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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

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Eduardo/Mark, secretly!protective!Mark

I feel bad for leaving a possible crack prompt at the top of the meme, but that's what anon commenting is for, right?

Born out of a comment from a friend that you should put signs on baby deer, warning people not to startle them. Cue TSN.

While everybody assumes Mark doesn't notice much of what's going on around him Mark is actually very attentive - when it comes to (perceived) threats to Eduardo. Cue Mark secretly (maybe even without revealing his idea) warning people to be nice to Eduardo, or warning them off completely in fierce protectiveness.

Could be Harvard era, with Mark knowing how insecure his friend really is behind his charming smiles and how he tends to take things personally, assumes they are his fault, and lets people walk all over him.

Or post-dilution or -deposition, Mark seeing how fragile Eduardo is, flinching and with scared-hurt dark eyes, and while he knows neither Eduardo nor his lawyers would appreciate him trying to look out for Eduardo now he still tries to, because Eduardo looks like he's one push from the edge, and from breaking completely, and despite Facebook and lawsuit Mark doesn't want that, he wants Wardo to be okay.

Eduardo finding out optional, moment(s) of surprise!BAMF!Eduardo welcome.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, secretly!protective!Mark

Sy's comment of "Actually when we brought it up with him he defended you" could totally play into this.
Actually I can see this all throughout the depositions. On the surface Mark looks cold and closed off, but behind the scenes he's schooling his lawyers to be nice, and attempting to glare Gretchen into submission.

Mark/Eduardo: The dangers of a Webcam

Mark installs a webcam on Eduardo's computer so they can keep in touch. Occasionally he logs in at night/early morning and watches Eduardo sleep. Yeah, it's creepy, but how else is he going to see the man he loves?

Unfortunately he logs in one night and catches Eduardo having sex. It's clear that this is not the first time Eduardo and Mr. X have been together.

Mark is heartbroken and devastated. He thought he and Eduardo were in love even though they'd never said it or defined their relationship.

This is either A: the beginning of the end for Eduardo in FB. An angry Mark unleashes his vidictive nature and lashes out at the man that's broken his heart. Or B: Mark looses it and goes on a coding binge. He withdraws from everyone, to the point that he passes out from lack of food/water/sleep. Chris/Dustin/Sean try and figure out what's happened and then how to fix everything.

I leave it to the author to decide.

FILL: The Moment Between the Striking and the Fire 1a/?

((Oh, Lordy, it's been a while since I've written, but this inspired me so much. Well, here we go, I hope you enjoy! I kind of ran with the idea that Eduardo had laptop and nowadays laptops have built in web-cams and with a few quick hacks, badabing badaboom, you've got yourself a full view of everything as long as the laptop's open. Sorry if there's any mistakes, this is unbeta'd.))


Mark, though he doesn't honestly care to admit out loud, would do anything to see Eduardo. He would do anything to be with Eduardo. He would go to the ends of the Earth for Eduardo and he wouldn't even complain if Eduardo told him to go back. No, Mark loves Eduardo too much for that.

Mark loves Eduardo too much actually, so naturally he decides he needs a means to see Eduardo even when Eduardo doesn't want to be seen.

If there's one thing every one knows about Wardo, is that he is technologically challenged. Sure, he can work his way around a browser but as soon as you crack out the HTML he gets more confused than hungover amnesiac. Eduardo's naivety about advanced protection systems and his apparent need to always have his laptop open along with everything else gives Mark all of the tools he needs to do exactly that.

On nights when Mark can't sleep and Eduardo isn't on Skype or oovoo, Mark hacks into Eduardo's web-cam and watches him sleep. He can't help but smile when he sees Eduardo's stomach rise and fall as he sleeps, his positioning odd but Mark doesn't mind because he can see every curve and contour of the Brazilian boy's body. There are times when Mark catches Eduardo in a nightmare and can't help but feel a pang of guilt when he can't hold on to him, wipe the tears from his eyes, hold him close, and tell him that it's not real and that he is.

Mark loves Eduardo so much that even on nights that his eyes are dead and he wants so desperately to sleep, he still hacks the web-cam and watches Wardo sleep and finally manages to do so himself with a contented smile on his weary, exhaustion ridden face. He can sleep for days with Eduardo's sleeping form in his mind, but he doesn't care to admit that out loud.


