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Mark/Eduardo Amnesia!Eduardo sick!Mark

Eduardo wakes up after an accident not remembering the last three years. The last thing he remembers is how much Mark hurt him. So he stays away from Mark and is annoyed that Chris and Dustin want him to give Mark a chance and try to get his memory back but Eduardo doesn't think it is so important.

The reason Chris and Dustin want Eduardo to remember is because Mark is really sick and the treatment seems to be failing and he misses 'his' Wardo.

Minifill: I Swear (1/2)

I think there's already such fills:
Maybe if I Live Twice I’ll Forget You (by: mrs_nott )
Eduardo gets amnesia, wakes up in a hospital only to find out that Mark and him are together for a few years already. All that Eduardo remembers is being angry at Mark, hating him at times, and not having seen him since the law suit.

Bones (by: apintofblood)
Mark gets Leukaemia and Eduardo finds out...

anyway, I made a mini-fill. This is for my friend Lisa, though I don't understand why she is happy to read such a story....

There is nothing left to lose, Eduardo thinks. He has already lost his share, lost their company, lost his best friend; three months ago, he lost his memory, which was not a big deal. Comparing with what he loses now, nothing is a big deal; he loses his lover, his forever lover.

Eduardo doesn’t scream and cry. He wants but he can’t. He used to have that many tears in his eyes, but now his eyes are dried up. He can feel nothing, nothing but empty. His eyes are empty; his brain is empty; his heart is empty; his whole body is empty, nothing but empty. He knows Chris is holding his hand but he isn’t able to feel that sense of touch; he knows Dustin is looking at him with worry but he isn’t able to receive that sense of vision; he knows everyone has said something to him when passing by but he isn’t able to analyse that sense of hearing. All he can feel can touch can see can hear is, Mark, who he is losing now, who he has lost.

It can’t be true. There must be something wrong. No, no, no, Mark is not dead. How can Mark be dead before Eduardo gets his memory back? How can Mark be gone with so much regret? How can Mark do this to Eduardo, his Wardo? Eduardo can’t breathe now. He has to remember how to breathe, which Mark told him to remember for all time. He wants to see Mark. He needs to see Mark. When he meets Mark, he will tell everyone Mark is alive. Why do Chris and Dustin not let him do this? Why don’t they tell him Mark was sick when he stupidly pushed him away after he lost his fucking memory? Why do Mark and he not have time? They should have had; they deserve.

God is the son of bitch, for sure, Eduardo concludes.

It’s not what Eduardo’s life should be. He forgets drinking water. He throws up everything he eats. He refreshes Mark’s facebook page every five seconds. For long time, he thought he has had get Mark rid of his life, but now, now the whole world is doomed. He moves in Mark’s home; maybe he moves back to THEIR home. He can see everything indicating their happiness in that house. His chest is tense for seeing this, while he can’t stop but keep seeking. He doesn’t need his memory back: he’s already got everything back, almost everything. He has lost Mark and he can’t get Mark back, forever.

Re: Minifill: I Swear (1/2)

Mark is dead????

Re: Minifill: I Swear (1/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-02 03:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Minifill: I Swear (2/2)

Eduardo lies huddled up in their bed on his side, holding the pillow on the other side of the bed, which smells so Mark. Now he recalls Mark’s pale skin, unsteady body, exhausted eyes and unconscious sighs. He realises Mark is, no, was becoming thinner and thinner with more and more silence. How could he make a bloody blind eye to Mark’s wasting away? How did he not go deeper into the words that Chris and Dustin wanted to speak out but swallowed? How could he consider Mark hasn’t been important anymore? How could Mark give up without letting him know? How….

Things flash in Eduardo’s brain.

That day he woke up from the car accident, Mark was asleep by his bed. Eduardo frowned and freaked out. He pushed Mark to awaken him. Mark was so delighted for his waking up, grinning from ear to ear in fact. Yes, Mark held Eduardo’s hand immediately, saying nonsense words like “Thank God”. He should have noticed Mark’s short of breath, but what he did was shouting at Mark with hateful abuse. Mark was frozen for a while, and then called the doctor. Great, Eduardo lost his last three years memories, thank you very much. Mark didn’t go away; instead, he stayed and ignored Eduardo’s anger, trying his best to comfort Eduardo. It was Eduardo pushing Mark away, not seeing him, not talking him, even not replying his emails.

