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It's Complicated: But sexy!


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[PART EIGHT]
sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS;


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.




FILLS;


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






[ARCHIVING]

[DELICIOUS]

[UNFILLED REQUESTS]

[FILLED REQUESTS]

[FLAT VIEW]


have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D



PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.
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[RPF] Andrew/Jesse - - - Doing each other's hair

(Anonymous)
Can we get a short fluffy oneshot/drabble/something of either Jesse doing Andrew's hair or Andrew doing Jesse's? Or both? You know - when Jesse's hair is straight or when Andrew's hair has product in it.
Including fond mussing about and stroking and tender kisses and gushing? Or is that too sickeningly teeth-rottingly fluffy? Hehehe

FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 1/3

(Anonymous)
i've lurked for ages but this is the first thing i've ever posted on the meme. ay caramba. I HOPE THIS SATISFIES YOUR WANT FOR CHEESY HAIR-PLAY FLUFF. jfklskalfjksk!
(the title comes from the song 'bluish' by animal collective.)
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The first day of October is a cold, lazy one. It’s one o’clock in the afternoon and Jesse’s still in his pajamas, a hoodie and navy blue cotton pants that hang low on his slender hips, sprawled across a good three-quarters of the couch watching a terrible acted but strangely addictive foreign soap opera on the television. He’s so comfortable and drowsy that he hardly notices the sudden pressure on his tailbone that is Andrew’s bony behind sitting on top of him.

Andrew is sitting on his butt. There’s a joke about laziness somewhere in there that Jesse’s too tired to work out.

“You’re sitting on my butt,” he notes, voice half-muffled by the couch cushion he’s practically inhaling.

“You’re taking up all but half a sofa cushion. Emergency measures had to be taken,” Andrew shoots back, giggling. He reaches out a hand and playfully tugs at one of Jesse’s unruly curls, and that’s all it takes to startle Jesse into scrambling into an upright position, nearly knocking Andrew and the laptop in his hand onto the floor. Andrew retains his balance, though, and once Jesse’s settled himself against one of the arms of the couch, he’s already slumped in next to him, head tilted and leaning in the crook of Jesse’s neck. His fingers are clacking away at the laptop’s keyboard and there’s a smitten smile painted across his features. Jesse is more than a little interested in finding out what’s got his boyfriend so giddy, but Andrew’s head position is making it difficult for Jesse to turn his own head and see. He contemplates tickling Andrew into switching positions until he lets out a prolonged fond sigh that’s clearly begging for attention.

“Emphatic sighs again? Don’t tell me you’re practicing mooning over some actress for a role while you’re cuddling me,” Jesse only half jokes. When Andrew throws his head back to laugh, Jesse finally can move his own again and he angles it down to stare at the screen of Andrew’s computer. It’s a photo of them after the Golden Globes, arms slung around each other’s waists lazily. When he recovers from his laugh fit, Andrew’s grinning at it.

“Do you remember the Globes?” he asks dreamily, scooting as close as possible to Jesse. He moves the laptop so half of it is resting on Jesse’s thigh and half is on his own, and Jesse can’t fight his goofy grin when Andrew snuggles into his side, gripping his hoodie in large handfuls and settling his cheek against his collarbone.

Of course Jesse remembers the Golden Globes. They nearly forgot to go onstage at the Globes. Andrew stumbled over his words and erupted into a giggly mess at the Globes. Jesse asked Andrew to be his boyfriend at the Globes, which, come to think of it, was probably the cause of the former memories. Of course he remembers the Golden Globes.

“What kind of person do you think I am?” Jesse quips, curling his arm around Andrew’s back and pulling him even closer (if that is humanly possible) to his body.

“Not like that,” Andrew sighs, “though that was lovely. I mean your hair.”

Jesse crinkles his eyebrows together. “My hair?”

Much to his dismay, Andrew lifts himself from Jesse’s chest. Not to his dismay, though, Andrew shoves the laptop aside, straddles his lap, and pushes his hands through his hair. Andrew smiles that ridiculous, crinkly-eyed smile and smashes his lips to Jesse’s forehead, nuzzling his nose in the curls at Jesse’s hairline.

“It was straight… ish. It looked cute.” Andrew’s fingers are still carding through the perpetual bedhead and Jesse knows whatever stupid plan Andrew has running through his head is going to be impossible to say no to.

Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 2/3

(Anonymous)
He guesses that’s how he ends up sitting on the counter in the bathroom of their apartment fifteen minutes later, reading the safety directions on a recently purchased (seriously, Andrew actually ran down to the Walgreen’s on the corner to buy it once Jesse gave him permission to play with his hair) straightener. It’s pink, even, because as if Jesse doesn’t have enough things to feel emasculated about at the current moment in time, he’s about to get his hair done with a pink straightener. He notes, just in case, that he can easily electrocute himself by splashing water on the cord, if it really comes down to it.

Andrew strolls into the bathroom with a green bottle in his hands, looking far too happy. He squeezes some fruity-smelling stuff into his palms and stares right into Jesse’s eyes, grinning stupidly, before threading his fingers through the chestnut colored tresses, and okay, so it feels really good, if not completely embarrassing.

“See?” says Andrew, cupping the back of Jesse’s head with one large hand and massaging the serum into the waves there. “Not so bad, is it?”

