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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo/Sean

Stupid pairing won't leave me alone.

So it's that summer in Palo Alto and Mark and Eduardo have been fucking/dating, casually, for a while, since before thefacebook was even an idea.

Mark's kind of an asshole, to Wardo. He alternately ignores him and yells at him in his Mark way (quiet, cutting, cruel) and he just sees Eduardo as a distraction and a liability and occasionally, an ass to put his dick in. When he's not busy, of course, Jesus, Wardo, can't you see I'm wired in?

And Sean is cool with that, because Mark is Facebook and Sean totally gets it, and Mark needs to, like, do his thing, because he's a genius.

But Eduardo is really hot, and Sean has a feeling under all those pissed-off expressions and spineless little okay, marks, Eduardo's, like, really needing to get treated well, and fucked well, and sucked off, and cared about for three seconds.

And Sean can totally do that.

fic or a porny one-shot or whatever would all be SO WELCOME. i might fill it myself because i've been thinking about it BUT PLEAAASE.

bonus if eduardo can get off just from being fucked, so mark doesn't even touch him anymore. eduardo doesn't even think he deserves to have his cock touched and sean worships it.

short fill what is this (1/2)

It takes three steps to get Eduardo into bed.

Step One: A few flirty, easy smiles in his direction. Initially met with narrowed eyes and suspicion, eventually Eduardo smiles back at him. The kid is not used to getting smiled at, the most Mark ever manages to anyone is a thin, tight lipped smirk.

Step Two: A little bit of doting behavior. Making sure his Chinese take out doesn't have almonds in it, because Sean knows he's allergic. When Eduardo opens the container he grins, and gives Sean a look like 'Thanks for remembering'.

Every now and then Sean will get him a beer without him asking, or throw him a towel when he gets out of the pool. A little bit of attention for the poor, attention starved Eduardo goes a long way.

Step Three: Sean doesn't know exactly what goes on between Mark and Eduardo during sex, but he's spent a good amount of time observing them to see Mark doesn't really touch Eduardo outside of the bedroom. Eduardo is a very tactile person, always guiding Mark with a hand on the small of his back, or rubbing his thumb over his neck while Mark codes next to him on the couch.

Eduardo is desperate to be touched, Sean can tell.

Sean begins sitting closer to him on the couch, starts to let their hands touch whenever he passes him a bottle of beer, or grabbing his shoulder when they pass each other in the hall.

Sean has to keep it slow. Eduardo is like a scared little antelope, bound to run away at any moment. But he knows he likes it, the contact, the tingle of nerves whenever they touch.

It's the last step, the most crucial, and Sean keeps it up until Eduardo is actually sort of his friend in the house. Until he'll allow Sean to move up close to him in the kitchen, rest his chin on his shoulder while he chops and dices for some meal that everyone will love and Mark will hardly touch.

Once Sean even ruffles Eduardo's hair, and he doesn't get his hand bit. Instead Eduardo blushes, which is just stupidly cute, and looks at Sean like he might let him do more if he tried.

Which is the breaking point Sean's been working towards.

These three steps is how he gets Eduardo Saverin into his bed, breathless and flushed, shirtless with his dumb trousers halfway down his legs. His hands fisting the bedsheets, his incredibly long neck stretch out as Sean kisses down his chest, rubbing his hands all over and making Eduardo shake.

"Look at you, Saverin." Sean mutters against one hip, pulling down his tight black briefs and actually salivating a bit at the sight of him.

"Oh God, oh God," Eduardo keeps saying, like he can't believe what's happening. Sean chuckles and bites his lip, running his hands down Eduardo's legs slow and teasing. The kid is fucking beautiful, beautifully fuckable, and his cock. Goddamn, his cock.

short fill what is this (2/2)


"So pretty, baby, fuck."

Touching him, all over, under his arched back and skimming the top of his ass. Playing with his nipples as he licks wet stripes up the length of him, sucking the salty dripping head into his mouth and moaning around it.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh, oh, fuck," Eduardo is basically a mess, and gorgeous, and God, his cock is really fucking ridiculous. Long and curved, red and such a perfect hard weight in his hand or mouth.

Sean's a bit crazy for it, really.

