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The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
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♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
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NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Mark, suddenly-a-girl!Eduardo, first-in-lust-then-in-love!Mark

Suddenly-a-girl!Eduardo (through a rare-but-not-that-uncommon disease or something). Mark never looked at male!Eduardo that way, and he wouldn't ever have thought at female!Eduardo that way either (so Eduardo's hot, big deal, Eduardo has always been conventionally attractive), but then Dustin drunkenly says also, Wardo's now totally a virgin again, and Mark just snorts, and maybe pities his best friend (depending on setting, ex-best friend) because, yeah, men are pigs and the turned tend to get objectified spectacularly . But the thought won't leave him, and he starts to picture it, and dream of it, and before he knows he's head over heels in lust with Eduardo and just really needs to know what she looks like (and how do you tell someone you'd like to watch them masturbate, you'll even buy them a vibrator? though he suspects that if he were to watch he wouldn't be satisfied unless he got to touch). And just when he's come to terms with being in lust with Eduardo, the hot woman, which is okay because Wardo is just that hot, he realises he's also started to dwell on things that are pure Wardo, exasperating and frustrating and endearing and cute and. Mark is screwed. The fact that Dustin has already asked Wardo if he can have her magical virginity, pretty please, and half of the men he knows have asked the same, more or less subtle, is not helping either.

Eduardo's father, for whom his son could never work hard enough and be successful enough, has different ideas for his daughter and talks about her quitting that school nonsense and stop making him look bad, Eduardo is already in her twenties, an old friend of his from Brazil has a son, impressive young man, who would be a good match, or the CEO of a company he has been meaning to get into business with who is the right age to marry and start a family, Eduardo looks nice enough and that way she'd finally be doing something to make her parents proud.

Whether or not the change is permanent or can be reversed is up to anon, though I'd love the conflict potential of a possible cure. Like a treatment that might or might not take (maybe with some risks and side effects), but that is also being frowned upon in some circles, like pregnancy out of wedlock or abortion. Eduardo wants to take it, at least try it, but his father is strongly opposed (the shame, the shame), and then suddenly there's the problem of Mark, who might only like female!Eduardo that way - hey, he never looked at male!Eduardo twice.

you mean so much to me - 1/?

oh, dear. i've been meaning to write a genderswap fic! i hope you enjoy it. :)

Mark's coding.

He's always coding, but he's seeing spots, and his vision is fuzzy - and so he lets himself be dragged to the bed by warm, soft hands. He wraps an arm around Eduardo (because of course it's Eduardo) and nods off, too tired to care.

"Good night," is the last thing he hears.


He wakes up and there's hair tickling his face - and not Wardo's, but long, soft hair.

He opens his eyes and lets out a shout, because holy shit, there's - it was supposed - and there's a fucking girl in his bed.

(This doesn't happen often - he'd remember it, shit.)

He pokes the girl. "Hello? What are you doing in my bed?"

The girl opens her eyes (they're dark, and Mark thinks she could be Wardo's sister) and wrinkles her nose. "Mark? Why - I thought you weren't going to wake me up."

"What are you talking about? Who are you?" And, okay, maybe his voice is slightly panicked.

She rolls her eyes, sitting up all the way, and she's wearing - the same t-shirt Wardo was wearing last night.

Mark swallows. No.

"I know you were coding for a long time but that doesn't give you the right to fucking forget your best friend."

And, yeah, that sounds just like Eduardo.

Mark shakes his head, and leaves.


Eduardo - is that even her name? - comes out of the room after a moment, eyes wide. "Tell me I don't look like a girl."

"Wait, you mean Mark actually scored?" Dustin asks, and he's grinning with a mouthful of Cheerios. He holds up a hand to Mark. "And she's hot, too."

"That's Eduardo," Mark says, and his voice is flat.

"Will someone tell me what the fuck is going on?" not-Eduardo shouts, putting her hands on her hips.

Mark swallows, and that's sort of really hot.

Stop. This is Wardo.

"I think I heard about something like this happening before - it's rare, but it's possible."

"What, me becoming a girl?" and, yeah, angry girl Wardo is really hot.

Mark nods.

Wardo shakes her head. "This - I can't do this."

"Yes, you can. It might wear off, and if it doesn't, well, you'll get used to it," Mark says, voice still flat. He'd - it's not that he doesn't care, it's that there's no point in helping if it can't be undone.

Wardo looks as though she's about to cry, and Dustin's out of his seat in an instant, giving her a hug. "There, there," he says, and he rubs her back.

"Please stop, you're making me uncomfortable," comes the decidedly less tearful voice.

Dustin pulls away, nodding at her, clucking his tongue. "We'll help you, honey. Of course we will."

"We can't, that's the point," Mark snaps, because why doesn't anyone listen to him? "We have to wait it out."

"I'm stuck like this?" Wardo shrieks, and, okay, she's definitely not a guy now.

"There are worse things to be stuck as," Dustin points out, and is he checking her out?

Wardo punches him.

Maybe she's not too different.

Re: you mean so much to me - 1/?

Not the OP, but thank you! This is great!

Re: you mean so much to me - 1/?

Lol, love the Orlando-style wtf-random-change and poor Eduardo's reaction.

Re: you mean so much to me - 1/?

Loving this so far, hope there's more!