It isn’t. It really isn’t. The scalp massage isn’t, at least, and Jesse mourns for it when Andrew wipes the excess heat protectant serum on a towel and reaches for the stupid pink straightener sitting next to his hip on the countertop.

Jesse never thought he’d envy a toothbrush, but he does, because his toothbrush does not currently have a steaming pink contraption of doom tugging through its bristles the way Jesse has the flat iron going through his mane.

“You have the prettiest hair,” Andrew remarks, flattening a curl with his fingers and then clamping it between the metal plates of the straightener and gently tugging it down.

“And yours is the most ridiculous,” Jesse grins, reaching up to tousle Andrew’s gravity-defying locks, but Andrew smacks his hand away lightly before he can even touch them.

“No touching the masterpiece. My hair is like a painting in the Louvre,” Andrew chuckles. Jesse is persistent though, and he tries again until Andrew clamps his hand around the other’s wrist. “Seriously, Jess! You’re going to get burnt if you’re not careful.”

Jesse drops his hands to his sides and decides he’s going to distract Andrew by other means. He reaches out and slides his fingers through the belt loops of Andrew’s jeans, tugging him close so his hips are parallel with Jesse’s. Andrew’s eyes go wide and he blinks a few times, eyeballing Jesse’s face with his most puzzled expression.

“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me,” he breathes, finally dropping the flat iron and pulling his arms around Jesse’s waist. “Aren’t you?”

There are a million things Jesse could do right now, and a lot of them creep over the PG-13 line, but he ignores them and opts for a G rating by leaping off of the counter, out of Andrew’s arms, and bounding back towards the couch. He hopes the soap opera is still on because he maybe sort of really wants to see if Mauricio is the father of Rosalinda’s baby, or if it’s Guillermo because Rosalinda’s kind of a tramp. He’s satisfied when he hears Andrew’s infectious laugh (and maybe a shout of “oh no you di-ent!”) echo down the hallway until the sound of socked feet pounding against the floor gets oh so close and stops abruptly.

Jesse thinks he’s in the clear until Andrew’s lanky body belly flops on top of his own, fingers digging into his sides and tickling mercilessly. “You little shit!” he’s laughing – no, he’s guffawing – and he’s adorably flustered. “Seducing me to get away! I hate you!”

“No, you don’t,” Jesse insists once he’s captured Andrew’s hands so they can no longer work their the devil’s tickling voodoo on his sides.

“I don’t,” Andrew whispers. The mood’s suddenly shifted from shriek and hysterical to soft and pin-drop quiet. Even the television can’t capture Jesse’s attention more than the gleam in Andrew’s big brown eyes. Andrew frees his hands, propping himself up with his right and caressing Jesse’s defined cheek with the back of his left. “I really do not hate you at all.”

Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 2/3

(Anonymous)
* work the devil's tickling voodoo
* shrieking

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR POSTING THIS WHEN I'M DYING OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION

Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 3/3

(Anonymous)
Jesse’s eyes lazily flick shut when Andrew’s lips descend on his. They’re warm and familiar tasting, still sweet like maple syrup from their late breakfast of Eggo waffles, and there’s really nothing Jesse can imagine that he could possibly want more in the world at the moment. They kiss slowly and fondly, loving tongues searching through familiar mouths like it’s the only thing they know how to do.

Andrew pulls back, lips wet and bright pink and curling into a crooked, toothy smile. “I love you,” he breathes, and it’s definitely not the first time Jesse’s heard it, but it makes his heart flop over in his chest the very same way it did all those months ago when Andrew first uttered the words. Jesse’s so ridiculously in love with Andrew, he doesn’t know what to do sometimes but remind him constantly of the fact.

“I love you, too,” he mumbles into the chocolate waves at the back of Andrew’s head. “I love you, I love you, I love you, even when you do dumb things like straighten my hair. I love you.”

Andrew ducks his head to bury it in Jesse’s shoulder, nose nuzzled under his hoodie and t-shirt, and kisses the milky skin there, and Jesse doesn’t even care that half of his hair is straight and the other half is some weird, fuzzy mess. He doesn’t even care who the father of Rosalinda’s baby is anymore. He’s perfectly content with the idea of kissing his boyfriend and never leaving the couch again.
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this was waaay too much fun to write

Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 3/3

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Our boys are too cute, well done anon, this story made me very happy indeed.

Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 3/3

(Anonymous)
thank you so much! i'm glad you liked it :)

Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 3/3

awww. this is super cute.

and extraextra happy points from me for a quote from the graduate. YESSS.

Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 3/3

(Anonymous)
thank you!
and happy points to you as well for catching it! i have a ridiculous amount of love for that film.

OP! Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 3/3

(Anonymous)
OP here! THANK-YOU SO MUCH FOR FILLING THIS. I was scrolling and saw my prompt had been filled and ALHE RHOESNG DLNFAE R I AM ALL FUZZIES AND WARM FEELINGS AND THIS IS A GOOD FEELING TO HAVE BEFORE I GO TO SCHOOL SO THANK-YOU!

It was brilliant and perfect and I loved the mention of the Golden Globes <3

Re: OP! Re: FILL: you curl your fists and you pull your hair 3/3

(Anonymous)
fsdklalkjsfd i'm sososo glad you liked it! YOU'RE WELCOME AND ALSO NOOO THANK YOU. <3

the globes were wonderful. i want to relive the fuzzies i had watching the globes, like, all the time.