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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



Eduardo/Mark prince!Mark

I've seen a few Royalty AUs where Eduardo is the Prince but I'd love to see a Royal Mark. Anything whatsoever would be fantastic, but here's a little idea I had.

Mark is not the next in line for the throne or anything - his father/mother is the King/Queen's younger sibling and his cousins are in line for the throne before him, so he may have the title of Prince but really, he prefers not to use it. And no-oone really knows what he looks like because when he was younger there was some security risk that meant his family moved away and all but disappeared from the public eye, so he attends Harvard sort-of incognito. And IDK but eventually the press finds out and Eduardo is all hurt and stuff happens? Whatever.

Re: Eduardo/Mark prince!Mark

Well for him to have the title of prince his grandparents through his father would have had to have been King/Queen when he was born.

I love the prompt though! I can see it - maybe Mark's cousin is getting married so Mark has to go to the wedding and he's just like "my cousin's getting married, I'll be back in a week" to Eduardo and Chris and Dustin but then they see him on TV/a newspaper in the royal wedding party labelled as Prince Mark and they're all WTFing all over the place. And Eduardo likes Mark in formal clothes.

Or, or Mark doesn't go to the wedding and there's some kind of terrorist plot that leaves Mark's dad as King and Mark as next in line to the throne.

Or maybe there's no royal wedding at all. What do I know, I'm just an anon. Please someone write this!

Re: Eduardo/Mark prince!Mark

So I used my family tree maker to design the hypothetical royal family (based on the Danish Royal family, so Mark will be Prince of DenMARK. I know, I am fucking hilarious) in this case. I WILL NOT WRITE THIS THO. SOMEONE ELSE CAN TAKE OVER


Re: Eduardo/Mark prince!Mark - skyearth85, 2011-11-03 06:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: Eduardo/Mark prince!Mark

Okay, so I might be currently working on something for this but my computer is also currently living at the campus IT place to be repaired, so I'm writing it out by hand (old-school, woooo). Ergo I can't promise anything prompt. But yeah. I tried to resist. But I cannot. Also I'm really bored without a computer so it's giving me something to do. Anyone else can feel free to go ahead as well.

fill 1/?

Some little boys grow up believing their mommies are princesses who can banish ghosts from underneath the bed and slay monsters in the closet. The same little boys know their fathers are superheroes who can lift up cars, put away the bad men, and still be home in time to read from their favorite story books.

And then there are little boys who have princesses for mommies and real heroes for fathers.

But it is not a fairy tale, not at all, for princesses have "duties" and "responsibilities" that take them far far away from their little boys and heroes are heroes because they put themselves in the line of fire. And sometimes, too many times, heroes don't get come home to read bedtime stories to their little boys.


Mark is weird.

One would think he was an orphan, a Dickensian character with a mysterious past, left on the doorsteps of some cold dark institution, but Eduardo has met his elder sister, a normal human being who is all laughter and easy manners, who insists that Mark had a very normal childhood, doted on by all three of his sisters.

Actually, this might actually explain his air of entitlement and the way he just expects bottles of beer and Chicken of the Sea to appear in his open hand, now that Eduardo thinks about it.

It should be annoying, but, somehow, it just makes Mark all the more endearing. Or something.

Yes, Eduardo realizes he may be crazy.



Re: fill 1/?

asdlsdnflkndlgkf. excited for this :DDD

Re: fill 1/?

DYING OMG. Need more like air.

Re: fill 1/?

not even embarrassed by how much I love this.


Re: fill 1/?

This is great! I love royalty AUs.

Re: fill 1/? - say_thanks, 2011-11-03 01:53 am (UTC)(Expand)

Re: fill 1/?

anon, this is very good, quite amazing. I'll hope that you'll continue it :)

fill 2a/?

Mark is late.

That in itself is not surprising, nor, in truth, unusual, but Eduardo has no where he needs to be or want to be, at least for now, and so he can afford to wait. He checks his watch: Mark is now forty-three minutes late, not a record, not by a long shot.

Eduardo sighs and tortures the IFIN book in his hands. He really need to read, but it is difficult in this dark hallway.


Eduardo looks up and finds Dustin skipping towards him. Eduardo laughs and gets off the cold linoleum floor, and answers in kind, "Dustin! What's with—"

"Mark got another care package," Dustin practically crows as he unlocks his dorm door. The door across the hall swings and Chris pokes his head out and asks excitedly, "He got another one?"

