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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, Andrew's birthday!

YOU GUYS. Andrew's birthday is in a few days, according to wikipedia. Can we just get some Jesse being sweet and getting Andrew lovely presents or freaking out over not knowing what ~the perfect present~ is or wanting to get him THE WHOLE WORLD GODDAMMIT BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT or SOMETHING LIKE THAT and Andrew, of course, is just like ALL I NEED IS YOU \o/???

i just need some very sweet, possibly very sexy birthday fic up in this bitch. okay really i just wanted an excuse to make a prompt for insanely adorable boys being insanely adorable together. ;)

birthday wishes - 1/3

Here you go, OP! Just in time for his birthday. Hooray!

This is the cheesiest thing I've ever written. So, uh, sorry.

Jesse does some things well.

Plan for friends’ birthdays is not one of them.

Andrew had said it, a thousand times - ”You don’t need to get me anything, really, Jess, I don’t want anything, just spend time with me, yeah?” and Jesse knows it’s going to be okay if all he has to offer Andrew is a dinner – but he doesn’t want okay, he wants more than okay.

He’s maybe, possibly, sort of freaking out, though, and the fact that Andrew’s going to be here, at his house, in about twelve hours isn’t helping matters.

So he’s made a list of presents, because he’s really fucking lame.

1. My copy of the script.

He wants Andrew to have it, wants him to see what he’s done to the words, all the notes he made, because that was the beginning of everything, really, the beginning of the late-night conversations and the friendship that somehow has lasted this long, in a business where relationships rarely do.

(And now he’s thinking about Andrew in a relationship-y sense, which, fuck.)

He wants to show Andrew – god, he wants to show him just what this has meant, what it’s all meant, but he’s scared.

He crosses it off the list and puts the script away because he can’t do this. Not now, because giving something that personal means giving a part of your heart and Andrew has too much of that as it is.

(Jesse promises himself he’s never going to think anything that cheesy ever again.)

2. He can name the kitten.

This one – well, it’s slightly less personal but still – Andrew would know what it meant, would undnerstand that Jesse letting him name the cat is a big deal.

Andrew deserves more, though, deserves the world, and as much as it mmight mean to him on a regular day it’s just not a birthday gift.

(He very resolutely does not think about Andrew playing with the kitten, because that – well, it’s not fair for his poor brain to have to handle.)

His kitten still doesn’t have a name, though, and Jesse has a moment of considering calling her Garfield – but no, that’s stupid, that’s not going to work, Jesse is silly for thinking it.


He’s realizing, as he goes through his list of gifts, that these all operate under the assumption that Andrew is as into him as Jesse is, and that’s not okay. He needs a gift that’s completely platonic, that won’t clue Andrew in on how he feels.

He keeps reading, and his heart falls into his stomach, because he has no idea what he’s going to do.


3. A shit-ton of tea.

While the idea isn’t bad, Jesse can’t help but think that it’s almost too impersonal; where the script (and number five, oh god, he can barely stand to think of it even with the word no written fifty times around it) is too obvious, this would be too subtle.

The thing is, Andrew deserves the world, but Jesse can’t give him that. He can barely give him himself, and how’s he supposed to find the perfect gift like that?

He looks at the bags, then, because he’s stupid and silly and already bought it, in a fit of Andrew will love it. And the thing is, he will. He’ll love whatever Jesse gives him because Andrew is sort of perfect like that and it’s one of the many (many, many) reasons Jesse is stupid and fell for him.

Andrew’s going to love it but Jesse won’t and so he keeps reading. There has to be something here.

birthday wishes - 2/3

4. Doctor Who</i>

A nice idea, perhaps, but Andrew’s probably seen everything he’d like – and anyway, Jesse barely watches TV and he’s no idea what seasons are good and if Andrew even likes the stupid show.

(He does, Jesse reminds himself, but he resolutely does not look at the corner, at the box set of Doctors one through three, already wrapped because Jesse is an idiot.)

He knows this day isn’t about himself but he kind of hopes that Andrew’s going to see the gift and realize Jesse’s feelings for him, going to maybe (probably not) reciprocate.

Those are dangerous thoughts, though, and so Jesse moves on.

5. A key.

He closes his eyes and feels sick, rubs the teeth of the key in his pocket. He wants to give it to Andrew, to share this piece of his life – but Andrew doesn’t even stay here all that often (only that’s a lie, he’s there every time he’s not filming except for the past month, and that was to go home) and Andrew doesn’t love him like Jesse does.


