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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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Eduardo/Mark, GAP model

So when you think about Zuck, you tend to imagine this guy with a GAP hoodie+cargos+(fuckyou)flips flops, don't ya?

Well, the GAP company does, too. That's why they think it is a good idea to ask Mark to be their 2011 fall/winter model. And Mark, somehow, acceptes.

So now Wardo has to see that asshole everywhere, wearing the same hoodies he used to at Harvard, same jeans, and being so incredibly hot. As he has always been.

(Please sexy, fluffy, happy ending?)

you're everywhere, 1/?

Here you go, OP! This is fun to write. :) I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

Mark is bored.

That's why he accepts.

They call and he has literally nothing left to add to his site for this five minutes, has nothing that he's upset with, and so - when they offer him the job, a modeling job, he thinks why the fuck not?.

He doesn't think about it again until they call, two weeks later.

It's around then that he starts to think this might not be the best idea, but it's too late to back out now.


Mark doesn't hate modeling.

He hates being forced around and he hates wearing these outfits - the hoodies are way too small for him, okay, and these shoes are fucking ugly (though who's he to pass judgment on any clothes ever?) - but it's almost sort of fun. The lights are blinding and after a while, when he hears orders, he takes them.

He can hear the staff sigh in relief.

Smile. Turn your left - there. Tilt your head.

And then they hand him a computer and tell him to look like he's typing, to act as though that’s what he’s paying attention to – and they tell him to try to look sexy, but Mark cuts that off before the word’s out of their mouths.

He goes home, and he doesn’t think about it again for a long while.

OP smiling like crazy :))))))))))

This start made my day, anon, so thank you! (i just had a shitty day but now that this is being filled i'll forget rl and be happy reading about our gorgeous Marky Mark :____ )

ty again! <3

Re: you're everywhere, 1/?

loving this ;D

Re: you're everywhere, 1/?

um this is amazing plz continue

you're everywhere, 2/?

<3 You're all wonderful, thank you so much! :D

It's a week later before they call him.

"We have everything ready, Mr. Zuckerberg," they say (and really, no one fucking calls him that anymore, no one that knows him, at least) "and we're waiting for your approval."

And he rolls his eyes but agrees, and flips through the pictures they send him with a lackluster hand, because really, he doesn't give a fuck. He's going to look terrible in all of them.

Except--and this is a thought he doesn't have often--except he doesn't look terrible. He almost looks good--the clothes suit him, he supposes, and he doesn't know that sort of thing well but he knows something--he recognizes the look on his face. It's a look he's felt a hundred thousand times, the look of concentration, and he doesn't look half bad.

He approves the pictures and they tell him that in three months' time, he's going to be on the cover of the fall/winter issue, and he's stopped paying attention by this point.

It's only when they're saying goodbye that he thinks he should possibly have listened more closely, but he pushes that thought to the side.


It wasn't on purpose that he didn't tell Chris and Dustin. It's just--he's got a lot on his plate, okay, and there aren't many things that either of them could say that could trigger the thought of Oh, right, I'm on the cover of a catalog.

So when Dustin comes in, waving the issue of GAP magazine or whatever the fuck they call it, Mark groans.

He slams it down on the desk. "Do you want to explain this?"

Mark shrugs. "Why do you have that?"

He ignores this. "Why are you on the cover? Oh my god, you're so cute. You're a model!"

"I'm not--"

"You know who's going to flip?" Dustin asks, whipping out his phone, ignoring Mark's protests. "Wardo."

Mark groans. "Please don't bring him into this." It's got a bite, the words, and Dustin stares at him with something like fondness on his face.

"I'm not--okay."

Mark rolls his eyes. "It's just--I don't--I can't have him knowing. Not--we don't talk. Please."

Dustin nods. "All right, Mark. All right."

Mark is sort of stupid, but he thinks that's the end of it.

Re: you're everywhere, 2/?

Love this!<3333333

Please continue! I'm so excited!!;)

Re: you're everywhere, 2/?

Mark, you precious thing, you didn't really think that was the end of that, did you? Oh, you beautiful idiot.

Yeah, you and your amazing story almost killed me. *shrug* NBD.