"YUP," Dustin says with unbridled glee as he dumps his bag and lime green puffy jacket on his bed, or what must be his bed once the books, dvds, a Nintendo GameCube, and what looks like a load of slightly greyish whites are removed. Chris follows Eduardo into the room, giving Eduardo a hearty slap on the back, and then flops onto the beanbag, the bread and butter of dorm decor.

Eduardo drops his bag, book, and then himself onto Mark's bed. Mark had the best bed, though not when they first met. Then, during the first few months of the academic year, Mark had slept on cheap flannel sheets that never really stayed on the cheap nylon mattress or even directly on the cheap plastic mattress. But all that changed when Mark's sister, Randi, had come for a visit and brought with her a thick memory foam mattress pad, three sets of sateen cotton sheets, and a duvet and pillows of goose down. She even made his bed because she knew, quite rightly, if she had left it to her little brother, it would just stayed in their original packaging out of sheer inertia.

It is like sleeping on a cloud, a beautiful cloud of Hungarian goose down, Egyptian cotton, and NASA funded technology. Not that Mark slept any more than he had before, but Eduardo's (and, sometimes, Dustin's) naps have gotten immeasurably better.

"So what about this care package?" asks Eduardo, propping himself on his elbows to look at Dustin and Chris, but the question goes unanswered as Mark walks into the room. He is immediately ambushed and the giant yellow and red package is tore out of this hands.

Eduardo laughs at Mark's confused face and watches in amazement as Dustin tries to rip open the taped box with his bare hands. Mark mumbles something at Eduardo—not an apology, never an apology—and then sits down in front of his computer.

"Holy shit," Dustin says in awe as he pulls out a giant round cardboard box. "What is this? It weighs a ton."

Chris lets out a high pitched squeal of delight as he pulls an equally large cookie tin. Mark is pretending to ignore everyone, but he hasn't pulled on his headphones. Eduardo throws a pillow at Mark's head, "Asshole. I waited for you, for like, almost an hour."

Mark shrugs, like the asshole he is, but then Chris makes a truly disturbing noise of orgasmic pleasure as he hugs a glass bottle of "Is that truffle oil?" asks Eduardo, incredulously.

"White truffle oil," says Chris breathlessly.

"And champagne," Dustin adds, "Is that even legal?"

"Who cares," Chris says, almost cooing. "Mark, I take back ever bad thing I've ever said about you. I love you; you are the best."

Eduardo sits up, but Chris is actually talking to the oil. Eduardo shakes his head and gets up to inspect the contraband taking over Dustin's desk and bed. He picks up the cookie tin and Mark is suddenly next to him.

"Eat everything, but the pretzels, they are shit," Mark says as he picks out a chocolate drizzled cookie and stuffs it in his mouth. He continues, mouth full, "So is the fruitcake—"

fill 2b/?

"No my god," Dustin sudden squeaks. Mark and Eduardo both turn to see Dustin holding open a card. Mark lunges at Dustin but the Dustin jumps back, cackling as he reads out: "Please eat something. Anything. Love, Mummy."

"Aww," Chris says. Eduardo thinks the same thing, but he has bites down on his tongue. Mark has now pushed Dustin off the bed and onto the floor, trying to take the note back. Stuff is falling from on top of them, but Chris and Eduardo are both content to do nothing more than watch.

"Want to order a pizza?" Chris asks Eduardo, still hugging the caviar. "I wanna try something…"

Eduardo pulls out his cellphone, already thumbing through the contacts. "Sure. Cheesy bread?"

"YES!" Dustin answers, gasping for air as Mark tries to suffocate him with his decidedly subpar pillow.

Re: fill 2b/? - leladancer18, 2011-11-07 02:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 2b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-11-07 03:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-11-07 04:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 2b/? - xbriyeon, 2011-11-07 09:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 2b/? - skyearth85, 2011-11-08 07:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)

fill 2c/?

Later, when Dustin is sleeping off his sugar and cheese high, wedged between the wall and his clean-ish laundry, and Chris has left to finish his term paper, still clutching the white truffle oil and half a cheese pizza, Eduardo turns to Mark and says, softly, "She must miss you a lot."

"Who?" Mark asks, not quietly at all. Eduardo props himself up on the bed and reaches over to poke Mark, "Your mother."

Mark shrugs.

