised to follow Eduardo anywhere.

ugh i'm so stupid for this pairing.
and the whole partners-in-exile, i love that dynamic.
THIS IS HOT AND PERFECT, WRITE SEAN/EDUARDO FOREVER, OMG what am i saying but fuck it no regretsss just lovee

Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

YOU ARE WONDROUS. Thanks for helping to cheer on my insanity.

It feels like I will just keep writing Sean/Eduardo forever, so you may get your wish. LOL.

(tru fax: About half way through my fic "Buyer's Remorse" I found myself imagining a S/E ending that obviously I wouldn't write, since it was a Mark/Eduardo prompt -- where Sean says Eduardo can tell Mark that he likes Eduardo best, and Eduardo stares at him in this new intent way and then is like, "I'll be right back," and Sean realizes he doesn't to see Wardo working things out with Mark and touching him in front of Sean and coming out there to move in with Mark so they can live happily ever after, and Sean actually has the worst plans EVER, WHAT IS HIS LIFE. But when Eduardo comes back he looks so weird and uncertain that Sean's like, fuck it, and pushes Eduardo to tell him what he really wants for himself, because the thought of a miserable Wardo forever is not workable. And Eduardo takes a shaky breath and confesses that he wants Mark back in his life and he wants to help build something that nobody can take away from him. And Sean says, simply, "okay, we can do that." Which is when Eduardo's voice goes all wobbly with "you mean that" but like a statement, not a question.

And then Eduardo pushes him up against the wall and kisses him like crazy until he breaks away to ask "Sean, how attached are you really to your heterosexuality?" and Sean says, "We’re pretty close, but not committed. We see other people."

Then they are all in looooooove and Eduardo does begin to renew a friendship with Mark, though Mark is pretty shocked when Sean announces that he’s quitting to go work on a startup with Eduardo and is selling his FB shares to fund the venture. "It might be big. Google’s tapping us already, I swear last night I heard an extra click. And if not, actually I’ve got less expensive hobbies these days."

and the last scene is Eduardo saying, "This is crazy, we are seriously crazy," standing next to Sean and looking over a small office they’re renting, looking like he might panic. Sean's more nonchalant. "I trust your judgment."
“I don’t,” Eduardo says.
"I know, that’s cool," Sean says. "We’re working on it."

LOL It's like I wrote fanfic for my own fanfic. Am I deranged or what?)

Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

yesssss. Partners in exile INDEED. Love how you managed to convey how mature Sean had become while still staying his cocky self

Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

Love how you managed to convey how mature Sean had become while still staying his cocky self
oh I'm so glad you thought that came off! I was a bit worried. Thanks SO MUCH for helping to enable my insanity. ♥ ♥

Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2


a surprisingly great boyfriend who loves playful smart conversation, admires Eduardo only a fraction less than he admires himself (and that’s a lot), enjoys the flexibility of consulting, and on one especially drunken evening promised to follow Eduardo anywhere.


Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

wheeeeeeee you guys are my awesome partners in E/S crime! Thanks for squeeing with me. ♥

Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

Well, fuck me slowly, that was hot!

Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

This. Is. Awesome.

Good luck with big bang!

Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

Thanks so much! They have been inspiring me lately. :)

Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

Sean talking business on the phone while macking on Wardo in their bed is now trufax and I will accept nothing else. I'm always impressed when someone can make Sean someone you want to root for but still recognizably Sean. And I love that polite, people-pleasing Wardo just marched up to Sean and went for it. Awesome fill!

P.S. This is the nonnie who put in that incredibly subtle request for E/S:)

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Re: fill: Sudden Jeopardy (Eduardo/Sean) 2/2

I simply cannot get enough of Eduardo/Sean. This was so fabulous. Thank you!!