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The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!


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[PART EIGHT]
sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS;


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.




FILLS;


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






[ARCHIVING]

[DELICIOUS]

[UNFILLED REQUESTS]

[FILLED REQUESTS]

[FLAT VIEW]


have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D



PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.
Tags:

Christ/Mark friendship

(Anonymous)
It is my firm neadcanon that Mark is actually Christy's sassy gay friend. She got him Sean Parker, they DRANK COCKTAILS TOGETHER, and just look tat that sushi restaurant scene and tell me they don't have a great time together. Maybe they help each other get over Wardo?

Re: Christ/Mark friendship

(Anonymous)
damn it, *headcanon

Re: Christ/Mark friendship

(Anonymous)
I just read the header and was like lolol Mark and Jesus friendship? What's he going to do, mentor Mark or something? Is Mark the second coming of christ, so to speak, spreading the message of good through facebook?

But the actual prompt looks hilarious too.

Re: Christ/Mark friendship

(Anonymous)
I. am. sobbing.

FILL Christ/Mark friendship

(Anonymous)
sorry, OP--I couldn't help it.

"I'm just saying, watch out for that Sean kid. He may be your friend now, but he's got trouble written all over him," says Jesus. He tilts his face up towards the sun that's shining bright and warm over the park bench they're sitting on.

Mark shakes his head. "I don't even believe in you, why would I take your advice? Besides, this is obviously some kind of weird dream or something. The Christian group is doing that 24 hour prayer marathon in the Yard again, this must be their fault."

Jesus shrugs, and man, people think that Mark needs to do something about his hair--wait'll they see this guy. "Look, Mark, I know you trust Sean now, and I had my own Sean when I was first coming up. Except his name was Judas." Jesus' shoulders slump; his entire body looks sad, from his introspective hipster goatee to the ratty pair of Birkenstocks on his feet. "Judas was my boy, too. I let him manage all my cash!" He shakes his head, frowning.

"Look, I'm really sorry that you're a bad judge of character. I promise I won't let Sean turn me over to a band of murderous venture capitalists." Mark stands and shoves his hands into his hoodie pockets. He looks across the pleasant grassy field behind them to see if there's a visible exit; he's pretty sure that back in reality, there's a class he's about to be late for.

Jesus checks his watch and sighs. "I gotta jet, Mark--they're handing down the verdict on those Enron guys down in Texas tomorrow and there are a couple jurors who need a little bit of divine persuasion," he says, grinning. Jesus stands up and stretches out the kinks in his back, and wow, he is short--the crown of his head is right at the level of Mark's eyebrows. Although, it makes sense in a way--people from 36 C.E. didn't grow up on a diet of fortified Cheerios. A little part of Mark's chest swells at that--he's taller than Jesus. Heh.

"Remember, Mark," Jesus says, grinning, "in the world, but not of it. If it looks to good to be true, it probably is."

"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts?" Mark ventures.

"See, I knew you'd get the hang of it." Jesus waves at him and, between one blink and the next, disappears.

Mark is never touching Dustin's 'special California weed' again.

Never, ever again.

Re: FILL Christ/Mark friendship

(Anonymous)
I'm the OP of the Jesus comment and this just made my day *three cheers for anon*

Re: FILL Christ/Mark friendship

(Anonymous)
hee, yay! mark+jesus=bros for life!

Re: FILL Christ/Mark friendship

OH MY GOD

Re: FILL Christ/Mark friendship

(Anonymous)
Oh, I was hoping somebody would do something fun with that. This was awesome!

they're handing down the verdict on those Enron guys down in Texas tomorrow and there are a couple jurors who need a little bit of divine persuasion Ha! Jesus is hilarious!

Re: FILL Christ/Mark friendship

A little part of Mark's chest swells at that--he's taller than Jesus. Heh.

creying. ohmygod. what did i just read

only this fandom. *proceeds to cry into cereal* xDDD

Re: FILL Christ/Mark friendship

THIS FUCKING FANDOM.

Only this one. I can't even.

Re: FILL Christ/Mark friendship

*facepalm* ok, I'm honest, it's quite funny

OP

(Anonymous)
oh god, I am so stupid hahaha. sorry for not seeing that