Eduardo tries to poke Mark again, only to get his hand slapped for the effort.

"Ow," Eduardo complains, but he smiles when Mark looks up in alarm. Mark rolls his eyes and turns back to his laptop. Eduardo sits up, swinging his long legs off the bed. He can almost see the Cone of Silence descending onto Mark's head.

The only sounds in the room are the familiar clicking of Mark's keyboard and the soft whistle of Dustin's nose.

"I miss my mamãe," Eduardo confesses, quietly, mostly to herself.

Mark stops typing. He sits back and drops his hands into his lap.

Eduardo laughs, nervously, "I—uh…"

"My mother was never home when I was growing up. She had to travel for work. So if she does miss me then she must be well used to it," Mark suddenly says, eyes trained on his computer. Eduardo steals a glance at Mark's profile, "Still, she cares enough to—"

"—she cares enough to have her secretary put together a box of crap," Mark interrupts.

Eduardo reaches out but stops short of putting his hand on Mark's arm.

Mark is utterly still.

Eduardo pulls his hand back.

Suddenly, Dustin lets out a half snore and snort combination. He flops, or tries to, and the mountain of laundry, books, and empty pizza box destabilizes, toppling noisily half off the bed, half onto Dustin's head. Dustin makes a painful yelp and then tries to get up, only to find himself stuck in the crevasse made by the bed and the cinderblock wall.

"Huh?" He asks, blearily. "Bubbe?!"

Eduardo breaks down into giggles, hiding his face in his hands as he falls back onto Mark's bed. Mark snorts but he gets up to help Dustin, but Dustin bats Mark's hands away and falls back asleep with a little snore and whimper.

"Are you to leave him there? His neck—" Eduardo asks, suddenly behind Mark. His breath warm and wet against Mark's neck. Mark shrugs and steps away, "Whatever. Maybe then he'll learn to put his shit away."

Eduardo shakes his head but goes to help clear Dustin's stuff onto the floor and then rolls the slumbering boy onto the mattress proper. Mark lets out a long-suffering sigh but he does help when Dustin tries to fight Eduardo's well-intentioned efforts.

Together, they manage to pull Dustin into the center of his bed.

"I should go," Eduardo says, quietly, as they watch Dustin curl around his pillow. Mark turns away to sit back down in front his computer. "If you want."

Eduardo sits back down on Mark's bed.

Mark starts typing and Eduardo lies back down.

Dustin snores and Eduardo lets his heavy lids fall.

He thinks, right before he falls asleep, his Mãe would love Mark.

Re: fill 2c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-11-16 06:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 2c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-12-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 2c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-12-20 12:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Real author here - (Anonymous), 2011-12-27 08:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 2c/? - xbriyeon, 2011-12-20 01:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
fill 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-11-16 05:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 1/? - xbriyeon, 2011-11-16 08:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-11-16 10:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
fill 3b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-12-27 10:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
fill 4/? - (Anonymous), 2011-12-27 10:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 4/? - (Anonymous), 2011-12-27 11:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 4/? - reject36, 2011-12-27 11:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 4/? - xbriyeon, 2011-12-28 01:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 4/? - leladancer18, 2011-12-28 08:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
fill, 5/? - (Anonymous), 2012-01-19 03:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
fill, 6a/? - (Anonymous), 2012-01-19 03:32 pm (UTC)(Expand)
fill, 6b/? - (Anonymous), 2012-01-19 03:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill, 6b/? - jasmasson, 2012-01-19 06:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill, 6b/? - xbriyeon, 2012-01-19 06:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill, 6b/? - leladancer18, 2012-01-20 12:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
fill 7/? - (Anonymous), 2012-02-01 03:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 7/? - xbriyeon, 2012-02-01 03:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 7/? - reject36, 2012-02-02 01:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill 7/? - leladancer18, 2012-02-04 03:11 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark of Denmark (1a/?)

Notes:So I should be writing my nano but some anon up thread left a family tree lying around and I could not resist it. hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes writing a second fill for this prompt. If I managed to get the html right and it shows up properly on anon commenting, hovering over the Danish should reveal an English translation - I used google translate so any mistakes can be blamed on that. No disrespect meant to the real Danish royal family of course, this has nothing to do with them or any real persons and as the fic progresses I'm sure it will become obvious that this takes place in a completley alternate universe with different laws too.