"Your cock is so hot, baby. I could suck it for days." Sean whispers before sucking him down again, deep, nosing the soft hair that smells like musk and cologne.

"S-Sean, oh God, Sean, can't, oh fuck," Eduardo is making sounds like a porn star, only not too loud because he's still afraid someone will come home and hear. Everyone's out, shopping or some shit, Sean doesn't care because this is his one opportunity to seduce Eduardo and so far he's been very successful.

His hips keep jumping, and Sean feels his ass clench beneath Sean's hands where he's gripping it as he blows him, slow and lazy. Every now and then Eduardo will look up and meet Sean's eyes, and Sean winks at him before pulling a trick with his tongue, and Eduardo will dig his heels into his back and groan.

Sean hasn't even been touched, really, but his dick is so hard it's sore. Just from touching Eduardo and watching him respond, and tasting his fucking perfect cock. It's sort of insane, how much Sean is getting off on this, it's just Wardo is really amazingly hot.

And when he comes, it's quick and hard, and Eduardo gasps like it's surprising. He fists a hand in Sean's curls and jerks his hips, fucking Sean's mouth and Sean takes it, loves it, loves the smooth slick slide of the come down his throat.

He watches Eduardo watching him, sweaty and fucked out and amazed, as Sean swallows it down and wipes his mouth with a grin.

Sean leaves him there, just to confuse and annoy him, and jerks off in the bathroom before Mark and Dustin and the interns come back.

He knows Eduardo will want more, and now it's just up to him to come get it.

Re: short fill what is this (2/2)

oh my god.

so this response is like, embarrassingly fast, but FUCKING UNFFFFFFFF.

(oh and i am the OP thank you thankyou soooo much for filling my prompt!)

"Oh God, oh God," Eduardo keeps saying, like he can't believe what's happening. Sean chuckles and bites his lip, running his hands down Eduardo's legs slow and teasing. The kid is fucking beautiful, beautifully fuckable, and his cock. Goddamn, his cock.

ughhnnnhhghhhh. i just. i love this. i do. i love sean. i love leg-touching, and tight black briefs, and getting him all spread out in bed, all willing. HNGGG.
and the kid is not used to getting smiled at- omg YES. THAT'S 100% EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. PERFECT.

this is soooo good. more more more, because eduardo needs to go get it???? !! i think? !!! :DD THANK YOU!!

Re: short fill what is this (2/2) - ymorton, 2011-06-26 09:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: short fill what is this (2/2) - poose78, 2011-06-26 10:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: short fill what is this (2/2)

This pairing is the pairing I hate to love, ugh, why do you write porn so well? Get out.

Also, I love you.

Re: short fill what is this (2/2)

ok ok this was awesome sauce and made me SO HAPPY. ugh, so hot and I love your Sean. I agree with ymorton that you need to write more so Eduardo can come and get it. :D :D :D :D

Re: short fill what is this (2/2)

Oh. My. God. Hot, freaking hot. Loved it! Want more.....lord....just.....wow.

Re: short fill what is this (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-27 10:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: short fill what is this (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-27 11:43 am (UTC)(Expand)

moar idk (1/2)

It doesn't take long for Eduardo to give in.

A week, give a couple days. Sean's been throwing him looks and enjoying the way Eduardo can't meet his eye, the way his cheeks redden. He's sort of pissed at Mark too, about something, and Mark has been sort of an extra large dick lately so Sean understands that. So Eduardo's lost his center of gravity, instead of revolving around Mark he's sort of floating in space.

One night Sean is asleep, naked under his worn Egyptian cotton sheets, when his bedroom door opening wakes him up. Sean squints at the sliver of light before it's gone, and sees a dark figure moving towards him.

A bit of light from the window catches Eduardo's face, bottom lip tight between his teeth, standing uncertainly above Sean in his his stupid briefs.

"Hey," Sean croaks, still sort of half asleep. He blinks over at the alarm and sees the red lights showing it's past 3am. He knows Mark is either deep in code or finally passed out somewhere.

"What's up?"

Eduardo just sort of hovers over him, staring down at his feet like they might give him the answer of what to do next. Sean smiles in the dark, which Eduardo doesn't see.

