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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.




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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Mark/Eduardo, attempted courtship

Mark tries to court Eduardo the old-fashioned way with flowers and chocolate. But every time he wusses out and gives the things to Eduardo with some lame excuse - the chocolate was in the bargain bin and he realized too late that they contained hazelnuts which give him hives, or he grabbed the flowers as the next best thing because the cashier didn't accept credit cards for purchases under 3 dollars.

And Eduardo is super-puzzled because he isn't used to Mark giving him anything and Mark is, like, "if you don't want them, I'll give them Dustin or Chris." Which makes Wardo go "noooo", tear the flowers out of Mark's arms and stuff his mouth full of chocolate and say "I love them." And Mark just shuffles his feet and it's awkward turtleness all around.

Fill - Fuck with the Stars 1/?

why am i doing this to myself gdi i still have a shit ton of wips to finish ;_;
if anyone else wants to fill, please do so!

There are only a few moments in Chris's life that he would say legitimately baffles him and those few things are largely attributed to the fact that he's rooming with possibly two of the most ridiculous people Chris has ever met in his life.

And Chris has been to Pride since he was barely fifteen so saying that Dustin and Mark baffles him more than the annually increasing confusion he gets from some of the Pride floats is bordering on impossible.

But then Chris once witnessed Dustin trying to scale the building in a tutu because he thought he was Spiderman (and Dustin wasn't even that high from one bong hit) so Chris doesn't really even try to compare.

Except when he walks into the suite on wednesday afternoon, he is greeted by rose petals on the floor, queued towards the direction of Mark's bedroom.

"Mark, da fuck's going on?" He rallies out, stomping his way to the seemingly innocent half-opened door of his roommate. "Mark why are the petals on the floo—whoa forget the flowers, what the fuck's wrong with your hair?"

Because did he get that rebonded what the fuck?

Mark reaches above his head and looks at Chris in confusion. "I straightened it"


"Because I wanted to see how it would look"


"To kill people. Why do people straighten their otherwise pube-like hair, Chris? How did you get into Harvard?"

Then Chris notices what Mark is wearing.

"WHOA wait, you're in trousers!"

"I didn't know that. Tell me more"

"Mark, you're in pressed trousers and your hair is straight! And... is that a Boss shirt?"

"By all means, state the obvious."

"Oh my god, do you have a date?"

Mark winces.

Chris gapes. "But. Wait. Don't you have plans with Wardo tonight? I heard him saying tha—" but Chris trails off when Mark's pokerface unpokerfaced itself. "—shit. No. Way. Really?"

Mark tries to shut the door at Chris's face and Mark may have the moves from Fencing, but Chris is a fucking panther. He slaps his palm against the door and pushes it open bodily. Mark, being the pocketsized person that he is, loses.

"No. Way."

"Stop repeating everything you're saying!"

"But Mark—"

"Why is this a shock to you?"

"Because seeing you like this is like seeing a naked mole rat grow blonde fur!"

"Like you? Chris, either get out or say something useful like wow Zuckerberg, you are a beast"

Then Mark brain seems to catch up with his mouth and he colours.

Chris doesn't even try to hide the fact that he cannot physically stop himself from laughing. "A beast? A BEAST?"

Chris was too busy laughing to stop a shoe from hitting his face.

Fill - Fuck with the Stars 2/?


"Okay, here's what you should do" Dustin chimes in after walking in on Chris giving Mark some instructions on what to do and what not to do. In this case, Chris just really reiterates the WHAT NOT TO DOs to save himself from effort.

Mark purses his lips in front of Chris's mirror because Chris made them walk in his own room where there's an actual mirror. "Why is everyone invested in this?"

"Because watching you cockblock each other from each other is painful," Dustin whinges out like a twelve year old.

"As much as I hate to agree with Dustin—"

"—aw Chris, why do you hate my genius?"

"—I really want to be able to hang out with you three without feeling enough sexual tension to make my own penis wilt"

If Mark is prone to groaning, he would probably doing so loudly at the moment. As it is, this is an emergency Kirklandites-Only meeting and they have barred the front door with the couch so Wardo wouldn't be able to get in (Mark gave him his key—awwwww—so locks are useless) if he tries to do so. There is also a reminder out that says something "HAVING SEX xoxoxoxoCHRIS" so Eduardo would back the fuck away.

"Can we please get to the part where you tell me how to do this so I could go back pretending I don't require your help?"

"N'awww Marcus"

"I'm not Marcus"


"Dustin," Chris cuts in before it escalades to another petty squabbling. "Alright, Mark, what do you have planned for tah-night"

Dustin giggles from tahnight, evidently remembering that this is the wardo-way of saying 'tonight'. Chris doesn't even understand himself.

Mark shrugs.

"Well first of all, we're getting your hair unstraight itself. But before that, where do you plan on taking Wardo?"


