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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

Somehow Sean is transformed into a small animal, maybe he pissed off the wrong person who curses him in revenge.

So he's a helpless little animal, confused, scared and alone and who should find him but Eduardo, because his life couldn't get more ridiculous and complicated. Eduardo, of course, takes him in, takes care of him and basically makes him the most spoiled and loved pet (seriously, Sean had no idea pets had it so damn good).

Sean begins to see all the parts of Eduardo he never did when he was human because Eduardo didn't really like him (and the whole Facebook thing) and Sean begins to fall for him. He starts to plan out a way in which he can win over Eduardo when he turns back, because it's only a matter of time before he's his old human self again.

Eduardo is, of course, upset when Sean turns back into a human because he's so sure that Sean probably had his kitten/puppy killed as some sick joke on Eduardo and also because (if Sean is telling the truth - which he isn't) Sean saw him naked, which is just creepy (and would explain why the kitten/puppy would always cry whenever Eduardo closed the door when he was showering or changing - Sean's a total perv). He's also heartbroken because he's lost his beloved pet and instead gained a douche who may or may not have had a mental break from reality and who is following him around.

Sean, back to normal, is hell bent on wooing Eduardo with gifts and asking him out on dates and basically doing everything in his power to convince Eduardo that they would be awesome together, because they totally were (even though technically Sean was Eduardo's pet, but it's totally transferable) and they'd be happy. He wants to prove to Eduardo that, ok he's fucked up in the past but he can make Eduardo happy, and it's ridiculous but he wants to make Eduardo happy.

Bonus for tinyanimal!Sean getting into all kinds of trouble and shenanigans and being coddled and loved by Eduardo and dressed in tiny clothing. Maybe getting chased by bigger dogs or having some female cat make inappropriate advances on him and having to be saved by Eduardo. And of course happy ending and sexing.

Sorry for the long prompt...

Re: Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

would explain why the kitten/puppy would always cry whenever Eduardo closed the door when he was showering or changing
OMG this part is PERFECT and I do love transformation!
oh poor Sean LOL

Re: Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

You know Sean totally would, he'd also be the biggest cock block ever. Anytime Eduardo brings back a date Sean would start freaking out and like howling sadly under the bed until Eduardo's date just leaves because Eduardo's been lying on the floor trying to coax Sean out from under the bed and paying them no attention.

Sean would take advantage of his cute new form. Getting all of Eduardo's attention and all the pettings and treats he could ever want.

Re: Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

I have this little wip started on my hard-drive where Sean turns into a snake and Eduardo gets stuck with him... It's pretty much nothing like you want though, other than that fact. LOL.

and I... don't know why I just told you that, actually. IT SEEMED RELEVANT WHEN I STARTED TYPING IT.

Re: Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

...if I were to post a prompt for Sean turning into a snake that Eduardo has to take care of what are the chances of you posting this WiP? Or you know...just post it here because it's still technically Sean turning into some animal that Eduardo is stuck with. I'm not picky

.....please post it *giant Andrew Bambi eyes* please?

Re: Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

hmmm... I have 4 other fics I need to finish and the snake!Sean wip hasn't been touched for about 2 months... plus, I was torn on whether it would be E/S or M/E with E&S friendship. But if you're sincerely very interested then I will put it back on my list of projects to work on, and when I've finished those urgent wips then I'll try to see if I can find the mojo again.

Since you gave me the dreaded Bambi eyes, I'll just throw up the tiny bit I have here (sorry OP! I promise I won't clog up your thread with any more than this and I won't label the comment as a fill or anything.)

The documents had been signed, Thiel made good on his proposal, Eduardo was clear across the country from both his father and school, with his favorite people on earth. It should have been one of the best nights of his life. But, of course, Sean Parker had to ruin everything, as usual, by being struck by lightning.

The fact that he was mid-sentence was what was really disquieting (not that much about the situation was going to quiet any of part of Eduardo). But the weird thing was that Sean hadn’t been half bad, thanking him for flying down and talking in his usual overblown way about how this was just the first step on a path that would change the face of everyday electronic communication and make them all wildly successful, how Eduardo wouldn’t regret this, it would lead to big things, et cetera, et cetera. Eduardo had been only half-listening, to be honest, because he’d heard it all before (though mostly directed at Mark while Eduardo tried very hard not to seethe quite so visibly and not unlike a scorned would-be boyfriend).

