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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Sean, apocalypse

so, like, a couple years after the depositions, the world ends.

or not exactly ends, but it feels like it. there's barely even any fucking wi-fi.

AKA the fic where sean wakes up from a bender and holy shit this place is a mess and where the fuck is the fresh-squeezed orange juice and OH CHRIST, IS THAT A ZOMBIE OR AM I STILL HIGH-

and eduardo is pretty pissed when the first real, (objectively) sane, un-undead person he sees in six fucking months is sean fucking parker, because not only is the universe imploding, it is also an asshole.

and there are fights that turn into banter, and reluctant partnership that turns into grudging friendship and UST that turns into eventual desperate, clingy, everyone-else-is-dead-and-i-need-to-get-off sex.. and lots of badass survival in between?

bonus if eduardo was forced to kill/abandon his boyfriend who he was really, really in love with when the [INSERT APOCALYPTIC EVENT HERE] happened, and is completely jaded/guilty/fucked-up and not over it, at all

i don't know, meme, i just think it might be hilarious and also hot, with badass, cynical eduardo and sean who's like, i've played every zombie videogame in the world, eduardo, relax, oh shit, that one's really fast, you can take that one, wardo-

and sex. lots of sex! guilty, happy, desperate, hot, slow, fast, against a wall, in an empty car, in the hayloft of an abandoned farm, on a dirty mattress in a tiny apartment, i don't care, i'm not picky. i like all of the sex.

Re: Eduardo/Sean, apocalypse

Seeing this kind of makes me lol, because I totally outlined a Sean/Eduardo apocalypse AU months ago (it was like hyper scary raging infected people who aren't decaying zombies but still going nuts and killing all humanz, kind of 'I Am Legend' but the book). Set between the dilution and depositions, and Eduardo is in New York and everyone's deeeeead and everything, and Sean of all people shows up, and he's like, "well, I was like 30 minutes from here and what if you were alive?" and Eduardo was like, "..." but, yeah, admittedly he would have probably gone looking for Sean too if he'd known, because end of the world and all. So Eduardo convinces Sean that they have to go across the fucking country to try and find Mark/Chris/Dustin even though Sean REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO. blah blah blah road trip and major UST but Sean keeps cockblocking them and Eduardo doesn't get it and ~angsts about how he always has unrequited feeeelings. And of course the punch line is that when they reach the Facebook headquarters, Mark has gathered intel on an island military installation where that survivors are all meeting at and holing up in safety. And Sean tries to sneak off the next morning but Eduardo catches him and is like WTF? And Sean's reveals that he's not coming with them, because Sean's actually been infected the whole time and knew it, but hey, he's got a lot of experience with managing predatory urges and still at the end of the day he'd rather just get high, that's just in his DNA, ok? (nod to "I Am Legend" where it turns out that the infected are ~people too and not as mindless as the human protagonist assumed) Though maybe he killed that one guy they met and told Eduardo he was heading for Florida. But that guy was an asshole and THESE THINGS HAPPEN, but he'd never hurt Wardo because obviously Sean's gone fucking nuts about him, how could he possibly miss that thing where Sean had never ditched him these last few weeks when everything was pretty miserable & insane, and Sean didn't even complain more than 60% of the time, and then Sean didn't even fuck him when he knew Eduardo was totally up for it 'cause it wouldn't be safe. And Eduardo's all D: and insert confessions of feeeelings & dramatic sexytimez and Eduardo leaving his old life Mark their plans behind and going off with Sean. (to probably get infected & become an evolved murderous superhuman too, yay? WHAT I HAVE WEIRD IDEAS ABOUT ROMANCE. IT'S A THING.)

anyway, I don't even know where all my bits and pieces of that are now, I'm 99% sure I deleted that stuff when I realized I'd never write it. but yeeeeees I agree GOOD IDEA. Someone (else) should do it. Sean/Eduardo + apocalypse = YAY


i never responded to this, but omgg WHY DID YOU DELETE. that sounds awesome. except possibly SAD AND SCARY? but i know you would make it awesome, since you are the besssst. romance= being evolved murderous superhumans together, obviously :DD

Re: Eduardo/Sean, apocalypse

YES. YES, to both of these.
(maybe the second could be posted as a separate prompt? idk. they're both lovely)

i think we could all use some moar apocalypse au fic in our lives.

Re: Eduardo/Sean, apocalypse

oh my god, you people are amazing. even if no one ever writes this, I find this prompt weirdly emotionally satisfying...