Then there were countless visits, calls and emails from Chris and Dustin. They kept persuading him to give Mark another chance. They said “another”, why did they not tell him he has already given Mark the second chance? They created absurd opportunities to get Mark and Eduardo together, dinners, parties, movie nights, etc. etc. How could he not be aware that Mark left earlier and earlier, Mark was easier and easier to become tired, Mark even didn't drink Red Bull anymore? Numerous abnormal things, how could he be in his tiny little anger and blind to everything? Now Eduardo has lost his last chance and he deserves it.

He got Mark’s call the day before, before that moment he lost him. At that time, Chris and Dustin seemed to give up making efforts. They kept in touch with him, making meaningless talks. They didn’t mention Mark anymore, which Eduardo forced himself not to ask. Why did he force him to move on when he actually couldn’t? He stared at his cell, staring at the name Mark. He didn’t pick it up, but Mark continuously called. Finally, Eduardo received a voice message from Mark, “Call me, please, Wardo.” Eduardo hesitated, pacing in his living room for nearly an hour. He finally called back.

“Mr Zuckerberg? It’s Saverin.” Why did he speak like that? Mark became that quiet after those two surnames.

“Sorry, Wardo. Take care.” Mark said quietly and then hung up. What was Mark sorry for? Sorry for not telling Eduardo they have been married? Sorry for his failing to get on? Sorry for leaving Eduardo alone? What the damn was Mark sorry for?

The most ridiculous thing was Eduardo was informed of Mark’s decease by their lawyer; Mark left a will for him, can it be more ridiculous? He doesn’t need anything else, but Mark, and Mark’s love. There is nothing left to lose.

Now he holds their wedding picture, lonely in their big house.

“I swear. Mark, I swear.”

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Re: Minifill: I Swear (2/2)

Holy crud. This made me tear up.

Lovely. <3

Re: Minifill: I Swear (2/2)

So heart-breaking that I'm still reeling from how you wrote Eduardo's emotions of grief (and loss). Nicely done.

Re: Minifill: I Swear (2/2) - ohnvm, 2011-08-02 02:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Minifill: I Swear (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-02 03:16 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Minifill: I Swear (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-02 03:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)

another fill! - come back to me, 1/3

come back to me

(what happened)

He wakes up in the hospital.

His ribs are cracked and he’s bruised all over and he can’t remember a thing.

He’s twenty-three years old and it’s been three years since he last had a memory and it’s scary and painful and –


They tell him it’s been three years.

They tell him he and Mark are okay now. Dustin’s the one to say it; he looks to the side, almost as though he’s hiding something.

(should have known should have known couldn’t have known)


Mark is there when he wakes up.

“Get the fuck out,” Eduardo hisses, because he doesn’t know much right now but he knows this, the anger when he sees Mark, is real, and he holds onto it.

Mark looks broken, lost, and it’s only as he’s leaving that Eduardo notices the flowers he’d been carrying. He sets them down on Eduardo’s dresser and turns his back.

He misses Mark but not like this, not like this.

Eduardo is suddenly so, so tired.


And then Dustin and Chris are there.

“You’ve… reconciled,” Dustin tells him, and Eduardo scoffs.

“How could we have? I hate him.”

It’s something he knows – something that’s ingrained in him, no matter what the back of his mind says.

“I hate him.”

(an unseen Mark leaves from behind the curtain, and his heart shatters with each step.)


(“What are we going to do?” Chris asks Dustin, looking at a sleeping Eduardo.

Dustin shakes his head. “We have to tell him.”

“No.” Mark looks down. “We can’t. Doctor – doctor said.”

“But you –”

“I’m fine. I’ll live long enough for him to remember me.” Mark smiles, a tight-lipped smile.

Chris shakes his head. “You can’t do this again.”

“I won him back once, I can do it now.”

And he leaves.

They let him.)


