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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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RPF Andrew/Jesse

So Andrew always seems to be the one slipping up during interviews and revealing their relationship (which is totally believable given his total lack of filter) but I would like a fic where it's Jesse who gives them away.

This prompt is in honor of Jesse being asked, yet again, if he keeps in touch with Andrew and also if he's going to the Spiderman premiere.

Re: RPF Andrew/Jesse

Wait, was he asked that again? Damn, I missed it. Do you know what interview so I can youtube it?

Re: RPF Andrew/Jesse

It's an interview with Radio 105.1- I found out about it on tumblr, so I hope it's real:D

Here's the tumblr link:

Babbling - 1/1

Here, have a small fill. Hope this is adequate.

It’s not like Jesse means to do it.

He’s stupid, okay, he knows what this means to him and to Andrew and he knows how he’s supposed to answer the question.

But the stupid fucking reporter is asking with that stupid smile and that stupid tilt of her head and it’s –

“Do you and Andrew keep in touch? You said you would, but I know, as I’m sure you do, that most Hollywood friendships don’t last. If so, are you going to the Spider-man premiere?”

Jesse wants to prove her wrong.

“Actually, we’ve kept in touch really well. We haven’t – we’re still really close, is what I’m saying, and Andrew and I haven’t actually talked about that but I’m sure I will be, seeing as he’s so nervous.”

He wishes that’s what he said.

He really wishes that’s what he had said.

What happens is –

“Well, yeah, why wouldn’t I go to the premiere of my boyfriend? It’s – he’s the new Spider-man, isn’t he, he’s really nervous and he says he needs a hand to hold.”



The reporter is looking like Christmas came early and the calls start coming in almost instantly and this shouldn’t be a call-in show, what the fuck, and his agent is ready to spit fire and –

Shit. Andrew.

Andrew is going to be so, so angry.

He closes his eyes and the reporter is talking but he can’t pay attention, not yet.


“I’m sorry? Could you repeat the question?”

She smiles a bit, but it’s fake and shit, shit, shit.

“I asked how long you and Mr. Garfield have been seeing each other.”

Well, might as well go for broke.


He answers all of her stupid fucking questions and when he’s done, he calls Andrew.

“I’m sorry,” he says, as soon as Andrew picks up. “I’m really, really sorry and please don’t hate me and also I really love you, okay?”

“Jess?” He sounds almost concerned. “What’s wrong, love?”

The endearment makes him wince. “I did something stupid. And bad. Stupid and bad. Very, very stupid… and very bad.”

“That’s very stupid, then. And bad, did you say?” Now he sounds amused – but he is going to kill Jesse. “Tell me, love. What is it?”

“You’re going to hate me.”

“Impossible.” Because this is easy for him because they’re hiding but now that it’s in the open – he’s going to kill him.

“No, really.” He takes a breath. “I might have told a reporter we were seeing each other.”

There’s a pause.

“Please don’t kill me,” Jesse says in a small voice.

“Why would I kill you?” Andrew asks, and he’s smiling, Jesse can tell. Why the fuck is he smiling? “I’m – thank god, because I don’t think I could have kept it in any longer.”

“You’re not angry?”

“No! I’m – I’m thrilled. Well, I wish I’d been the one to let it out – just because I’d have liked to, I’m a romantic, you know. But – well, do you mind? We could probably spin it…” He trails off a bit.

Jesse winces again. “No, I don’t think we could do that.”


“Well, I kind of – I figured it was out, why not tell everything?”



Andrew laughs. “Well, all right then.”

“Oh. I might have told them I was going to Spider-man with you. I understand if you want to take another date, but –”



“I’d love you to come. Please be my date.”

“But what will I wear?” Jesse deadpans, and Andrew laughs.

“I love you.”

“Love you, too.”

They hang up, and Jesse swallows.

This is going to be awful in terms of – well, everyone else, but right here, right now, Jesse thinks it might be okay.

There are thirteen missed calls, five of them from Emma, but Jesse ignores it all.

He can kiss Andrew in public now. He can hold him tightly during the premiere and on the red carpet and – they can be together when they’re not alone.

He smiles.

Maybe it won’t be so bad.

Re: Babbling - 1/1

this is adorable
Not only Merry Christmas, but also Harry New Year~

Re: Babbling - 1/1

Cute. Cute. :)


This was such a lovely fill! Loved the disconnect between what Jesse wanted to say and what actually came out. I'd have the same gleeful look on my face if Jesse ever referred to Andrew as his boyfriend and I'd probably keel over if there was red carpet PDA.

And the I love you's at the end! Aww. Thank you so much for filling this:)

Re: Babbling - 1/1

There are thirteen missed calls, five of them from Emma

LOL. I don't know what this line cracked me up so much, but it did. Loved it. Thanks!

Re: Babbling - 1/1


everything is beautiful and nothing hurts~

Re: Babbling - 1/1

not the usual reaction to a story of mine (whooo, angst writer!) but i'm glad you thought so! Thank you :)