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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



[RPF] Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark


Silly little drabble~ 1/2

It's four in the morning, I don't know what this is, BUT YAY FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY<3

Eduardo giggled, finally passing the tipping point from tipsy to drunk, finishing his flute of champagne. “Okay,” he said, leaning half onto Chris, sliding down in his seat. He stifled another laugh, “Okay, this is going to be so good, watch.” Eduardo pulled out his phone and pressed on the 2 until the speed dial activated, his fingers slipping down the buttons. The phone rang, and rang, and rang, and finally- “Mark!” Eduardo shouted, sitting up straight, giddy. “Maaaaark, hi baby,” Eduardo said, lilt in his voice and grinning dopily at the ceiling.

“Um, hi Wardo,” Mark said, sounding uncomfortable. “What are you doing? It’s like, five AM in New York-”

“I’m with Chris!” Eduardo said, voice chipper, and Mark sighed on the other end of the line.

“Hi, Mark,” Chris said, amused, less drunk than Eduardo but still with more than just a buzz.

“Mark, we’re partying,” Eduardo said, like he was sharing a great secret with Mark.

“That’s nice,” Mark said, sounding uninterested, “but I was kind of-”

“Mark, guess what?” Eduardo asked, cutting him off, again holding back another fit of hysterical laughter.

Mark sighed again. “What, Wardo?” he asked, and Chris laughed loudly, picked up the bottle of champagne and drank right from the rim.

“Marriage equality passed in New York tonight!” Eduardo said, bouncing in his seat. “Now we can get married!” he giggled a little bit, “Are you gonna come to New York and marry me?”

“Um,” Mark said, and Eduardo elbowed Chris in the side, grinning at him and angling the phone between both their ears so that they could both hear. “Okay,” Mark said easily, and Eduardo dropped the phone.

“What!” he shrieked, feeling immediately more sober as he scrabbled for the phone and pressed it tight against his ear. “Mark, I was- I wasn’t serious,” he said, rushing out the words, grip tight on his phone. Next to him, Chris’ mouth was open and gaping, his eyes comically wide when he looked at Eduardo. “I was just saying that so you would freak out,” Eduardo laughed hysterically, nervous, “You want to- you want to get married?” he squeaked.

“Well it’s finally legal,” Mark said, a note of irritation in his voice, “It’s only practical-”

“Oh,” Eduardo said, face twisting into a frown. “So you don’t want to get married because you love me or anything. You just want to get married because that would be practical,” Eduardo said, making actual finger quotes even though Mark couldn’t see them, but making sure his tone implied it. Next to him, Chris rolled his eyes and offered Eduardo the champagne bottle.

“Fucking Mark,” he said, shaking his head.

“Wardo, that’s not what I meant,” Mark said, exasperated, “Look, you’re drunk, I’m busy. Can we talk about this in the morning?”

“Whatever, Mark,” Eduardo slurred, no longer feeling on top of the world, gripping the champagne bottle tight around the neck and suddenly so very, very tired. Eduardo hung up the phone before Mark could respond, dropping it onto the couch. He looked over at Chris, who was biting his lip, looking anxious. “C’mon,” Eduardo mumbled, grinning crookedly, “Let’s get back to the party.”


Silly little drabble~ 2/2

Miraculously, Eduardo woke up in his bed the next morning- oh, no, shit, afternoon, three o’clock, to be exact- and unharmed, if you didn’t count the way his head felt like it was going to split in two and how his stomach had turned into the ocean after a tropical storm, then yeah, he was totally fine.

“Jesus,” Eduardo groaned, stumbling to the bathroom. He splashed water on his face and sat down on the edge of the tub until his stomach stopped rolling, pressing his forehead into the cool porcelain of the counter and sighing, standing up on shaky legs and fumbling for two Advil that Eduardo dry swallowed, pressing his palm to his temple and avoiding his reflection. He wandered, blearily eyed, into the living room of his apartment to check the messages on the land line. The machine blinked with three new messages, but then Eduardo heard,

“Hi.” For a moment, he’d thought he’d pressed the button to play the messages, and he stared at his finger for a long moment, confused, still wavering in the air above the button. And then Eduardo wheeled around, and saw Mark, sitting on his couch, looking horribly nervous, and for the first time in years, a little unsure of himself. “Surprise,” Mark said softly, the corners of his mouth only slightly upturned.