"C'mere, babe." Sean says, pulling the sheets to the side.

Eduardo hesitates but slides in next to him, and just like that Eduardo's crawling over his lap and straddling him, kissing him, hot and wet and sudden.

He's frantic, and shaking a little, like he's been dying to do this forever. Sean sucks on his tongue and runs his hands up and down his back. Eduardo bites his bottom lip, hard, and Sean hisses and chuckles, pulling back a little.

"Hey, hey, relax." Sean thumbs Eduardo's mouth, slick and warm, and Eduardo whimpers. "Tell me what you need."

Eduardo swallows, opening his mouth and panting a little like he doesn't know how to speak. "Just, touch me, Sean. Fuck, touch - touch me."

Sean presses a soft kiss to his neck and moves them, pushes Eduardo down on his back. Sean sucks at his neck, loud, too loud in the quiet room, and Eduardo moves away.

"No, don't," softly, like he's scared.

Sean nods. "Right, of course." No evidence for later, not that Sean really cares if they get caught.

He sits up and lets the sheets fall down his hips, his dick already jutting out from between his legs. He pulls off Eduardo's briefs and leans down, kissing all over his thighs sloppy and wet. Eduardo's still shaking, his nerves going crazy, and Sean licks his cock nice and slow trying to relax him.

"Yeah, oh, fuck," Eduardo's hushed voice is already hoarse and desperate, and whiny when Sean leaves his crotch and kisses back up to his mouth.

They kiss wet and filthy for a while, Sean using his hands and fingers to rub and press and stroke all over Eduardo. He's so fucking hot, and fit, and even soft in the right areas. Sean wishes he could turn on the light and take in all that tan skin.

Sean nips at his mouth and teases, pulling away and making Eduardo keen for more. "Come on, tell me what you want, honey."

Eduardo takes a breath and shakes his head, like he doesn't know. "Don't play games, tell me."

Another breath, and Eduardo licks his lips. "Finger me, please."

Holy shitting fuck, that's so hot.

Sean kisses him, hard, because it's so fucking hot, and pulls away nodding. "Course, baby, whatever you need."

He leans over and pulls open his side table drawer, cursing over Eduardo's face as he blindly searches for the lube. Eduardo breaks for a moment, giggling into his neck, and it makes his stomach flip.

"Shut up, Saverin." He says, but kidding.

moar idk (2/2)

He finally finds it and flips the top, and it's like a starting gun. Eduardo opens his thighs like that, and Sean has to hold back a whimper.

He wets up the fingers of one hand, and his thumb, using it to relax Eduardo's hole and just rub it a little until Eduardo's swearing and moving his hips for more.

Sean kisses him as he works a finger in, and Christ, he's tight and hot, and he thinks about pushing his cock deep inside and has to take a breath.

"More, more," Eduardo's begging, clawing at his back, and Sean can't deny such a reasonable request. Sean pushes two fingers in, letting them slip slide, the sounds of the motion wet and dirty.

He moves slow, slower than he should really in a house full of people who might come in at any moment but again, he doesn't really give a damn.

"Please, fuck, oh"

"That it, right there? That the spot?" Sean whispers in his ear.

"Sean, Sean, oh God,"

He works in another finger, crooking them up and finding his spot again, working it slow until Eduardo's trembling and sweaty beneath him.

Sean feels his cock jump again his thigh and swears. "You could come just like this, couldn't you, Saverin? Fucking yourself on my fingers, just like this?"

Eduardo licks his dry lips and shakes his head, tries to work his hips faster, trying to come. "Sean, Sean, Sean,"

"S'okay baby, touch yourself. Work your cock for me, that's it."

Eduardo reaches down and jerks himself off fast and desperate, his ass sliding hot and wet over Sean's fingers.

"Good, right? Just a little more, huh? Close, that's right. Come on, Wardo, come on,"

Eduardo stills, and shakes, and Sean kisses him quickly to cover up the fairly loud moan that rips through him. Sean swallows it down and feels strings of come hitting his stomach, and crazily thinks he might come himself, just from this.

But he doesn't, just pulls his fingers from Eduardo and licks the sweat from his neck. "Better, baby?"