Eduardo and Mark - for the first time in a while - are actually web-chatting. Mark can't keep the electric smile and the nervous flutters at bay, and he doesn't want to either. Sometimes he needs Eduardo to see how marvelously happy he makes him.

"So, how's New York? The internship?" Mark asks, his tone giddy and cheerful.

Eduardo's slightly pixelized, lagging hand scratches at the back of his head.

"I kind of quit the internship..." He nervously chuckles.

More curious than disappointed, Mark tilts his head.

"Why?" He asks, confusion lacing his words.

"Well, I quit my first day, actually. It wasn't right for me, you know?" Eduardo explained. He had been in New York for two weeks already and for one day of those fourteen he managed through his internship. Mark was surprised. Eduardo held out for everything to finish before he even decided to hop of the band wagon.

Before Mark could speak, there was a rap on the front door of Eduardo's apartment.

"Hey, Mark, a friend of mine is here and, I gotta go, I chat with you later, alright?" Eduardo tells Mark, gesturing at the door. Mark gives a sad smile and waves off Eduardo and nods, not trusting his voice. He knows that if he speaks, his voice will crack and he will break. He sees Eduardo every day but it's not every day that Eduardo knows Mark's there.

Eduardo gives his signature salute and shuts off his web-cam. Mark stares at the empty screen and stares and stares until he realizes his laptop has gone in to sleep mode and that Eduardo should be asleep by now. He moves his finger on the track pad and quietly hacks into Wardo's web-cam like he's done for God knows how long and smiles. Wardo's sleeping form makes his day more than anything else, besides actually talking with Eduardo.

Any Guy/Eduardo runway

For whatever reason, Wardo runs away from home. Whatever guy author wants takes him in. Why he ran away is up to the author, all I ask is for bottom!Wardo.

Eduardo/Mark, WW1 AU

I'm desperate for a WW1 AU with Mark and Eduardo fighting in the trenches, coming to rely on each other to survive until they're rescued.

I'm sure there is some insanely talented nonnie out there who can make the concept work!

Re: Eduardo/Mark, WW1 AU

I am far from insanely talented and definitely not a nonnie, haha. But I decided to give this fill a try? There's trench warfare in here...but it's not a large part of the fic. I got kind of carried away ._. I hope you like it anyway though!


Fill can be found here: http://listentokelly.livejournal.com/2499.html

Mark/Eduardo, Horse Whisperer

Mark is a cranky billionaire who owns a ranch, Eduardo is a horse whisperer.

idk, I just need it.

Eduardo/Mark, AU

I saw Shrek the Third today and I relly need something with the guys living in some kind of enchanted world. Like Mark is Snow White's cousin, and idk Eduardo is friend's with Arthur and Chris is Sleeping Beauty's brother and Dustin is pretty sure he's somehow related to Ariel.


Re: Eduardo/Mark, AU

really need** stupid typo

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, AU

Jesse had a twin brother he hasn't seen since their parents got divorced when they were five. When his brother dies Jesse decides to visit the place where he lived in a small town in England. There he meets Andrew who knew his brother and faints the first time he sees Jesse (dude weren't you DEAD or something?).

Andrew and Jesse start a lovely romance. The only problem is when Jesse finds out that Andrew had feelings for his brother, and now he wonders if Andrew is in love with Jesse or the dead twin.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse, AU

I think I'm going to try this.

FILL: Andrew/Jesse AU 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-08-03 11:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Andrew/Jesse AU 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-08-05 12:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Andrew/Jesse AU 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-08-06 12:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Andrew/Jesse AU 2/? - xbriyeon, 2011-08-20 11:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Andrew/Jesse AU 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-08-24 12:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Wardo is very depressed, and sends some kind of cry for help witch is not understood by anyone else, except Mark who runs to rescue. Angst, maybe a attempted suicide, happy ending and Mark IC.

AU Mark/Eduardo

AU where Erica is Eduardo's best friend or stepsister and Mark was her boyfriend. They break up and Mark is super nasty to her, maybe he is even more horrible than in the movie and Erica is understandably quite upset, so she tells Eduardo everything. And Eduardo can't just let Mark get away with calling Erica a bitch, acting like a complete asshole and breaking her heart so he decides to take revenge. His revenge is, I don't know, making Mark's life a living hell? Pretending to be his friend or maybe even boyfriend and planning to betray him/dump him so that Mark will realize how much he hurt Erica? But Eduardo - slowly and reluctantly and with lots of denial and maybe even shame because poor Erica is very important to him - falls in love with Mark because he may be an asshole to others but he's kind of nice to Eduardo and he's incredibly smart and he trusts Eduardo so much and he has dimples which are so adorable Eduardo melts every time he sees them.