He decides on Doctor Who and finishes wrapping it, adds a card, leaves it by the door because he doesn’t want to think about it again, doesn’t want to decide that it’s not good enough.

He’s going to give Andrew the gift and take him out to dinner and maybe they’ll be okay, maybe they’ll be able to laugh.


Jesse’s going to tell him, too, sometime. Soon. He has to.


Andrew shows up later that day, and he’s wide smiles and loud laughter and Jesse loves him so, so much. Andrew’s pitching forward and enveloping him in a hug and Jesse’s whispering “I missed you” because it doesn’t sound as pathetic as what he wants to say.

(I love you, please don’t leave me. Love me back. Love me back.)

And they’re at dinner, then, and Andrew’s grinning like his face is going to break and Jesse’s missed this. He’s missed Andrew’s hand on his shoulder and Andrew offering Jesse bites of his meal and Andrew’s leg pressed against his.

Jesse knows that this thing is just him, but it’s so easy to pretend, with Andrew.

When they get home, he gives him the box set and Andrew crows and Jesse thumbs the key and doesn’t give it because it’s the key to more than the apartment.

(Okay, now he’s never going to think anything that cheesy again.)


It’s later, when Jesse’s nearly asleep, when it happens.

Andrew’s sleeping in the guest bedroom – and that’s where Jesse left the list, fuck, and Andrew’s walking inside the room with it in his hand and he has a look of disgust or something on his face and Jesse is freaking out.

“A key?” he asks, and his voice is wet and broken and Jesse’s heart clenches because Andrew wasn’t supposed to find out like this, wasn’t supposed to have to break Jesse’s heart on his birthday because while Andrew doesn’t want him he does love him and that would hurt the both of them.

Jesse just nods. “Yeah.” He’s going for broke.

And then Andrew’s on the bed, on Jesse, and looking at him with such fondness in his eyes that Jesse feels a bit dizzy, and then they’re kissing, teeth clicking together, nipping at lips, and Jesse’s hands are in Andrew’s hair and yes, yes, yes, this is everything he wants.

“I – can’t – believe – you –” Andrew’s sighing out, nipping at Jesse’s neck, and Jesse can only nod, smile, because he can’t believe it either but he’s willing to let himself try.

“Fuck, I just –” Andrew breathes, “I just want – you, please, anything.”

Jesse’s staring at him because how could he ever deny him anything?

“Yes,” he says, “yes, anything, Andrew, yes.”

And then they’re on each other again, insistent, and Jesse hasn’t told him a thing but he doesn’t need to because they understand each other and it’s the most beautiful thing Jesse’s ever been a part of.

“I love you,” Andrew moans out, teeth locked around a nipple, “and I know you’re not supposed to say it but – fuck –” because Jesse’s moving his hips, rolling them upwards, and they don’t speak for a long while.

“I love you, too,” Jesse says, smiling, kissing Andrew’s thigh and then everything sort of goes black and it’s hands in Jesse’s hair and Andrew’s perfect mouth making the perfect sounds and Andrew’s coming down Jesse’s throat, and it’s perfect.

birthday wishes - 3/3


Later, Andrew will wake up before Jesse and smile, bury his nose in his hair, and be so, so grateful that this happened, that it’s finally happened.

Jesse will wake up and Andrew will kiss his stupid adorable mouth and they’ll laugh at each other in the twilight of the dark room.

Andrew will love and be loved and it will be perfect.


Re: birthday wishes - 3/3

ugh, this was just so sweet and lovely and neurotically adorable. a key, no wonder andrew was so touched. \o/

Re: birthday wishes - 3/3

This was too adorable! Exactly what my mind wants to believe happened for Andrew's birthday today. <3


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I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE PROPER WORDS! Thank you so much. This was cute and lovely and sweet and A MILLION OTHER THINGS WHICH I LOVE COMPLETELY! :') It was perfect and I am SO FREAKING HAPPY that you filled it. You are wonderful and your writing is positively fantastic.

:D ♥

Re: birthday wishes - 3/3

This is perfect.

Re: birthday wishes - 3/3

If you can't be cheesy on Andrew Garfield's birthday, when can you be? So sweet! Loved it. thanks!