Eduardo doesn't speak, just tries to catch his breath for a moment. Sean can feel the tension flowing back into his body, and he busies himself with Kleenex-ing his hand.

He hands a few to Eduardo, who takes them silently, wiping his stomach.

"Where are my, um," Eduardo sounds a bit like he might cry, and Sean usually feels like running when people get like that, but right now he just feels kinda bad.

"Hey, s'alright. It's just sex, right?"

Eduardo sits up and looks around, his voice coming harsher. "Shit, Sean, I just need my fucking underwear."

Sean shakes his head and chuckles. "I think they're somewhere by the dresser."

He watches Eduardo fumble to find them, and finally pulling them back on quickly by the door.

"Might wanna take a late night shower, unless you want to smell like sex."

Eduardo just huffs a breath and quietly slinks out as Sean collapses back on the bed.

Of course Eduardo didn't get him off again. It's weird, with other people Sean is usually fairly selfish, sometimes only giving back as a courtesy. With Eduardo, giving is his favorite fucking part.

Sean jerks off quickly and grimaces at the state of the bed before deciding he's too tired to give a shit and falling back to sleep.

Re: moar idk (2/2) - ymorton, 2011-06-26 11:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: moar idk (2/2) - arcadianmaggie, 2011-06-27 05:07 pm (UTC)(Expand)

even moar (1/3)

Sean is fucking bored.

He's sick of being inside the house, sick of the interns, sick of Dustin and his cartoon imitations and really sick of Mark and his grumpy ass self. He's probably grumpy because Eduardo is still mad at him and because there's been some technical problem with the site that's been puzzling him for days.

He thinks about inviting a few hotties over, buying a bag or two. But even that's not appealing. Sean needs to get the fuck out, he needs to dance or something. Sean decides to go out and asks everyone if they want to come along.

But everyone's wired in and Mark just grumbles at him. "I don't think that's a very good idea, Sean."

"Like I can help figure this shit out when all of you have been at it for days. Sean Parker is a doer, not a coder." He can code, but honestly he's not that great at it.

Eduardo snorts from his place on the couch, drinking a soda like a good boy and watching some sitcom rerun. "Sean Parker refers to himself in the third person, of course."

Sean smirks at him. "What about you, Saverin? Wanna go trip the light?"

Mark doesn't say anything, just types even harder.

Eduardo looks at him like 'no way' but then he glances over at Mark and his whole body tenses up. "Sure. Why not?"

Mark puts on his headphones and still doesn't say anything.

Sean grins even wider and buttons his cuffs. "Well, get ready. I don't have all night."

Eduardo rolls his eyes at him as he passes to get to the hall, his hand brushing Sean's on the way.

Sean nods to himself and thinks this is a very good idea.


Eduardo looks like, stupid hot.

He's just wearing trousers, but they're tight in all the right places and Sean really can't keep his eyes off the kid's ass. His white button down shirt is rolled up his forearms and the collar is loose around his neck.

He smells like, really good.

He orders a scotch at the bar and when Sean winks at him just shifts away and looks out at the dance floor.

Sean scans the crowd and sees some interesting talent. Lots of writhing, sweaty bodies. Lots of tiny skirts and tight pants. Eduardo's elbow bumps his own against the bar and Sean looks over to see him ignoring him.

"Wanna dance?"

Eduardo throws him a little grin that looks slightly evil, and gulps down some of his drink. He licks his lips and puts down the glass, turning towards the crowd. "See you later, Sean."

Oh, so he's gonna play it like that. Sean can roll with it.

Sean orders his own drink, orders another, and pushes his way through the crowd until he finds a petite honey with tits like a porn star. They grind for a while, her hands on his neck and arms, until her dumb friends find her and pull her away with sour looks.

He dances with a few more people, getting bored fast and finding a booth to chill in. The waitress doesn't know who he is when he throws out his name, and he clenches his jaw and orders a bottle of champagne, because why the fuck not.

even moar (2/3)

He leans back and scans the crowd, finding Eduardo sandwiched between one very tall, very tan man and one very tall, very model-esque female. The girl's tossing her hair around, pushing her ass against Eduardo's crotch and the dude is rubbing his crotch on Eduardo. Sean swears under his breath and watches, shifting in his seat because fuck, it's hot, and fuck he's hard just looking at the scene.