Bonus point for Erica realizing what Eduardo is doing and telling him to stop because she doesn't need this and this is just ridiculous, she never cared about Mark that much anyway and maybe she already has another boyfriend (Dustin because she deserves someone nice? Sean because she seems to be eternally cursed with horrible boyfriends?). And then she realizes that Eduardo no longer really cares about her (not really) broken heart, he just wants to see Mark smile. And she still hates Mark but she has never seen Eduardo this happy before so she has to accept their relationship.

And even more bonus point for a super awkward double date with Eduardo-Mark and Erica-her new boyfriend and Eduardo forcing Mark to apologize to Erica and Erica being all ''Whatever, I don't care just don't break Eduardo's heart because I won't fall in love with you while taking my revenge because I will forever think you suck''.

Fill: AU Mark/Eduardo: Utter Bastards and Marshmallow Hearts

Hi! I think I have something of a fill for this. And it's my first time attempting to post on this, so, bear with me a little bit? I can give you the beginning! (Also, I don't know how to make him super nasty, so right now it's basically implied until I do a flashback and figure something else out.)

Utter Bastards and Marshmallow Hearts

“And then he, he—” Her words dissolve into puddles between her fingers and Eduardo can’t help but wince. Because this Mark guy—really. He’s never seen her cry like this. Like, even when they watched Bambi, all she did was sniffle a little bit, but this… He tugs her closer to him and tucks her into him, his chin resting against her head.
“Sorry, Er,” he mutters into her hair, and she takes a deep, shuddering breath, and, by god, he hopes this Mark fellow has a decent life insurance policy.
“I just… What was I thinking?” Erica asks, voice small and broken and shaking as the words disappear around Eduardo’s collar. “How could I go out with someone so horrible?”
“He doesn’t deserve you,” Eduardo says firmly. “Not even a little bit.”
“Damn right he doesn’t,” Erica sniffs. “Asshole. He’s probably in his room, blogging about this now, because he doesn’t have any actual friends to listen to his problems.” Eduardo snorts, and is rewarded by a half-way-there sort of laugh, which is, you know, considerably better than the sniffles.
“Fucking asshole,” Erica mutters. She’s drowsy; he can tell by her voice. And it’s so funny when she swears; he could almost swear that Mark is the only one who can pull genuine nastiness out of her. And the fact that he’s hurt her, someone so sweet and genuine and perfect… Eduardo squeezes her against him again. Bastard. Utter bastard.
It would be beautiful, he thinks, if there was some way to send him just as low as—
“Erica? Erica, are you still awake?”
“Mmrphmm,” she grunts, sitting up a little, eyes still closed. Eduardo stifles a laugh and pulls a hank of hair out of her mouth.
“Er. You’re my best friend. And I wish I could do something—anything—to get him back a little. No, a lot.”
Now her eyes open. And then they narrow, staring at him. “Get him back,” she says slowly, testing each of the words on her tongue before letting them out into the open. “Like revenge?”
Eduardo grins. “Exactly like revenge.”
“Um.” Erica blinks. “Yeah. Yes. Fuck yes.”
When she gives him a high five, he thinks that, maybe, the best way to heal a broken heart is to break a different one.

Re: Fill: Utter Bastards and Marshmallow Hearts 2 - (Anonymous), 2011-09-07 06:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Utter Bastards and Marshmallow Hearts 2 - (Anonymous), 2011-09-08 12:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: AU Mark/Eduardo - hipsterhattrick, 2011-10-08 06:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
(no subject) - hipsterhattrick, 2011-10-08 07:07 am (UTC)(Expand)

AU Mark/Eduardo

I was watching Fairly Oddparents the other day and I was thinking -

Sean as Dinkelberg.
Chris and Dustin as the fairies.
Eduardo and Mark as Tootie and Timmy.