Re: you're everywhere, 2/?

awww.... mark you are cute *hug*

Re: you're everywhere, 2/?

ohohoho, cannot wait to see Eduardo's reaction. ;D


OH MYYY, thank you for still be filling this, i had no internet for a while and i couldn't comment this paaart. ty ty ty, i'm desperately waiting for more to come :)

you're everywhere, 3/?

daifjdaio;fhjaig your comments oh lord you are all so very wonderful! <3 <3

Mark really shouldn't have thought it was the end of it.

He gets an e-mail from Eduardo, short and to-the-point.

Did you ask Dustin to send me your pictures?

Mark can feel the forced indifference off of the words, and he winces a bit before responding.

No. Of course not. I specifically asked him not to mention it to you.

Does this mean we're not on speaking terms?

It's three days before he gets an answer.

We'll see.

Mark feels something akin to hope at that, but he doesn't say anything; he's already chewed Dustin out about the pictures. He hopes Eduardo won't shut him out, might continue talking to him - but a week passes by, and then two, and Mark's forced to realize that he's not getting anything else, that Eduardo is forever Eduardo, never to be Mark's Wardo again.


Chris sits down on the edge of the desk. "You should model more often."

Mark raises an eyebrow. "Is that a come-on? Because I'm not interested."

Chris rolls his eyes. "No, Mark. I'm just - these were good, okay?" He holds up the magazine. "It might get rid of this image people have of you as a total bastard, if you did more things like this."

"Because whether or not I model has to do with my personality."

"You and I both know that it doesn't, but the public isn't the same. They see you as cold and callous and unless you do something to change that they're going to keep thinking along those lines. And so is Wardo."

"Please," Mark says, because he's had enough of this, "don't bring him into this."

"I'm serious."

"I know you are." Mark shakes his head. "I'll think about it, all right? I promise. I'll consider it. Is anyone even interested?"

Chris nods. "Your assistant has a list. Ask her for it, look it over. Try, Mark."

Mark nods.

He'll try.

Re: you're everywhere, 3/?

wonderful update, anon <3

and adflgkflkg aww at the always Eduardo, never to be Mark's Wardo again part. T-T

more modelling for Mark = me gusta xD

Re: you're everywhere, 3/?

go Mark, go ^o^/*

OP - julesmind, 2011-09-24 05:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)

you're everywhere, 4/?

Mark tries.

He calls all of them back (or, rather, gets his assistant to) and sets up appointments and he supposes he's a model now, which is really fucking odd but also somewhat flattering.

And they're for all sorts of magazines - for Sears and some sporting goods store and, of course, a computer magazine, and they have Mark with four different computers, none of which work, and he thinks that he'd rather be coding.

And he learns how to dress and he gets free clothes, and when people take pictures of him on the street, he looks better, if he's being objective.

Eduardo shows up at the office, one day, and Mark tries to smile at him but Eduardo won't meet his eyes.

And that stings - but Mark has more to do, more things to model and he doesn't spare Eduardo any thoughts other than as he's going to sleep.

He doesn't let himself think about what could have been, what might be coming, and he barely notices when Eduardo stays more often, when he's in the office more often.

At least, that's what he tells Chris and Dustin.

The thing is - it's difficult to do much of anything when Eduardo's around, because even though they don't speak anymore, they were once best friends and Mark, at least, can't forget that.


He gets back from a shoot, one day, and he's fucking exhausted but he had to come in, couldn't justify missing an entire day, and Eduardo's sitting on the edge of Chris' desk, but as soon as he sees Mark, he stands, face stony, and leaves without a word.

Mark feels a strange sort of emptiness at this - but it's not strange at all, he thinks, and - well, yes, that's sad.

Chris offers a shrug and a half-smile and Mark feels silly in his too-tight clothes and make-up.

He doesn't know how to do fashion but he does know one thing.

He throws himself into his code, and he forgets about Eduardo.

Well, almost forgets.

also: - (Anonymous), 2011-10-05 11:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: you're everywhere, 4/? - leladancer18, 2011-10-06 12:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: you're everywhere, 4/? - ohnvm, 2011-10-06 03:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: you're everywhere, 4/? - xbriyeon, 2011-10-07 12:34 am (UTC)(Expand)