Time passes oddly for Eduardo. He lies in bed and hears doctors and sometimes, sometimes he is conscious.

“You’ll get your memory back soon,” the doctor tells him, and he has a smile and a hand clapped on his back. “We’ll try to… to fix you.”

Eduardo doesn’t know what to say, can’t say anything, and so he only nods. “Good.”

He doesn’t know if he wants to be fixed.

They’re hiding something from him. Chris and Dustin. They tiptoe around him and Mark doesn’t return when he’s conscious but sometimes, sometimes it smells like he’s been there, like the soap he always used to use, like he did during the depositions, and Eduardo’s heart hurts.

He wakes up wanting to see Mark, touch Mark, hold Mark, and that’s terrifying – because he can’t still be in love with Mark. Not again.


Re: another fill! - come back to me, 3/3 - (Anonymous), 2011-08-02 10:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Mark/Eduardo Amnesia!Eduardo sick!Mark

...happier??? rumpledlinen, your fill is more angst!

now i'm planning to write a REALLY HAPPY ENDING story for this prompt

Re: Mark/Eduardo Amnesia!Eduardo sick!Mark

what's wrong with you girls...
please offer some happiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fill - Painted Sun in Abstract 1/2

sort of happy? idk. this is to apologise for the descent to flooding idek. If you want another sad one, check out the comments in rumpledlinen's lj, that should do it

They meet on a wednesday. That's Eduardo's first memory.

They meet on a wednesday and it was raining and somehow the rain is important.

He remembers, vaguely, the weight of the umbrella on his hand as he walks to where Mark is standing drenched to the bone by the onslaught of the monsoon.

Mark had looked up when he finally notices that he's no longer getting rained on.

He remembers "Wardo," Mark caught too unaware, stripping the first syllable off his name as if Mark still thinks of him that way even after years of not talking.

"Get out"

"What? Ward—"

"Get the fuck out"

"I will, I will. Just sit back down your ribs aren't healed yet"

"Fuck you. I hate you."

"Okay. Okay."

He does not remember the car crash.

He does not remember shaking so hard after receiving a call from Chris telling him he should go to the hospital because Mark lost consciousness.

He does not remember the screech of the tires.

He does not remember the last thought in his head: an echo of a name, a curve of a smile.

"Eduardo, you have to listen to us you should— you need to talk to Mark."

"No. He can wait"

Dustin's face contorts and Eduardo is horrified by it. He's never seen Dustin cry.

"Eduardo," Dustin chokes out. "Eduardo no, he can't. You don't understand."

"What don't I understand?"

"He might—he might not be able to wait."

"What do—what does that mean?"

He remembers countless of medications and waking Mark up and wiping the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead as they curl around each other on the tiled floor of their bathroom.

He remembers the sharp smell of bile and the determination and the prayers he whispered against Mark's skin.

Please, he says, tracing his lips on Mark's shoulder. Please don't leave. Please.

"Wardo," Mark chokes out, eyes wide in fear as Eduardo takes in the scene that greets him when he walked in on the bedroom where Mark had been changing clothes.

Eduardo sees the bruises that look like islands on Mark's pale skin.

Eduardo sees the ribcage that looks like it's the only thing that's keeping Mark upright.

"Mark," And he is suddenly so very afraid. "Mark, what are these?"

He does not remember the way he walked into Mark's office and fell on his knees.

He does not remember saying "marry me, Mark".

He does not remember hearing "I don't want you to be a widow"

He does not remember saying "then I won't let you die".

"What was it like, our first kiss?" Eduardo asks quietly as he watches Mark go through another cycle of radiation treatment, the ice turning Mark's toes blue.

Mark looks up at him and give him a small smile.

"Better than coding."

Eduardo hums.

He remembers love.

He does not remember all the details; all the small and grand gestures given to him.

He does not remember Mark holding his hand as they watched Eduardo's father's coffin lowered down the ground.

He does not remember the week they spent in the Caribbean together, limbs tangled until no one can tell where one ended and the other began.

But Eduardo remembers love and that is enough.