Eduardo's grinning against the girl's neck, gripping her hips and holding her close. When the dude whispers something in his ear, Eduardo laughs and nods, leaning his head back on the guy's shoulder. Across the floor he somehow catches Sean's eye and licks his lips, lets his mouth hang open and his eyes go all dark.

Jesus Christ, he's fucking playing with him.

When his champagne arrives Sean downs a glass and wipes his mouth, wipes the sweat from his forehead and stands, snaking his way towards Eduardo.

When he gets there Eduardo's got his eyes closed and his hands under the girl's top, running across her stomach. He's this close to having a goddamn threesome on the dancefloor.

"Hey, see you're busy, Saverin." Sean yells over the music.

Eduardo opens his eyes and grins. "A little." His new friends look at Sean like he's a total cockblocker, which he is, and intends to definitely use his cock to block their good time.

"Think I could steal you away for a minute?"

"Who the fuck is this guy?" The dude says, stepping forward like he's about to fight Sean for Eduardo's ass.

"Hey, it's okay. I'll be right back." Eduardo nods at them and follows Sean back towards the restroom.

"What?" He says, like he doesn't fucking know.

"Just stopping you from doing something stupid."

Eduardo laughs and runs a hand through his hair. "You're looking out for me, Sean? Making sure I don't cheat on Mark? I think it's a bit late for that." Eduardo makes to leave but Sean grabs his arm and pushes his face against his neck.

"Oh, is that it?" Eduardo breathes, hot over Sean's cheek. "You're jealous, Sean? Did you think you'd get me out tonight and we'd dance and fuck?"

Sean chuckles. "Wasn't against the idea."

Eduardo shifts to let someone pass, and his hip brushes Sean's crotch. Sean hisses a breath and kisses Eduardo's jaw.

Eduardo moves toward the men's room and pulls Sean along.

They make their way past some guys who throw them a mixture of knowing glances and disgusted eyes but Sean doesn't give a fuck, he follows Eduardo into a stall and lets him push him against the door.

"Fuck, Saverin." Sean breathes over Eduardo's mouth, and then they're kissing hot and heavy. Tongues sliding, teeth nipping, Eduardo runs his hands over Sean's stomach and grips his hips, pulling him close and rubbing his crotch over him.

even moar (3/3)

Eduardo pulls back and plays all coy, his stupid long eyelashes brushing his cheeks. "You want me, Sean?"

Sean nods slowly, smiling. "Yeah, baby."

Eduardo bites his lip and digs his nails into Sean's back. "You want my mouth, Sean? You want me to suck you off?"

Sean groans and lets his head fall back against the door. "Fuck, yeah."

"Let me suck you, Sean. Make it so good, I'm really good, want your cock so bad." Eduardo whispers, voice shaking a little like fuck, he's that desperate to blow Sean.

"God, yeah, baby, you can have it." Sean gasps when Eduardo grabs him by his belt loops, pulls him forward, and reaches back to throw the toilet seat down. Eduardo sits and pulls Sean close, undoing his pants quickly and rubbing his face over Sean's stomach.

Then he's fucking mouthing Sean through his briefs, and Sean has to hold on to the handicap rail. He's so hard it hurts, and Eduardo just noses the line of him. Sucks on the head through the fabric, pushing his tongue there and lapping at the slit.

"Goddammit, Wardo, just blow me." Sean has to say, but it's less like an order and more like a plea.

Eduardo pulls out his cock and sucks it down at once, deep, moaning around it in his mouth.

"Jesus, fuck." Sean watches Eduardo with a kind of awe, staring down at him going fast and furious on his dick. His crazy hot, wet mouth around him, those plush lips moving up and down. Sean pushes his fingers through his hair, and rubs a thumb over the side of his mouth.

"Fucking good, baby. So good."

Eduardo whimpers and huffs through his nose, blowing him in earnest like it's all he knows how to do. He looks up at Sean, his eyes wet and dark. Sean feels his orgasm tightening in his balls, creeping up his spine. He tries to hold himself back from fucking Eduardo's mouth, but Eduardo brings his hands up to his ass and pulls him further in, and Christ.

