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It's Complicated: But sexy!


zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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[PART EIGHT]
sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS;


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.




FILLS;


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






[ARCHIVING]

[DELICIOUS]

[UNFILLED REQUESTS]

[FILLED REQUESTS]

[FLAT VIEW]


have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D



PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.
Tags:

mark/eduardo; mark is not impressed.

(Anonymous)
mark is secretly a certain delicious user (you know who i'm talking about, i just wasn't sure if i could mention the name lol). he spends his afternoons reading tsn fic and then viciously slaying them work in CAPSLOCK in the notes feature on delicious.

either he's in a relationship with wardo and he does this for kicks, or wardo will never forgive him so he's bitter and takes his anger on this poor fandom through his delicious. it's like, if he started fbook because of erica, he trolls fandom through delicious because of wardo, lol.

pm this is the opposite of all those ~mark finds tsn fic and dives into the fandom~ etc fics.

FILL (1/?)

(Anonymous)
Having administrative powers over the world's most popular social network was both a massive boon and the worst kind of curse, Mark sometimes thought. At times like this, at least, it was certainly an exercise in the art of self-flagellation.

Mark didn't understand why anyone would think a Facebook group for fans of a hypothetical sexual relationship between himself and Wardo, even a group whose content was locked to members only, was a good idea. After that stupid movie, didn't they understand that he had admin privileges over the whole site and could see everything they said and did? To be fair, he hadn't actually seen the movie so he had no idea if it made a complete hash of programming like Hackers or if it was actually handled intelligently, but still. People were so stupid.

It was with a sense of dawning horror that Mark browsed through the Wall posts, links, and entries on the "fuckyeahmarkandeduardo" page. Whatever wasn't directly on the page or visible in preview he opened in a new tab. Among the disturbing comments about the 'adorableness' of himself (unlikely), Eduardo (up for debate), and the two of them as a couple (too unlikely for words), there were links to all kinds of crap all over the page. Links to articles and interviews with people he presumed were the cast of the movie, links to tumblr accounts (including the eponymous "fuckyeahmarkandeduardo.tumblr.com"), but weirdest of all were the dozens of links to what appeared to be erotica stories starring himself and Wardo in impossible situations. He left those open in tabs, but didn't investigate them too carefully. It was all far too creepy.

Mark sipped his evening coffee and checked the time. He'd gotten home at eleven, positively early for a Wednesday night, and it was now nearing 3 AM. He had an advertiser meeting at 8 that he'd been positively assured he absolutely couldn't get out of. He'd just wasted four hours very carefully not looking at porn about not-himself. Going to bed at 3 and getting up at 7 didn't pose a problem back when he was in college, but he was 27 now (did that really qualify as "getting old"?) and his body didn't cooperate with the whims of his brain like it used to. He couldn't just wire in for days at a time anymore. He had to sleep and eat and bathe, all those annoying things required for health and homeostasis.

Mark saved his tabs (he didn't think too hard about that decision) and shut down his laptop. Time to rejoin the real world, where people were at least sane enough not to propose to his face that he and Wardo had been doing the nasty on the couches in Kirkland.

Re: FILL (1/?)

Nice beginning anon. I approve (not that you need my approval or anything).

FILL: LOUD STRANGER (2/?)

(Anonymous)
The next day, Mark showed Chris the fan group and duly expressed his horror over it. "I mean seriously, what is this shit? Why do people want to read this?"

Chris, however, was not a satisfactorily commiserative. Point of fact, he literally just shrugged it off. "Yeah, people do this stuff all the time. It's the internet. Didn't you know about this already?"

Mark didn't mention it to anyone else after that, not wanting confirmation of the fact that he was overreacting and things like this were to be expected as the price of greatness, or some bullshit. By the time he got home at one in the morning, he'd even mostly forgotten about the whole thing. And if he'd gone to bed when he got home that night like a normal person, rather than getting on his laptop to check the site status one more time and generally be a controlling dick, things might have ended there.

Instead, however, he slumped into his desk chair with a cup of coffee, turned on his laptop, and was greeted by three or four dozen browser tabs full of fictional gay romance.

In retrospect, Mark would never be sure why he started reading the erotica story in the first open tab. Maybe it was like rubbernecking -- some horrible urge to drink down misfortune, an inability to look away from an explosion or the scene of a wreck. Whatever it was, this shit was just bad. For one, Eduardo had never spoken like this in his life. As far as Mark knew, at least. They hadn't really talked after the settlement. But secondly, Mark had it on pretty good authority (his own) that penises did not work that way.

Mark closed the tab abruptly when it became clear that there was going to be buttfucking going on and nobody had thought to involve lube. Mark wasn't too clear on the whole process of anal sex, but he was reasonable certain that was an important component. It was painful to think about, much less read supposedly arousing sex scenes about. Sex scenes starring himself. Taking it in the ass.

Another tab came up as soon as he closed the first. This new page was some sort of anonymous forum post full of links to favorite and least favorite erotic stories, with loving and flowery (or angry and cutting, for the least favorite) descriptions of each. Not entirely sure why he was doing it, although it was probably the internet rubbernecking at work, Mark clicked on one of the links with particularly negative commentary. He just couldn't understand how these people could think this shit was okay.

This, it turned out, was just the start of a downward spiral Mark later wouldn't be able to explain honestly even to himself.

Re: FILL: LOUD STRANGER (2/?)

:DD

Re: FILL: LOUD STRANGER (2/?)

(Anonymous)
My God. I love that!!!!:D
Already F5-ing

Mark reading fan fictions secretly. Hummmmmm.

Re: FILL: LOUD STRANGER (2/?)

ok, I'm quite a faithful follower of who I think the anon is referring.
A lot of times I agree (we also have a lot of fandom in common) and sometimes I'm all "wtf, hell no, I love it!/wtf, this is shit, you made me waste minute of my life" (LOL, sorry).

Now dear author, you ruined it a little for me, but whatever xD


Re: FILL: LOUD STRANGER (2/?)

(Anonymous)
"This, it turned out, was just the start of a downward spiral Mark later wouldn't be able to explain honestly even to himself."

Isn't that more or less how we all ended up here on the kinkmeme?

Seriously tho', this fic is epic XD Can't wait to read more! <3

Re: FILL: LOUD STRANGER (2/?)

ohgod, this is hysterical

Re: FILL: LOUD STRANGER (2/?)

(Anonymous)
LOL! Priceless!

(But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD could someone confirm that there isn't in fact a Mark/Eduardo Facebook group. PLEASE.)