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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.




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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Sean, voyeurism, possible crack

It's not like Chris wanted to see Eduardo and Sean fuck. Ew. But Jesus, the intern's asleep with his girlfriend in Chris' bed and he's thirsty and it's not his fault they're fucking on the couch like idiots. Like really hot, stupid, horny, insatiable idiots. Fuck, Sean has such a good body. And Eduardo gives amazing head, Chris knows from experience, and fine, so he, like, watches. Just a little bit. He has to take showers afterwards, because he feels so dirty. (And maybe because he comes once or twice, with a hand down his boxers. That's between him and the laundry room.)

Or, like, okay, Dustin knows that technically it is not an invitation, that Sean left the door of his bedroom part-way open and he can just see, like, half of Eduardo's ass and Sean's thighs splayed open, but Mark made them delete all their porn to free up space for Facebook stuff and he's fucking horny, alright? And Eduardo gets so fucking loud when he's on top, and he whimpers stuff like "oh god get in me christ touch me, fuck, come in me-" so technically, he's like, inviting Dustin into the room, kind of?

Ugh, fuck, he's going to hell.

(um just like, the one where eduardo and sean fuck SO MUCH that everyone in the palo alto house - and others, like sean's exes, dustin's parents, peter fucking thiel, random passerby, UPS guys, the mailman - have all seen/heard/watched them have sex. make it cracky, angsty, an AU, whatever, as long it is chock full of PORN.)

Re: Eduardo/Sean, voyeurism, possible crack

So I'm considering filling this and I'm wondering if you'd be opposed to um, threesome-type things being thrown in there as well.



Fill, kind of, 1/2

this is fluffy and takes place in a vaguely defined AU where the dilution doesn't happen, sean and eduardo eventually get married and have a bunch of tykes runnin' around and everyone is happy and mark babysits and nothing hurts. :DDDD IDK




Dustin is honestly, honestly on the verge of pounding on the wall that separates his and Sean's room, because Christ, this can't be healthy, it's like- the third time, tonight.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh-" Eduardo pants, voice rising, and Dustin buries his face in his pillow.

"Fuck," Sean says, voice low and hot. "God, just like that, Eduardo. Hell yes."

Just like that, ugh. Everything about this entire experience is unfair. And stupid, and inappropriate, and hot, and unfair.

And hot?

Dustin snakes a hand down to his dick, presses it down. "Stop it," he hisses, to his erection, to the little live porno going on next door, but unsurprisingly, neither thing listens to him.

No, that would be too fucking easy for poor Dustin fucking Moskovitz.

Instead Eduardo says, whines, more like, "Sean, God, there- oh, oh, fuck. Right there. Yes."

And that is absolutely fucking enough.

Dustin stands up and opens his door and pads into the hallway, because he's not gonna take this shit anymore.

It's louder in the hallway, somehow, and he doesn't realize til he's nearly in front of the door that it's half-open.

Of course no one else sleeps on the second floor. Of course Eric is on a twelve hour coding tear tonight and will be on the back porch until 2 PM tomorrow afternoon.

Of course Dustin's head is spinning, because he hasn't slept, really properly slept, in fifteen hours, and of course Sean's bed is perfectly in line with Dustin's view from the door, and of course-

He leans against the wall.

Swallows hard.

Eduardo is all- on top of Sean.

On his hips, and there is a steady blur of limbs, of low groans from Sean, and Dustin blinks, rubs his eyes-

Eduardo is riding him. Slow and rhythmic, dragging his hips up and down, Sean's cock slipping in and out of his ass, and Sean has his hands wrapped around Eduardo's skinny waist, just- holding him there, watching him work.

Fucking Christ.

Dustin doesn't even realize he's drooling until it spools onto his shirt, and he flushes, wipes his mouth, and swallows again, frantically, trying to ignore the insistent press of his dick in his boxers.

touch me!, it seems to be saying.

It says that a lot.

Dustin leans harder against the wall, stares without blinking, and Sean says, inside the room, voice shaky with lust, "God, that is- you're so fucking hot like this, Eduardo. You're so hot."

Eduardo just keeps bouncing, sliding slow and slick down onto Sean's cock, the muscles in his shoulder in back shifting, glistening with sweat.

He does look hot.

Dustin wants to lick his spine.

That's normal, right?

"I like your cock so much, Sean," Eduardo says, voice thick and rough and different than Dustin's ever heard it. It's- blatantly sexual, and if Dustin tried it it would sound ridiculous, but on Eduardo it just fits.

Dustin stares very hard at the dip of Eduardo's ass right before it swells, at the tan tight skin there, and fuck, he needs to touch himself.

"It feels so fucking good in me," Eduardo says next, and Dustin's face burns.

He slips a hand into his boxers, tugs on the slick head of his cock.

He's never fucked a guy before.