Sean's hips jerk a few times, and then he's white knuckling the fucking rail as he comes hard in Eduardo's pretty mouth.

Eduardo just takes it all, swallowing around his cock and pulling away, a goddamn string of spit and come following his lips.

"Motherfucker." Is all Sean can say.

Eduardo laughs and pulls off some toilet paper to wipe his mouth. "That about what you thought you'd get tonight?"

Sean shakes his head and licks his lips. "Naw, nothing that good." Sean pulls up his jeans and does his zip, watching Eduardo.

"What, no faith in me?"

Sean just chuckles and pulls Eduardo up gently by his chin. "You need me?"

Eduardo hesitates, biting his bottom lip and shaking his head. He steps back, but then leans back in and presses a kiss to the side of Sean's mouth. "We should head back."

Sean nods, a little bit confused because he knows Eduardo is hard and it's not even that late. But hey, he got off so he's alright.

"Okay, Saverin. Whatever you want."

Re: even moar (3/3) - silviakundera, 2011-06-27 10:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: even moar (3/3) - nikkikoala90, 2011-06-30 12:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: even moar (3/3) - themis, 2011-06-30 03:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)

fill 2: unlikely places (1/3?) (Eduardo/Sean)

[I hope another fill isn’t unwelcome – I tried to change mine up so it would less intrusive. I LOVE the current fill. love love love, wish it could never end.]

The problem with being in love with Mark Zuckerberg is extremely straight forward: you are in love with Mark Zuckerberg. God knows what you did in a previous life to deserve it (stealing from babies or converting rent controlled apartments or drowning puppies for Cruella Deville), but it happened to you, like some people catch the bubonic plague or find themselves ground zero for tornado, and it’s fucking terrible.

And the worst part is that it’s not like Mark means to ruin your life. He certainly didn’t ask for this, and if it’s not his nature to be affectionate or accommodating or thoughtful or conscious of your existence about 70% of the time, well – this is the guy you fell in love with and, let’s be honest, like you have room to talk, if you were so fucking great the whole affection deficit conundrum wouldn’t even be an issue. So you have no one to blame but yourself.

To be honest, Eduardo was never expecting some crazy Hail Mary pass or miracle cure. He was focused on learning to live with it. He savored the occasional warm moment, tried to date Christy, and fought coming out to Palo Alto at all until Mark got that Eureka face, said “fine,” and initiated very swift and functional sex on the dorm room couch.

Mark’s all about utility, and if he can’t see any particular usefulness in Eduardo’s romantic pretentions, well, Eduardo has to admit that entire endeavor is dubious at best.

Mark means well (or, to be more accurate, Mark means to be sensible and is not inherently malicious) and Eduardo is familiar, sincerely loves (the intimacy of) getting fucked, and he’ll shut up about that whole feelings thing when asked.

If you’d had Eduardo consider what Sean Parker’s input to the general situation would be, he would have conjectured:

(1) occasionally succumbing to hysterical, mean-spirited laughter
(2) sabotaging the few successful private moments that Eduardo engineered
(3) finding Mark a less emotionally volatile hormones-outlet, preferably a girlfriend

He wouldn’t have imagined Sean pausing the verbal sparring to call his mango salsa, “fucking delicious, holy shit, you made this?”, or leaning on the open fridge door to ask about state labor laws while Eduardo hunted for Mark’s beer, or charging the extra controller for him when Eduardo had been standing in the hallway for a while, feeling lost and useless. He never expected that Sean would start demanding “group hug!” (“there are only two of us”) at the end of their strategy debates confrontations discussions, rejecting the requisite back slap to wrap both arms around Eduardo and squeeze warmly.

(Or that Sean would not give a fuck when the newest intern objected to this habit.

“could you be any more gay?”

“I could explain why account levels are a fucking death sentence while he bounces on my dick, that work for you?”

“gross, man.”

“If that image does not appeal, I am deeply sorry for your life,” Sean breezily replied, leaning back against the sofa and letting his knees fall open, like maybe he was imagining it, which was ridiculous, obviously, but the thought still made Eduardo half hard and strangely, disconcertingly proud.)

