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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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Girl!Mark/Eduardo; Weddings and Memories

I'm just really in the mood for a good, old-fashion love story. So would someone please write me a fic where Mark's in her lovely wedding dress, walking up slowly to Eduardo whose looking handsome in his suit (because of course he does) with his eyes all tender staring at Mark? (cue flashbacks of significant moments of their relationship: like how they met, what their relationship was like, how facebook separated them for a while, how they repaired their broken friendship, and how time healed their old wounds until one day they reunite because it's MarkandEduardo; the rest is history). Dustin would be all teary-eyed in the background saying, "I can't believe they got their shit together." And Chris is next to him, nodding his head, stating, "I was always rooting for them to work out" or something like that. Um, please indulge me?

I don't maybe Eduardo's dad actually approves of Mark which shocks Wardo more than anything. Mark isn't exactly the type Wardo envisioned his dad would approve of.

Um, what can I say for myself other than I'm a romantic at heart? Oh and please feel free to write porn to go with it. ;)

minifill: Vegas Wedding (1/2)


[a/n: I swore no more, but last only eight days. Last time, I swear. And I'm sorry, OP, this isn't exactly what you wanted, but I tried googling Jewish weddings but there is just so much, i can't even, so, please think of this as an inoffensive appetizer.]

Washington, DC in November just cold enough to warrant a jacket, at least if one waited outside in the wind corridor that is Pennsylvania Avenue. Mark shivers in her knitted sweater and Eduardo sighs with fond exaggeration. He wordless takes off his jacket and holds it open for her.

Dustin snickers at the scene and Mark flips him the bird before she gratefully slips her arms the wool jacket. Eduardo grins, wraps her up tight, and kisses Mark on her hair. Mark grabs Eduardo by his ear and pulls him down for a real kiss. Even in the long shadows, Eduardo visibly blushes but he kisses her back anyway.

Dustin coos like a brain-damaged pigeon, drawing the attention of the milling crowd. Someone calls out that CNN and MSNBC is calling Ohio for Obama. The gathered crowd cheers, drowning out the smattering of boos. Dustin dances and fist pumps Eduardo. Mark rolls her eyes and tries to disguise her smile into a smirk. Dustin takes out his phone and tries calling Chris again.

Eduardo shakes his head and hugs Mark close. “Still cold?”

Mark shakes her head and watches Dustin shout into the phone. Finally, Mark yanks the phone out of Dustin’s hand and tells Chris, “If you’re not out here in fifteen, we’re leaving without you.”

With that, she ends the call and tosses the phone back to Dustin.

Eduardo looks torn between scolding her for giving Chris a hard time and his own impatience to get back to their chartered jet.

Mark raises an eyebrow, “What? You want to wait until polls close on the West Coast, that’s not for another two hours, at least. Besides, what is he going to do now?”

“I’m still surprise Mrs. Hughes is letting him go,” Dustin pipes up.

Mark snorts as Eduardo stifles a laugh before he reminds Dustin of his own ball-and-chain, “You should talk. And don’t call Sean that. Chris is going to hear and kick your ass, again.”

“Why am I kicking Dustin’s ass, again?” Chris appears, magically, behind Dustin, making Dustin jump. Even in the darkness, the heavy exhaustion hangs off of Chris. Dustin makes a shushing motion but Mark says pitilessly, “He called your wife Mrs. Hughes.”

“I hate all of you,” Chris says with a weary sigh, but his crooked smile says otherwise. “FLOTUS and the girls say congratulations, by the way.”

Mark flushes and Dustin squeals, clapping his hands together. Chris grabs Mark and Eduardo for a big hug, with Dustin piling on like they were still drunken college students.

“Come on, lets get this show on the road.” Chris declares after he finally lets go. His voice suspiciously hoarse.

In just under six hours, their jet touches down in Las Vegas. A waiting limo whisks them off to the courthouse, where a judge has been waiting with a ready licenses.

Re: minifill: Vegas Wedding (1/2)


It is a simple ceremony, utilitarian and incredibly fast. Despite years of practice, Mark still hates public speaking and being the center of attention. And most of all, she hates sharing Eduardo, even just with an audience of three. And Eduardo just wants Mark to be happy, even if it means risking the ire of his mother and her’s.

Dustin sniffles and Chris struggles to clear his throat. Vows are exchanged. Unadorned wedding bands are slipped on. And it is done. The groom kisses the bride, long and hard. Dustin and Chris hug, and then the four all hug again, while the judge looks on in amusement.

Outside, there is celebration, even in the City of Lights, of Sin and of Dreams, as the president wins another term. Inside, in the penthouse suite in the finest hotel on the strip, two friends toast each other, and the new couple, Mr. and Mrs. Zuckerberg. They watch, from the first floor, as the two dance slowly to some unheard tune on the second.

“Never thought we would see the day,” Chris finally says. The Champagne loosening his tongue and the sinews of his body. He sinks further down into his couch and hugs close the criminally soft terry bathrobe.

Dustin hums in agreement, blissed out from the chocolate cake and exhaustion, and adds, perfunctory, “Those crazy kids.”

Chris laughs. “Yeah, those crazy kids.”

Mark shoots them a suspicious look from over Eduardo’s shoulder, but Eduardo draws back her attention with a soft word in her ear. She laughs, bright and unselfconsciously happy. Chris’s chest tighten; his own wedding band heavy on his finger. He leans over the arms of his chair and fishes out his phone. He hesitates. It’s almost three am on the East Coast. He sends a text–ilu–instead.

The cheerful chirp of his phone makes Dustin jerk awake. He rubs his eyes and slumps back into his loveseat. He squints at Chris and mumbles, dreamily, “Babies.”

Chris snickers, “Mark and Eduardo’s?”


“Her curls and his eyes.”


“Oh, definitely.”

The sound of laughter drifts down. They are still dancing, like they are trying to stretch the night out a little longer.

In a few hours, Facebook PR will release a simple statement that the Mark Zuckerberg had married Eduardo Saverin in a planned civil ceremony on the six of the November. The news will be buried behind the political headlines. The gossip blogs will have a field day and two angry Jewish mothers will be have to somehow be appeased.

But right now it is just two people dancing to an shared song, heard only in their hearts.

Re: minifill: Vegas Wedding (1/2)

Hey writer!anon,

Thank you for filling my prompt. I'm just so happy that you did at all. And sure, it wasn't what I imagined but when I honestly think about it, Mark and Eduardo probably wouldn't have gone through the whole shabang anyway, you know? It's not them. I really happen to like your vision for how they got married. Very casual and simple affair. Your writing was subtle, sweet and romantic. My heart warmed reading this last line:But right now it is just two people dancing to an shared song, heard only in their hearts. Aww... :)

Re: minifill: Vegas Wedding (1/2)

Thank you, OP, for the lovely and thoughtful comment.

I started out writing the BIg Wedding with the rabbi, the chuppah, the ketubah, and the whole nine yards, but all I could think was that Mark would be so uncomfortable and unhappy to be in the center of attention, even if it's their family and friends. I can't see her wanting to expose herself like that, it would be the emotional equivalent of a nudist wedding.

Moreover, she is fundamentally a private person, call it hypocritical or ironic, but she would hate having the details of her life, especially something like her wedding, on Gawker or used as filler for cable news.

And Eduardo would never want her to be unhappy.

tl;dr. I'm pleased you are pleased.

Re: minifill: Vegas Wedding (1/2)

You're right in everything that you explained, and I' glad everyone's all pleased (in general). :DD

Re: minifill: Vegas Wedding (1/2)