Dustin starts laughing uncontrollably. Chris's face scrunches with disgust and disbelief. "Mark, you can't take Eduardo to a fucking pizzeria on your first date!"

"It's not a date! Yet!"

They ignore him.

Chris pinches the bridge of his nose. "Alright, just let me handle this."

He pulls out his phone and starts making calls.

Fill - Fuck with the Stars 3/?

"Okay. So don't bring your laptop," Chris states magnanimously over the noise of the hair drier he's brandishing over Mark's head after making him wash the straight off. WASH. THE. STRAIGHT. OFF. Chris laughs at his own wit.

"What are you laughing about? And of course I won't bring my laptop"

"Nothing. Anyway. Don't bring your laptop. Don't talk about code. Don't think about your laptop and don't think about code."

"Bring flowers!" Dustin suggests as he reenters Chris's room after shoving the rose petals under the rug because they're disgustingly too gay, even for Chris. "Bring non-depetaled flowers"

Mark glares at him as best he could as Chris tries to make his hair look less like tangled telephone wires.

"And chocolates," Dustin continues on, immuned from Mark's glares.

"I don't think that's necessary," Chris interjects before applying a small drop of hair leave-in conditioner on his palm and rubbing it on Mark's hair. "But it can't hurt."

"Right. Flowers and chocolates. Anything else you got from the Disney you watched, Dustin?"

"Where did you get the Boss button down, by the way?" Chris interjects again.

"Wardo got it for me"

Dustin mock-swoons.

"It looks good on you. Wear it. But you need to wear shoes that do not expose your toes"

"I have shoes. Your forehead met it"

Chris winces at the bruise he got from earlier. He pulls Mark's hair rougher than necessary.

"I reserved you a seat at—"

"Chris. We're going to Noch's. That's final."




"Okay, where are you meeting Wardo?"


Chris tries not to shove Mark's face on the table.

Fill - Fuck with the Stars 4/?

He spends maybe a full hour on running around the Square to look for a place where they sell decent chocolates (fuck you, Dustin) then Mark makes his way to Noch's after illegally plucking a handful of flowers growing around the yard.

Eduardo waves him over from the farthest booth and Mark stumbles his way in, feeling stupid in his dress shirt and his jeans (a compromise so he wouldn't look too 'datey' if this doesn't end up well).

"Hey," he greets, posture awkward and stiff. A Mark Zuckerberg trademark etc etc.

"Hi Mark, I ordered for us"

"Oh, okay good, uh," Mark fumbles for the small box of chocolates he bought from Burdick's. "Here."

Eduardo looks at it like he doesn't know what it is.

"They're chocolates," Mark states helpfully.

"They're for me?"

Mark does not understand Eduardo's expression. "Um. Yeah they were on, uh, sale"


"Yeah I mean you love chocolates right? I don't know I think I heard you fighting with Dustin over one before and I thought, you know, since it's on sale I bought it for you so yeah I guess it's for you"

"Ok. Are those—" Eduardo pointedly looks at the flowers Mark grabbed from some garden.

"Oh, uh, yeah, you love flowers right? They remind me of you. Uh, here" Mark shoves the flowers against Eduardo's chest.

"Um. Hey yeah thanks"

An awkward silence follows. Then

"Are you wearing—Mark is that my shirt?"

Mark hears a gasp from some tables away and does not need to look over to know it's Dustin and Chris.


Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 4/?

*tries really hard not to headdesk* Oh Mark! Please tell me that when he said 'Wardo got it for me' what he meant wasn't 'I stole it from him'.

Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 4/?

OMG I can't stop laughing. Mark is beyond words... this is great. :)

Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 4/?

Oh my gosh... this is absolutely hillarious. WASH THE STRAIGHT OFF... oh Chris you're adorable.

Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 4/?

Chris and Dustin trying to get Mark ready for his date is the best thing ever. Love that he rejected Dustin's ideas to his face and then went out and got the flowers and chocolates:D MOAR!!!

Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 4/?

this is adorable, ohmygod marrrk.

Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 4/? - (Anonymous), 2011-08-18 09:38 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 4/? - michmush, 2011-08-18 08:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Fill - Fuck with the Stars 5/?

Mark is saved from giving another inadequate excuse by the waiter who places their pizza on the table with an exaggerated flair.

He winks at Mark.

Mark blinks.

"May I get anything else for you, boys?" he says, giving Mark another leery wink. Mark recognises him as someone Chris sometimes hangs out with (especially when they are in dire need of pizza) — James? Jacob? — which really solidifies his theory that Chris is a fucking asshole who can't leave other's businesses alone.

"No, thank you." Surprisingly (or not so surprisingly, since Mark rarely thanks someone), it's Eduardo who says this sounding a little flat. Mark turns his attention to him and he was surprised to see Eduardo's face looking slightly murderous. "You can leave us now. Right, Mark?"


