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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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Chris/Eduardo, jealous!Mark

Chris and Eduardo are dating and having really loud, hot and athletic sex becosss they are both so beautiful.

Mark is jealous and *angry* because Wardo should be with *him*.

inspired by this gif: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp22eukPBt1qgl5gho1_250.gif
Chris is so pretty! Can I just have him and Wardo fucking or making out on that couch or wherever and Mark walking in on them, etc. ????

give me the hots or the angst or both, anon, give it to meeeee :)

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Re: Chris/Eduardo, jealous!Mark

OP here. YES PLEASE. Anything. I just want some Chris/Wardo pleeease. :)

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i'm drunk
or was drunk when started writing this prompt? ugh idk i'm sorry op


"You're insane," Eduardo breathes, and Chris kisses him.

"Shit, Chris, they're only getting dinner-"

"Then let's go to your room," Chris murmurs, grinning. "Whatever. I wanna fuck you, Eduardo."

Eduardo lets Chris slide a hand down his back, cup his ass in one hand, squeeze. That's the thing no one really knows about Chris. He is fucking bossy, sometimes.

It makes Eduardo shudder, to think about it, when they're all eating in the d-hall and Chris is snorting soymilk out his nose at whatever Dustin is saying, and Eduardo just wants to blurt out, "Chris gagged me with his shirt last night and fucked me till I came all over his bed-"

But that's, like, extremely inappropriate.

No one even knows they're banging, at all, let alone that they're-

Doing- this. Chris' breath going short and shuddery with excitement, with power. Eduardo kissing his jaw demurely, feeling Chris' fingers drift close to his ass, skim the line between his cheeks.

"Your room?" he says. "Last chance, Eduardo. Tell me. Yes or no."

"No," Eduardo whispers, shivering. "Fuck. Here."

"On the couch?" Chris asks, raising his eyebrows.

Eduardo nods, flushing down his neck.

Chris shrugs, kisses Eduardo's bottom lip. "Get on my lap," he says, softly, and Eduardo slides onto Chris' thighs without hesitation, stomach tight with heat, at the fucking wrongness of it, how Chris can order him around and Eduardo will just- go, do, sit that way or open his mouth like that-

With anyone else it would scare him too much.

But fuck. He trusts Chris.

Christ, no one would expect this of him. The gangly awkward political nerd, right? No one would guess that he'd be sucking a bruise into Eduardo's neck, saying, very slowly, "Get your ass ready for me, Eduardo."

But it's a goddamn fact.

Eduardo wants to record it- for posterity, or something- but the only time he thinks to take a picture is when Chris is sleeping, fucked-out and soft-faced, blonde hair spread out over Eduardo's pillow.

And by then, well, he's totally missing the point.

He takes pictures sometimes anyway. Which is creepy.

Fuck. Whatever.

He stands up, unsteadily. They're a little drunk- split a bottle of cheap white wine Chris got for his birthday last week, toasted on the couch, watching TV, ended up making out slow and hot, with Chris' hand planted firmly on Eduardo's inner thigh, Eduardo clingy and exhaling softly as Chris licked the roof of his mouth, sucked on his tongue.

And now they're- here. Eduardo takes his pants off, and Chris watches, grin shockingly smug, cock a hard line in his jeans.

"Get lube," he says, dismissively.

"Fine," Eduardo murmurs, stomach jerking dizzily at how good it feels to just- obey. Just listen, and do. Chris is smarter than him, anyway. Smarter than all of them. Except Mark, obviously.

He knows where Chris keeps his condoms, and he grabs one, wedges a small bottle of lube between his fingers too, hovers awkwardly over Chris.

"Take your briefs off," Chris says briskly, accepting the bottle and the condom. Eduardo toys with the waistband, nervously, but also- coyly. He knows that Chris likes that, gets frustrated with how fucking pretty Eduardo is. Eduardo might as well use it for good.

"You're- you don't have your clothes off," Eduardo points out, and Chris looks up at him, grin tugging at the corner of his mouth, eyes steely.

"I'm aware," he says shortly. "Briefs. Off."

Eduardo grins shakily, peels his underwear off.

That part's the nicest, when Chris considers him, head cocked, like Eduardo is made out of glass, like Eduardo is an exhibit in a gallery.

Chris says he's not vain, or- superficial, at all, even though Eduardo knows he would wear all designers if he could afford it.

But the smirk that spreads across his face when Eduardo gets naked in front of him-

Just, he's full of shit.

Eduardo doesn't really care.