Mark had always been more interested in the royal family than was expected of him by his friends - his fascination was positively girlish. The one time that Dustin had teased him about dreaming of Prince Charming to come and save him from his mundane life, he’d been fixed with a look so churlish, so positively haughty that he’d recoiled, stopping mid-sentence.

“I am a Danish citizen,” he finally relented to Dustin’s wide-eyed look, garnering shocked looks from both Chris and Eduardo, who had, up to this point, been observing in barely concealed amusement. “My father was born and raised in Copenhagen, he moved here when he met my mother. I was also born there, and I have an interest in the affairs of my motherland.” His pronouncement was delivered in nothing of his usual fashion where awkwardness overshadowed every word, but in confident arrogance.

Nothing more had been said on the matter, until the Royal Wedding. The Crown Prince, Jonathon was marrying his long time girlfriend, commoner Ingrid Erikssen and the news had made international headlines. Chris asked Mark what he thought of the match and Mark had shrugged. “She makes him happy, so I’m happy too,” which Chris thought was a poor way to decide who would one day be Queen but monarchies had never made much sense to him anyway, the presidential system was much more his style.

The wedding was due to start at 10:00 am in Copenhagen, and Mark was up and parked on the couch at 2:00 am their time, a full two hours before the wedding would begin. Eduardo had agreed to come watch it with him and he arrived an hour later, 3:00 am. Mark was on the phone, talking quickly and quietly in Danish. He waved Eduardo in and finishes up the conversation with “Det var så lidt, held og lykke!” snapping the phone shut before whoever he’d talking to has time to say anything else. Eduardo had no idea what Mark’s said and he briefly contemplated asking but was promptly distracted by Mark handing him a beer and a bag of red vines - not to mention the thought that foreign languages are sexy. He’d never understood it before now but, wow, yeah, now it all makes sense. He clamped down on the thoughts as Mark fiddles with the laptop - the American live coverage is on the TV, but Mark was setting up the Danish coverage because it would be infinitely better, he claimed. Eduardo was sure it probably was - not that it made it any easier to understand.

The first hour was just commentary and speculation about the guests. Mark looked unspeakably awkward at the fifteen minute discussion about whether Prince Edward - the King’s brother - and his family would show up for the event, but there’s not much hope given that they’ve shown up to very little since the kidnapping of their son when he had only been several months old. They’d recovered him unharmed within a few hours, of course, but since then they had been rather reclusive.

Re: Mark of Denmark (1b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-11 12:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (1b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-11 12:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (1b/?) - akasyd, 2011-11-12 03:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (1b/?) - skyearth85, 2011-11-12 10:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (1b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-12 05:12 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Mark of Denmark (2a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-13 04:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Mark of Denmark (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-13 04:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (2b/?) - akasyd, 2011-11-13 08:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (2b/?) - reject36, 2011-11-13 02:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-16 10:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (2b/?) - leladancer18, 2011-11-17 02:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
Mark of Denmark (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-18 03:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Mark of Denmark (3b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-18 03:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Mark of Denmark (3b/?) - reject36, 2011-11-18 04:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (3b/?) - akasyd, 2011-11-19 08:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (3b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-11-20 01:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (3b/?) - girlgold, 2011-11-20 04:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (3b/?) - celestialteap0t, 2011-11-21 01:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Mark of Denmark (4a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-12-08 11:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Mark of Denmark (4b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-12-09 09:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (4b/?) - skyearth85, 2011-12-09 04:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (4b/?) - akasyd, 2011-12-10 09:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (4b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-12-10 11:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Mark of Denmark (5a/?) - ologist, 2011-12-20 08:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - ologist, 2011-12-20 08:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - akasyd, 2011-12-25 09:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - ologist, 2011-12-25 09:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - leladancer18, 2012-01-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - ologist, 2012-01-19 11:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - leladancer18, 2012-01-20 12:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - halfway_content, 2012-02-07 11:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - ologist, 2012-02-08 08:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - halfway_content, 2012-02-09 08:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (5b/?) - skyearth85, 2012-02-17 08:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Mark of Denmark (6a/?) - ologist, 2012-03-22 11:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (6b/?) - ologist, 2012-03-22 11:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Mark of Denmark (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-03-23 12:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-03-31 12:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (6b/?) - akasyd, 2012-04-10 05:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark of Denmark (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2012-08-05 04:07 am (UTC)(Expand)