"...if you need anything else," James/Jacob wiggles his eyebrows then looks at Mark's lips. "I'm just going to be at the—"

"Oh, Mark, you should always wear my shirt. You look good in it. James, would you please tell Mark he looks good in my shirt?"

James/Jacob sends a feral smile at Eduardo's general direction before grudgingly nodding at Mark's person. He leaves quickly after that.

There's a choking sound from where Chris and Dustin are probably spying. Mark quickly looks over and sees Dustin stuffing his wrist in his mouth.

Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 5/? - xbriyeon, 2011-09-25 01:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Fill - Fuck with the Stars 6/?

sorry for the delay omg my ~writing prowess~ is apparently at the cleaners ;_;

"So..." Eduardo starts, looking relieved that James (apparently) left them alone. "thanks for the uh, flowers."

Mark shrugs and stuffs his face with pizza so he won't have to answer.

"You're wearing my button-down," Eduardo repeats, voice sounding like this particular thing is wonderful. Mark doesn't get it. Well, Mark means he doesn't get how Eduardo would think it's wonderful because, well, Mark gets it because Mark is strangely calm and relaxed and not-at-all-that-anxious when Eduardo's around. Or when he's wearing Eduardo's shirt. Whatever. Semantics.

"Yes, do you, I mean, it's not like you need it. You have three other shirts like this. I forgot to do my laundry. Whatever."

Eduardo scrunches his face in confusion. "But you did your laundry yesterday"


"Uh, I'm pretty sure you did."



Mark throws the crust of his pizza down the table and tries to change the subject because it's starting to get annoying. He clears his throat. "I like your... face"

Eduardo looks a little thrown off, mouth hanging agape and eyes blinking owlishly at Mark. He makes a confused sound. "My what?"

Mark repeats the compliment because that's what people who wants other people to like them; bullshit each other. Not that what Mark just said to Eduardo is bullshit because Mark really likes Eduardo's face. "I like your, uh, face. It's nice."

"Thanks? Uh, I like your face too?"

Mark tries to give Eduardo what Mark hopes is a smile (the one that usually makes Dustin hop over furniture to squeeze his face whilst making cooing noises). From the look on Eduardo's face, Mark thinks he might just look a little constipated. He stops trying to smile then asks Eduardo about his day.

Eduardo stills looks a little bewildered but starts talking anyway.

It's half an hour later that Eduardo stops talking (Mark mostly grunts and nods and gives his input in some places) looking apologetic and embarrassed.

"Sorry," he murmurs, scratching the back of his neck.

Mark is confused. "What are you sorry about?"

"Uh, talking?"

"Why? I like listening to you, you're one of the few people who makes sense."

It gets a blinding grin from Eduardo. And yeah, Mark doesn't get why telling the truth merits that kind of a smile but Mark's willing to do it again if he gets the same reaction.

A wait staff (thankfully, not James) bustles close with a lighted candle in a clear glass. "Here, to make it more romantic,"

Someone snickers.

Mark's going to kill Dustin.

Eduardo leans forward and shoots the girl a smile that makes Mark want to punch things. "Oh no no, we don't—" he stammers, flailing out a hand to stop the girl from placing the candle on the table.

The girl looks at Mark. Mark looks back.

"There's no need for a candle, sorry, hey, this isn't a date—" but it sounds like a question at the end when Eduardo sees Mark's face. "Right?"

Mark shrugs.

"Oh my god"


"This is a date?"


"You're—oh. The flowers. The chocolates. I—"

"Well if you don't want them," Mark grunts, standing up and leaning forward to snatch the offensive things away. Eduardo clambers up and clutches them to his chest. "I'm gonna—"

"No, no hey, I like them I'm just—this is a date?"

"Well if you don't want to date him, I'll gladly take your place."

They turn their attention to James who appears to be leaning on the counter, smiling creepily at Mark.

Eduardo growls and motions for Mark to sit down. Mark does a little hesitantly. Eduardo does the same and motions the same waitress closer.

He gives Mark smile and doesn't look away as he pointedly places the candle on the table.

Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 6/? - xbriyeon, 2011-09-25 02:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 6/? - ohnvm, 2011-09-25 02:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 6/? - (Anonymous), 2011-10-01 08:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Fuck with the Stars 6/? - (Anonymous), 2011-11-13 09:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)


filled here!

Re: unspoken

That was too adorable! Love Mark trying to be romantic and fumbling his way through traditional courtship rituals b/c it's something Wardo would want. And the side of Dustin/Erica was lovely. Great fill!

Re: unspoken - rumpledlinen, 2011-08-18 11:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: unspoken

I really liked this, and the Erica/Dustin was so great :):)!

Re: unspoken - rumpledlinen, 2011-08-18 11:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)