OR ALTERNATIVELY Mark and Eduardo as the fairies (Mark's in trouble so Eduardo's stuck with him) and Mark keeps doing things like "You want infinite pancakes? Fine. I didn't mention I don't know what pancakes are made of? Better wash the hot sauce out of your mouth", etc. etc.

IDK IDK but I was talking to a friend and I said "ZUCKERBERG!" and it sounded like Dinkelberg and this was born.

Re: AU Mark/Eduardo

This isn't a fill but all I could think about was this meme when I read your prompt.

Jesse/Andrew Non Con

Justin (Timberlake or Bartha) envies Andrew's relationship with Jesse so one night he kidnaps Jesse and forces Jesse to become his, and in the aftermath Andrew comforts Jesse and tries to track down Justin and tries to get revenge for raping his Jess.

Re: Jesse/Andrew Non Con

I want this! We lack some Andrew/Jesse non con ((: Plus it seems like a promising plot XD We can see Andrew the killer!

Re: Jesse/Andrew Non Con - (Anonymous), 2011-07-27 10:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[GEN] or Mark/Eduardo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!AU

There is an Eduardo in the cartoon, this prompt is totally justified. The two Eduardos are not connected in any way or form.

Eduardo is Mark's imaginary friend. When Mark turned twelve, his parents decided that having an imaginary friend might stunt Mark's growth and forced him to send Eduardo to Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Mark is promised that if he were to visit every day, Eduardo wouldn't be adopted. One day, Mark stops visiting, for (hopefully justified?) reasons of his own. Maybe Eduardo gets adopted, maybe not. Eventually, they see each other again. I haven't thought much about the supporting characters, but possibly, Chris as Mr. Herriman and Dustin as Madam Foster? Sean can be Cheese. =D

If anyone ever feels like writing this, feel free to change things so long as the idea of Eduardo as Mark's imaginary friend is still intact. Might work better as a genfic? Um, eeek, ignore the pairing thing and make it friendship-y if the imaginary friend thing squicks you? I'M SORRY I JUST.

Re: [GEN] or Mark/Eduardo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!AU

I watched this show for the first time in years and holy shit I swear to god I had this exact thought
I love you
Let's be BFF

Eduardo/Mark or Andrew/Jesse Driver'sEd!AU

HighSchool!AU in which Mark/Jesse or Wardo/Andrew meet each other (and meet Chris/Dustin/Sean/Emma/Carey/Justin) when they take a class intended to teach them how to drive. Only, the class is really really boring and so it's much easier to mess around for two hours, four days a week. Though, of course, crushing on someone in your class isn't conducive to a learning atmosphere. And it's not going to help any of them pass their Road Tests, either.

Re: Eduardo/Mark or Andrew/Jesse Driver'sEd!AU

I'm starting driver's ed next week (eep), I think I may have to write this.

It'd be lovely if I could find an "Eduardo" of my own (so long as I don't have to be a Mark-ish jerk, that'd be cool) in the class. SIGH.

Er. Basically, I may write this soon! Tentatively!

Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo/Sean

That ring Eduardo always wears? is actually an engagement ring.

He's been secretly arranged to be married to Sean Parker since he was a child (but is desperately looking for a way out of the marriage).

Mark, obviously, has no clue about the engagement.

(ohgod, I really hope this hasn't been prompted before.. I forget the things that I think up in my head with things I might have read already o_o)

Edited at 2011-07-27 12:22 am (UTC)

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo/Sean

DA from the one that said they might be able to fill it at a later date.

Not promising anything, but I have a few paragraphs written. Okay. Maybe one and a half. But like the other anon said, I don't think I can do it justice. I'll try my best and I'll probably be begging for a beta if I indeed do post it. I just don't want to start something and then give up and abandon it. I don't like posting something and then not finishing it

But before I actually get deep into it. A few questions. Did you want FB to happen? Or is it basically just a total AU?

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo/Sean - (Anonymous), 2011-09-08 06:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: I'm Not Lost, Just Looking for the Prince 1 - (Anonymous), 2011-09-12 06:01 am (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse - bond!fic

Okay, can we go the trope route and have some bondfic up in here? Basically anything where Andrew and Jesse must be in each other's presence at all times - eating, showering, sleeping, whatever - or else they become violent sick, or however the trope goes. They need to figure out how to juggle both of their commitments and make it look as inconspicuous as possible...