And then there was this awful smell in the air and Sean was seizing. It was bright, and hot, and the hair on Eduardo’s arms was standing straight up. When the glow receded there was a scorch mark in the grass and a fucking rattlesnake where Sean had been standing.

“Sean?” Eduardo said, because. Well, because. It just seemed like the thing to do at the time.

The snake started, whipping around to face him, and then began to flail about like it was going through an epileptic fit.

It wasn’t exactly one of Eduardo’s proudest moments, as he basically just stood there and watched, a little morbidly.

It wasn’t until a stampede of feet, Dustin’s high pitched shriek, and a sizable rock landing less than an inch from where the snake’s head had been swinging that he sprang into any kind of action. As this action was to instinctively charge forward to scoop the rattler up in his arms, he could understand how his judgment might have appeared to be a little impaired, to a less informed audience.

Dustin went white (“Wardo, fuck!”) as the snake’s jaws snapped open wide, head rearing back in alarm at the swift displacement, and a loud buzzing filled the air.

“I will drop you,” Eduardo informed him, with a seriousness that appeared to successfully communicate ‘so I don’t feel comfortable watching people crush your skull, but remember how little I liked you in the first place,’ since the jaws snapped shut, tail silencing to curl meekly around his wrist.

“It’s fine,” he told the growing crowd. “It’s--I realize I sound crazy, okay, but this is Sean.”


Unsurprisingly (in retrospect), no one believed him that Sean Parker had been transformed into a freakishly tame rattlesnake.

Eduardo explained, very patiently, about how he’d been standing here, and Sean had been standing there, and no, Sean hadn’t gone on a beer run or answered a booty call or made a (very long) run for the border, he was just a motherfucking snake, all of a sudden. Which was the most bizarre and nonsensical thing Eduardo had ever witnessed, but it was in fact true and he was not on drugs.

“I can’t have it in the house, Wardo,” Mark said flatly.

“He’s not even my friend,” Eduardo said, in something inching closer and closer to absolute despair.

“I’ve seen Anaconda 17 times!” Dustin said.

“He’s not even a constrictor. It’s not —“

“17 times, Wardo. I’m a grown ass man. Do you want me to wet my bed? Get ye and your demon spawn out out out!”


Re: Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

[continued from above. random wip snippet with NO ENDING.]

It was sort of chilly sitting on the front step, even with a light jacket. Eduardo would very much like to pretend it didn’t matter how many homes in the neighborhood had dogs, or the prevalence of mice in the general vicinity, and the likelihood that a dude who hadn’t held onto a steady job since birth could regularly capture these theoretically existing food sources, but, look: somewhere along the way -- completely accidentally -- he found out Sean sings golden oldies in the shower and has a niece who hates watermelon. And those just weren’t things you could know about someone and act like their slow, inevitable death wouldn’t be real.

“I know I’m maybe your least favorite person in this house. And you’re not one of my favorite people either. But it looks like we’re stuck with each other. Unless you’d like to stay outside?”

The low buzz of his tail betrayed that Sean would not like that at all.

“Fine,” Eduardo said, “then don’t bite me in my sleep,” and pointed to his pocket.


Truth be told, Eduardo did not have the best track record with pets. There was the tragic demise of a hamster in the 4th grade, as well as the bunny whose cage he’d left unlocked, and his (perfectly reasonable) terror of sharp toothed ankle-biting dogs.

So when he awoke the next morning in a strange hotel twin bed from the flick of a forked tongue against the tip of his nose and didn’t beat the attacker with his Blackberry, he felt very accomplished indeed.

“Gngaaah!” Eduardo said.

“Hiss,” said Sean.


“Oh god, I can’t take you on a plane, can I?”

la la la, that's all she wrote. maybe I will finish this someday. WE WILL SEE.

Re: Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

Hi this is the anon from above (and the actual OP) all I have to say is this snippet is wonderful! I'm literally grinning like a fool because Sean would be a docile very obedient rattle snake. Dustin's fear of Sean going all anaconda on him and wanting Eduardo and his demon spawn gone made actually giggle.

I'd sincerely love to see more of this, what you've shared is fantastic and I love your other fics. It's totally understandable if you can't continue of course but I still want to say thank you :D

Re: Eduardo/Sean, warning: transformation

That was fuckin awesome! :D