“Oh god,” Eduardo groaned, and Mark’s face fell. “No, shit, sorry, I’m just so-” Eduardo swayed on the spot a little, closing his eyes for a brief second until the sick and achy feeling passed. “I’m so fucking hungover,” he moaned, voice hoarse, “and what are you doing here? Not that I’m not, y’know,” he waved his hand in the air, biting his lip, “excited to see you. But I thought you couldn’t leave the office until after the update,” Eduardo said, breaking off into a yawn, scratching at the skin of his stomach under his thin shirt, his eyes scrunching up and closing, not seeing Mark slip off the couch and onto his knees.

When Eduardo opened his eyes again, Mark was half-kneeling in front of him. Eduardo blinked and parted his lips, but before he could say anything, Mark sort of spread his arms out in front of him in an awkward and vaguely confusing gesture, and said, “Wardo, let’s get married.”

“It’s coming back to me now,” Eduardo said. “Jesus, get up. You don’t want to get married.”

“I do,” Mark said earnestly, nodding to further drive his point home, “I want you to marry me. Marry me, Eduardo,” Mark said, but his voice went up for a brief second on the last syllable of Eduardo’s name, the barest hint of a question.

“Mark,” Eduardo said, voice soft, “I don’t want you to feel like you have to do this, just because of the bill or me- I was drunk-”

“Wardo, I want to marry you,” Mark said, frowning a little, pushing back up onto his feet and wincing as his knees popped. “You don’t want to get married? Because we can now,” he said, blinking those big, blue eyes up at Eduardo, and it was stupid and unfair how much Eduardo wanted to say yes, how much he’d always wanted to give Mark everything.

“Mark, I want to get married, but only if you want to get married,” Eduardo said, and it was seriously too early for this conversation, and Eduardo’s head was already pounding.

“I love you,” Mark said stubbornly, “I always have loved you, and I always will love you. Marriage is a good way to promise that, I think, that I want to be with you forever,” he said sincerely, and Eduardo was so surprised and honestly touched that he had to cross the room and kiss the worried lines of Mark’s face away, had to nuzzle his jaw and breathe yes, yes, yes, and then, to step back and worry a little on his own.

“You’re sure?” Eduardo asked, rubbing his thumbs along the line of Mark’s jaw.

“Yes,” Mark said simply, and Eduardo smiled. “As long as you don’t become a Bridezilla,” Mark added, smirking, and Eduardo laughed, sudden and surprised and startlingly sweet, and people continued to party in the streets of the city, and sunlight filtered through the cracks in Eduardo’s blinds, and Mark and Eduardo kept kissing in the living room, and they could do anything, now, and most importantly, they could get married.

And they would.

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eeeee OP says THANK YOU; this was adorable! <33 hoorayyyyy :)

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AND “It’s coming back to me now lmao, WARDO, you silly drunk little baby, and the chris/eduardo friendship and UGH. I. LOVE. THIS. and it made me remember that rl!chris/sean (not sean parker) have said they'll get married once it's passed in new york AND UGH THE WEDDING UGH IT'S GONNA BE SO CUTE I CANNOT WAIT TO INTERNET-STALK

wow this was an excitable message.
you are awesome.

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Right?!? I think Chris Hughes is the only one who I think is more attractive in real life. And seems to be a totally awesome human being. And he and his fiance are like the totally hottest & cutest couple ever.

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How bad is it on a scale of one to a billion that when I heard the news I immediately went oooh rl!Chris and notParker!Sean can get married now woohoo!?


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drunk!Chris and Wardo are so silly and lolzy. And then Mark, confused but sincere and full of trepidation. This was so cuuuuuuuuuuute uhh made me happy

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I'm still on a high from my twitter feed last night. This was the perfect fic to wake up with! Thank you!

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awww this is so freaking cute, I was so excited for New York last night, this is so perfect.

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My Mark/Eduardo <3 went all mushy.

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<333333 So adorable!
And I loved the Chris/Eduardo friendship, of them celebrating together. So so cute!

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SO CUTE! The last lines were lovely, I just thought of them all happy and loved up and kissing while the sun shines and it made my heart all happy.

I am a gigantic sap.

<3 for this and you

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