Edited at 2011-08-03 02:25 pm (UTC)

Fill - Painted Sun in Abstract 2/2 - ohnvm, 2011-08-03 10:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill - Painted Sun in Abstract 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-08-03 04:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Painted Sun in Abstract 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-08-06 09:10 am (UTC)(Expand)

The 4th Fill: Death is a nonsense word for Mark Zuckerberg (Vampire AU) (1/?)

 I promise this is not an ANGST at all! but I'm not sure how much of it related to prompt....please forgive me! if you need a sad story, ignore this one~~

Mark was upset when knowing his treatment is failing. Mark was angry when being told Eduardo got an accident. Now Mark is furious that Eduardo apparently lost his memories of the last three years. Mark is kicked out of Eduardo’s ward, because Eduardo is mad at him, thanks to Eduardo’s NOT updated memory system!

“Mark, you must go. It’s time for your treatment. You're sick, so you can’t miss it.” says Chris seriously.

“He is a win XP now. My Wardo is win 7.” Mark bites his lower lip, “My time is running out. I need my Wardo back.”

“God, Mark, I can’t believe operating system is your metaphor of Eduardo.” Dustin shakes his head, “Go, Mark, we’ll talk with Eduardo first. We’ll get your Wardo back for you.”

“I doubt it.”

“Then you can come back after your treatment today.” Chris begins to push Mark into walking out.

“Fine, fine, fine. I’m leaving.” Mark looks inside. Eduardo is asleep now.



Eduardo looks up, “Dustin, hi!”

“And me! How are you feeling now?” Chris shows up from the bathroom.

“Hi, Chris. I’m fine. Just, you know what the doctor said, amnesia.” Eduardo shrugs.

“Yeah, we know, sucks, right?”

“I don’t know.” Eduardo’s voice is suddenly down. “I don’t think my memories can make any difference. I mean….”

“I know, Wardo. You mean things happened five years ago.” Chris interrupts him, says quietly, then he raises his voice, “But, Wardo, your memories do make amazing difference.”

“What do you mean?” Eduardo frowns.

“He means You and Mark are TOGETHER now.” Dustin announces.

“What?! No!” Eduardo pulls a wry face, “That’s impossible for me, and for Mark.” He stops and adds, “You two have no idea.”

Chris and Dustin look at each other, swallowing what they plan to say.


“You don’t have a better solution?” Mark glares at a man with glasses.

“Mr Zuckerberg, you know your body better than me.” The man’s face is disfigured, “You know what you need.”

“I need time.” Mark stops. “I’m telling you seriously. You must give me more time; otherwise you’ll be my first sacrificial lamb.”

“Wh...what? Mr...Mr Zuckerberg, you can’t ….you can’t do that to me…”

“Of course I can.” Mark gets out of the bed, close to that man, “I have Facebook so I can ruin your fake human life. I’m Zuckerberg so I can bleed you out, you bottom of the chain.”

“I’ll find out a better solution. I, I promise, Mr Zuckerberg.” The man’s body is shaking.

“You’d better do.” Mark says coldly.


Mark is driving to hospital now. He doesn’t need a car; he can move much faster than the fastest car in the world. Yes, Mark Zuckerberg is the creature human language naming as Vampire.

Why is Mark not afraid of crucifixes? Why does Mare not sleep in a coffin? Why can Mark live in sun light? Come on, ignorance human race, are you still in the Middle Ages? There is a word called “evolution”; every creature on this blue planet is evolving, without the exception of Vampires. Needless to say, Mark is the son of king of this race, who, meanwhile, has the highest intelligence and talent to pretend a human being.

However, something doesn’t change for thousands of years. Vampires and hunters are still deadly enemies; vampires could die due to hunters’ silver bullets. This is what bothers Mark now; Eduardo Saverin is a hunter, a vampire hunter, and he has lost his memories of the last three years.

The worse thing is, Mark’s body is eager for fresh blood recently. He hates to kill people to get blood; vampires can survive without blood. So many replacements nowadays, in fact, Red Bull is Mark’s favourites, much better than fresh blood for him. Yet, he has to go back to his darkness kingdom, staying there for dozens of years to store energy. Sunshine is consuming too much energy, needing to evolve more, Mark thinks.


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