He certainly would not have ever pictured himself running into Sean in the bathroom at 4am and feeling his skin heat when the door clicked shut.

But it’s immediate -- his face and neck gone shockingly hot in the deepening silence, this prickling starting along the top layer of his skin and working its way in, like it’s going to sink into his blood. Eduardo’s heard the term deafening quiet but he’s never really experienced anything like this before, like the roaring in his head when they continue to stand there, without a word.

Re: fill 2: unlikely places (1/3?) (Eduardo/Sean) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-28 10:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 2: unlikely places (3/3) (Eduardo/Sean) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-28 10:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 2: unlikely places (1/3?) (Eduardo/Sean) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-28 10:09 am (UTC)(Expand)

fill 3 (1/6ish idk)

okay so idk why i'm anon even? but i loove me some circle-jerk. jerkle. jerkcicle. BUT THIS HAS FEELINGS TOO KINDA? WTF.


It starts, the whole thing starts, when Mark gets drunk on a weeknight.

He starts drinking with these Stanford chicks Sean brings home, because they practically force it down his throat, and then he smokes a little bit, and kicks a girl's ass in Halo, and before long he's practically passed out on the couch, a girl on either side of him.

Sean's vaguely proud. And Dustin can handle the updates, for one night.

He knows Mark'll be super fucking hungover the next day, though, so he makes the girls leave and says, "Hey, man, let's get you up to bed."

"I'm fine right here," Mark mumbles, eyes closed, and Sean says, "Uh-uh, let's go."

When he has Mark upright, he pulls Mark's arm over his shoulder and Mark says, "You're like Wardo, he's always like, go to bed, and it's sooo fucking annoying."

Sean laughs. "Someone's gotta be Eduardo on weeknights," he says, and Mark scoffs.

"No one needs to be Wardo, ever," he grumbles. "He doesn't know what he's talking about."

Sean hums noncommittally.

"But. But, Sean. You know the thing about Eduardo?"

"No I don't, Mark," Sean says, exhaling hard as Mark falls against the side of the stairwell.

"The thing is that like, fucking awesome?"

He grabs Sean's arm, and Sean pulls him up.

"What," Sean says, rolling his eyes, but he's curious despite himself. Drunk Mark is kind of hilarious.

"He-" Mark puts a hand over his mouth, eyes gleeful. "He- gets off, Sean, like, he actually comes, just from getting fucked-"

"Wow, you're drunk," Sean says over him, and Mark giggles.

"Did you- did you hear me, Sean? I seriously don't even have to touch him-"

"Okay, man, let's not- how about you just go to sleep?"

"He was all, fucking, embarrassed, about it, I was like, shit Wardo that's just like, fucking convenient for everyone-"

"Mark!" Sean says sharply. "Let's go to bed."

"Whatever," Mark giggles, nearly falling out of his grasp, and he shuts up and falls onto his bed.

He passes out right away.

Sean stares at him for a second, then shrugs.


He could've warned both of them, a long time ago, that doing business with the person you're fucking isn't such a good idea.

But he needed Mark. And Eduardo made it clear, if Sean gets Mark, Sean gets Eduardo.

So whatever.

Jesus, it'd be bad enough with a functional relationship.

And what Mark and Eduardo have, do, whatever- is not functional, by any measure of the word.

Re: fill 3 (2/6ish idk) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-29 11:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (3/5ish idk) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-29 11:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (4/5ish idk) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-29 11:50 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (5/6) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-29 11:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-29 11:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - reject36, 2011-06-29 12:29 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-29 02:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - silviakundera, 2011-06-29 02:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - chang_hen_ge, 2011-06-29 03:31 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - silviakundera, 2011-06-29 04:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - earlofcardigans, 2011-07-01 12:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - mowglimoonshado, 2011-06-29 07:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - nikkikoala90, 2011-06-30 12:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - poose78, 2011-06-30 07:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 3 (6/6) - (Anonymous), 2011-07-03 06:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo/Sean

oh man justin timberlake doesnt even do much for me but after reading these three fills, when "Rock your body" came on the radio today.... hnnng the nether regions responded because my mind went to picturing sean pleasing eduardo. unf