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His cock is hard, he cups it with one hand, says, "Christ, Chris-"

"On my lap," Chris says, biting his bottom lip. "Shh. I got you," he continues, as Eduardo clambers gratefully onto his lap, swallowing hard, Chris' denim-clad thighs warm beneath his bare legs.

"I'll take care of you," Chris murmurs, and Eduardo puts his face into Chris' neck, waits, submissively.

Chris goes slow.

Agonizingly so, because he is a sadistic asshole, and because- unbeknownst to Eduardo- Dustin has texted, said, yo we r going to library mark actually has hmrk 2 do shock of all shox. ramen break at 2 best have that shit readay

Chris lubes up one finger, slow, and Eduardo lets out a long keen when Chris slips it into his ass.

Buries his face in Chris' shoulder, wriggling his hips at the feeling of it, too small, slow and slick.

"Shh," Chris whispers. "You'll wake up the whole fucking hall. Quiet."

Eduardo nods, clamps his teeth in the meat of Chris' shoulder when Chris scissors him open with two.

Finds his prostate, finally, and Eduardo moans, breathily, shoves his hips down, greedy for another. Tingles spread up his spine, he pants, "Please, God-"

"I said shh," Chris says, sharply, grin evident in his voice. "God. You're such a slut, Eduardo."

"Fuck," Eduardo gasps. "Shit. I'm sorry, Chris."

Chris takes pity on him, slips a third finger in, keeps one right against Eduardo's prostate, rubs it back and forth, pressure unrelenting, hard and tight and hot, and Eduardo goes taut, spine snapping to attention, hips shifting, seeking pressure.

"God, God, God," he whimpers. "Oh fuck. Your fingers-" he breaks off, whines, long and low in his throat.

"Do you want more?" Chris asks, anticipation rising heady in his chest, and Eduardo presses his chest to Chris', rubbing, like a cat in heat, mumbles, "Yes, yes, yes, please, Chris, yes- more-"

Chris keeps the finger in him for a minute longer, rubbing in slow circles against Eduardo's prostate, until Eduardo's legs are jerking mindlessly, he is impossible to hold, on Chris' lap, whining and begging, cock wet and twitching between them, leaving a sticky trail of precome against Chris' shirt.

"Fine," Chris murmurs, unzipping his jeans and pushing down his boxers, cock springing up. "Here's more, Wardo, alright? Sit down on me, Wardo, come on, the way you like to."

Eduardo will always wonder how Chris learned how to talk so dirty.

But fuck, he doesn't care. Not when he is lifting his hips, moaning at the loss of Chris' fingers inside him, and the hot thick head of Chris' cock pushing at his entrance, dizzying and too big, too big, like a cock always feels, until it starts to slip in him slowly, Eduardo breathing out carefully to accomodate the length of it.

"There we go," Chris says with satisfaction, breathless as he watches his cock slip into Eduardo's tight ass, slow and satisfying, the heat fucking overwhelming, painfully tight and so goddamn good.

"God, there we go," he repeats, shaking his head. "Fuck. You are so fucking tight, Eduardo."

Eduardo sucks in a shuddery breath when Chris is seated fully in him, sitting on Chris' lap facing him, all dark-eyed and whimpery, stomach muscles shaking, arms slung around Chris' neck.

"You good?" Chris whispers.

Eduardo nods, jerkily.

"Move a little," Chris instructs. "Ride me, Eduardo, ride that dick."

Eduardo sucks in a huge breath, putting his head down, ears flushing with shamed heat, but he moves his hips, rocks up and down on Chris' cock, breath speeding up.

"There you go, the way you like it," Chris whispers in his ear, close and breathy. "God, you like having a dick in you, don't you-"

"Oh fuck Chris," Eduardo cries, tightening his arms around Chris' neck, bouncing, furiously, Chris' cock slamming against his prostate with every thrust, Chris slipping his hands around Eduardo's narrow waist, steadying him, running his palms up Eduardo's smooth sides, head cocked in fascination, in want.

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"You love that," he mumbles, voice loose with the feeling of Eduardo, smooth and tight around him, the pressure constant and ridiculously satisfying, Eduardo's ass milking him, tighter than anything.

"Yes," Eduardo gasps. "Yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah," voice going low and shameless, like it does when he gets into it, lets go, of being perfect Eduardo Saverin, econ major and stick-up-his-ass businessman, and fucking feels it.

Chris loves that part.

"Mm, there you go, fuck yourself, Wardo, fucking get yourself off, you- oh, fuck. Fuck. God, I'm gonna come in you."