He's pretty damn sure he'd like it, if Eduardo- no, the guy, some hypothetical random guy, his mind corrects- rode him like that, all slow, and tight, and hot, gripping his dick and fucking milking him, and, oh, oh, shit-

He comes into his fist, biting his bottom lip to keep quiet, one knee nearly giving out, and hears, through the thick rush of blood in his ears, a long ragged groan.

Re: Fill, kind of, 2/2

"That feel good?" Eduardo whispers.

"So good, Eduardo, oh, fuck. You like my dick?"

No answer. Dustin looks up, and Eduardo is moving faster, the bed creaking-

His dick twitches, spent, in his palm, and he exhales hard.

"Oh fuck, yes. There we- fuck, Eduardo, you are so goddamn tight. You are so- oh- "

Dustin drags his eyes away when Sean's face twists in orgasm, looks down the empty stairwell, blinking hard, suddenly exhausted.

Oh, this is so fucking wrong.

There is a satisfied sigh, Eduardo's whisper of, "Fuck, Sean."

"Yeah," Sean murmurs back. "Can I pull out?"

A creak of the bed, and then of the floorboards, and Dustin realizes too late that Sean is closing the door, saying, amused, to Eduardo in bed, "I need a fucking lock on this thing-"

Dustin considers darting back into his room- but there isn't enough time, and then Sean is in the doorway, and Dustin looks away, stomach clenching, wincing.

Sean sees him.

His face goes from slack, grinning, to tight and closed-off in a split second.

He stares at Dustin and Dustin stares back, suddenly painfully aware of the quickly-drying come stain on his boxers.

"Um," he starts, and Sean shakes his head.

Slowly, he closes the door, keeping his eyes on Dustin, face unreadable, and Dustin falls back against the wall, exhaling hard.

"C'mere," he hears, soft, from inside, and a laugh-

He stumbles back into his room and collapses on the bed.

Thankfully, fucking finally, there is quiet in the room next to him.

He falls asleep pretty fast, but he dreams about it all night, and it leaves him unsatisfied and hard, when he wakes up too early to the sound of them, at it again, Eduardo whimpering breathily like Sean has his hand on Eduardo's cock, or his mouth, or maybe his fingers in his ass-

Dustin exhales annoyedly, stands up and steps into the hall, fully intending to tell them to keep it the fuck down, and-

The door is fucking open again.

Dustin narrows his eyes.

He- wouldn't - again-

That asshole.

He's doing it on purpose.

Dustin slips back into his room, blushing stupidly, and hears a knock on the wall, a sudden cry of "oh, God, Sean-"

He pulls a pillow over his head.

"Oh- oh- Dustin, oh, oh-"

He sits bolt upright.

"Oh, fuck you!" he calls, realizing, and suddenly there is a burst of laughter.

"Dustin, baby," Eduardo calls, voice choky with laughter.

"I lo-ove Dustin Moskovitz," Sean follows, in a little girl's voice.

"I hate you," Dustin says miserably, kicking the wall.

"You love us, that's the problem," Sean says, and Dustin's door opens.

Dustin looks up, glaring.

Sean grins, Eduardo tucked under his arm, head on Sean's shoulder, laughing into his neck.

"You're an asshole," Dustin says.

"Come down to breakfast," Sean says, tugging Eduardo closer. "We promise not to be indecent."

"We promise to try," Eduardo says sweetly, and Dustin raises his middle finger, clutching the pillow over his morning wood.

"I hate you," he repeats. "So much."

They laugh, and Sean closes the door behind them, calling, "Sorry we can't control our hotness, man-"

"Sean, shut up," Eduardo says, snorting, and Dustin flops back on the bed.


That's humiliating.

It doesn't stop him from jerking off, though.

When he comes downstairs ten minutes later, Eduardo looks up from his cereal and laughs.

"What?" Mark says irritably, barely looking up from his laptop, words muffled through a mouthful of peanut butter toast.

"Nothing," Eduardo says, and Sean squeezes the back of his neck, shoots Dustin a grin.

Dustin sits down, scowling, and grudgingly accepts the toast Sean pushes in front of him.


Stupid, hot, smug assholes.

Re: Fill, kind of, 2/2

all of the awards, anon. you are A+++++++.

such an awkward moment when dustin was caught by sean and i almost thought things had taken a turn for the angsty but then sean and eduardo just... omg. seriously, this is the greatest and i love you. ♥

Re: Fill, kind of, 2/2

I have such a weakness for riding fic, anon. And this whole set-up, where everybody is so okay and happy that they can even even mock Dustin about watching them? Gives me that nice, warm feeling in my stomach. (Yes, stomach, get your mind out of the gutter.)

And then they had a three some! (...Okay, so maybe the gutter was the right place after all.)

Re: Fill, kind of, 2/2

Favorite AU scenario ever! :)

Re: Fill, kind of, 2/2

Ugh, this is so funny and hot. You could write a whole series of stories like this, and I would read the shit out of them.