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The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Mark. girl!Mark

Oh god, tipsy anon is shameless

So girl!Mark has pretty big tits and Wardo thinks about coming on them. A lot. Maybe it happens or just a fantasy he has?

I'm a dream divine; we make love together- 1a/1?

IDEK, I just wanted to post something because this prompt is AMAZING. I have about 4 more parts, but I don't really know if I'll post, I guess it just depends on if the OP likes? Sorry if it's not what you had in mind, but the other parts definitely get more smutty.

The thing is, nobody knows that Mark has boobs. She's always wearing baggy sweaters and too big t-shirts. Eduardo had always suspected it though, he'd been close enough to her while she dove around him- even occasionally under him, but he tries not to think of that around people because getting a fucking semi while hanging out with Dustin and Chris is pretty much his worst nightmare -to get to her laptop, so he definitely felt them. He just didn't know how utterly fucked he was until the day thefacebook went live.

'There is obviously something wrong with her', he thinks as he watches her sway a bit, back and forth at her desk. "Mark?" he asks again, standing up and walking over to her because seriously, 'what the fuck?' He can hear the concern in his voice, ignores it as he reaches a hand out and places it on her shoulder. She spins around in her computer chair without warning, forcing him to take a step back, and then is out of the chair just as fast.

"Oh god, Wardo," she groans and starts lifting her GAP hoodie above her head. There's just one problem, her shirt is coming up with the sweater and all Eduardo can see is the temptingly smooth skin of her stomach as the tops are pulled higher and higher. Mark either doesn't care or meant to take both articles of clothing off, because she continues talking and doesn't attempt to pull down the shirt.

"Please, please shut the fuck up," she finishes, her voice muffled as her head is covered by layers of cotton.

Then all of a sudden she's shirtless and her breasts are right there and amazing and covered by only a plain, sleek black bra and holy fuck she's trying to kill him, isn't she?

Eduardo lets out a strangled sound and it's completely involuntary, but he can't seem to look away from Mark, his best friend who is now pulling off her jeans to reveal the boxers she always wears underneath that particular pair of baggy pants. He can't look away and it's a problem and all he can think is 'what the fuck is she doing what the fuck is she doing what the fuck is she doing' because apparently seeing Mark's breasts have just made him an even bigger idiot for her.

Re: I'm a dream divine; we make love together- 1b/1?

COMMENT LIMITS! GAH! Also, inspired by every Peaches song out there because it's the ultimate music to listen to when writing smut.

Mark, however, is not bothered by this situation at all and just pulls back the comforter on her bed and slumps down under it before curling up on her side in that way she does that is usually adorable but is now just distracting because it somehow makes her boobs look even better and bigger. All Eduardo wants in this moment is to mark them, to suck on the undersides and lap teasingly at the nipples and muffle his groans into them, open-mouthed and panting harshly into her chest, all the while just trying to get his mouth on as much of them as possible.

He would be worried about the hard-on he rapidly started sporting, but Mark's already closed her eyes.

"I'm fucking exhausted," she says, tucking further into herself and finally covering her body fully and yes Eduardo can look away now, can but doesn't because Mark's still talking and now she looks adorable. So. Yeah, he just doesn't, okay?

"Wake me up in exactly an hour," she demands, opening her eyes again to glare at Eduardo. It's pretty impressive considering she looks like she's about to pass the fuck out.

"Yeah, sure thing," he lies, there's no way he's waking her up until she's gotten at least 6 hours of sleep. Wow, look at that his voice is actually kind of steady. Huh.

"I'm serious, Wardo. I need to check traffic and keep the site running, it's only just gone up so I need to work at it still. Also, if I'm not awake in an hour I will kill everything you love," Mark threatens, eyes closed again, as Eduardo makes his way out of her room and to the common room.

He hums in response and leaves her door open as he settles into the couch with an Econ textbook. Thirty minutes later and he still hasn't read a single word. He honestly can't stop thinking about Mark's boobs and everything he wants to do to them. He feels a little bit perverted and a lot guilty considering Mark's just in the next room, so he shifts in his seat, wills down the erection that pressing solidly up in his slacks, and tries to keep all thoughts of palming Mark's breasts, biting at them, out of his mind.

Another 30 minutes and he's in the suite's bathroom. It's an hour after thefacebook went live, the exact moment he's supposed to be waking up his gorgeous, genius best friend who sleeps in the next room, when Eduardo Saverin comes in his fist, biting down on his other hand and thinking about Mark's lips on his dick and his come splattering across her breasts.

Re: I'm a dream divine; we make love together- 1b/1?

not op but i love it. brilliant, mark being a tease without even knowing it. hope you decide to post all 4 parts.

Re: I'm a dream divine; we make love together- 1b/1?

hot so far! i really hope you post more soon! <3

Re: I'm a dream divine; we make love together- 1b/1?

love it. please post more soon!

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Re: I'm a dream divine; we make love together- 1b/1?

op here!
I like where this is going! I like the whole no one realizes Mark has breasts thing. And a black bra? hot :3
please do post more! <3

Re: I'm a dream divine; we make love together- 1b/1?

Hi, op here again~ just wanted to say I hope you continue this ♥