"Come in me."

"I'm- fucking, shit." He grabs at Eduardo's cock, between their bodies, jerks the head hard and fast, tugs it against the friction of his cotton shirt, shirt damp with cooling precome. Slides his fingers down the shaft, a touch of fingernail there, a thumb cupping the slit, swiping at the liquid leaking out of him, hard and rough.

"Ohh, oh, oh," Eduardo groans, as Chris jerks his hips up, blindly, feels the flesh of Eduardo's cock flexing under his hand.

Chris comes hard, pulling Eduardo down by the thighs, keeping himself fully sheathed in Eduardo as his cock jerks, spurts come into the condom.

Eduardo wriggles on top of him, whining, throwing his head back and moaning as he comes into Chris' palm, hot and sticky, Chris gentling him through it immediately, a hand on Eduardo's sweaty bare back, the other tugging his dick to get all of it out of him, Eduardo groaning, goosebumps rising, muscles spasming as Chris pulls on the sensitive flesh.

When he is done he collapses fully on Chris' chest, exhales hugely, breaths close to a sob.

Chris breathes into his sticky gel-scented hair, feeling the ridges of his spine with one hand, murmuring softly.

"God, you're okay, aren't you," he says, voice soft. "Shh, Eduardo. Feels good, doesn't it? You feel so good, Eduardo."

Chris knows he has five minutes, tops, before Eduardo's cheeks heat, and he lifts his head, avoids Chris' eyes, snapping back to himself.

He lifts Eduardo's chin gently with his hand, spends those minutes kissing him, soft and slow and wet, sucking on Eduardo's bottom lip until Eduardo melts into him, sighs.

"Fuck," he murmurs, eventually, lifting his hips with a wince. "Your pants, Chris."

Chris looks down, wryly. There is, to put it indelicately, come fucking everywhere.

"It's fine," he says, hand cupping Eduardo's ass cheek. "Worth it, I think."

Eduardo huffs out a laugh, rolls off him, fumbling for his briefs.

"Can't believe they're not back yet," he says, laughing, and Chris leans his head back.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, Dustin texted me," he says easily. Eduardo spins around, fixes him with a bitchy look. "They're at the library."

"You asshole," Eduardo says immediately, shaking his head. Chris snorts.

"Like you don't love the idea of them walking in on you," he says, lightly, and Eduardo flushes all the way down his neck, zips up his pants. "Everyone seeing how fucking slutty you get."

"Asshole," Eduardo repeats, unoriginally, and Chris just laughs.

"I need food," Eduardo says, scratching his ass, peering down at Chris and blinking those big eyes. "You, um. Want?"

Chris shrugs, stands up, stripping off his sweater and scratching his stomach through his t-shirt. "If you'll let me practice my nomination speech for Dems President on you, sure," he says, and Eduardo rolls his eyes, nods his head in the direction of the door.

"I'll suffer through it," he says, all teenager-surly, and Chris smacks his ass, making him jump.

"Fuck yeah you will," he murmurs, low in Eduardo's ear.

Eduardo leans into him, biting his bottom lip and going red-faced, again, and Chris flicks the light off, slams the door behind them.

He'll clean the couch when he gets back.

And pick up his come-stained sweater. That could probably actually traumatize Dustin, which, despite popular (read:Dustin's) belief, Chris does not go out of his way to do.

Plus. If Mark finds it-

Well, he's not sure what Mark would do, but he's sure he doesn't really want to find out.

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(This is a hawwwwt dynamic, jsyk, and of course your Eduardo hits all of the buttons, always always always.)


Re: Chris/Eduardo, jealous!Mark fill 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2011-09-04 09:46 am (UTC)(Expand)

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Oh, very hot...

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Thank you for confirming my opinion that all the world really needs is more hot Chris/Eduardo in it!

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I need more fills like this. Dom!Chris with sub!Wardo was the hottest thing I have ever read! It was amazing! Please write more short fills like this!

OP here

whaaaaaat???? unf. thank you so so much for filling this. fucking chris and eduardo. so fucking hot. i love how chris is so bossy and needy!slutty!eduardo is a forever win. oh god. thank you so much. may i call you god?


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I haven't been around the meme in a while but I'm glad I peeked in. Chris/Eduardo is so hot, and Y, your Wardo is always such a hot slut. XD Love it.

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Please continue this. It is the hottest fill in ages!

Re: Chris/Eduardo, jealous!Mark fill 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2011-09-07 11:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)

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