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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 1/?

rahhh i love this movie and i couldn't pass this up. this part is short and nothing of value really happens but i wanted to get something up before i go to bed. :3

Mark is invisible.

He’s okay with it. The whole pushing people away business? It’s kind of his thing. He doesn’t need friends. He has Dustin (though he’d never tell him that, because Dustin is Dustin and telling him would probably involve fist pumping and victory dancing and just, no) and maybe Chris and that Eduardo kid that always hangs around them, and he doesn’t need anyone else. Besides, this is college and nobody cares about popularity anymore, right?

Mark is invisible and he is content with it.


Dustin wakes Mark up on Thursday morning by jumping on the foot of his bed like he’s a nine-year-old instead of a nineteen-year-old supposed adult. “Mark! Mark! Come on, Mark, wake up, it’s a beautiful day! The sun is… well, it’s probably shining, but I wouldn’t know because you won’t wake up and go outside with me! Maaark! Mark Wahlberg! Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!”

Mark seriously wonders how someone with the mentality of an elementary-aged child got into Harvard. He shifts his head and grumbles into his pillow, “I will wake up if you shut up.”

“Hate on me, hater,” Dustin sasses, jumping down from the bed and waggling his hips while he leaves Mark’s room. “We’re gonna be late to the debate, though,” he adds before closing the door.

This wakes Mark up, and he scrambles to look at the clock by his bed to verify that, yes, it is 9:49, and yes, he does have to sit in on a debate club meeting for his Government 30 class in eleven minutes. Shit. He springs up and fumbles for the hoodie precariously slung over his computer chair and pulls it over the t-shirt he wore to bed while he slips on a pair of flip-flops and gives zero fucks that he’s still wearing the basketball shorts he uses as PJ bottoms. Dustin puts a hand over his mouth so he doesn’t laugh out any chunks of the granola bar he’s haphazardly crammed into his mouth when Mark steps into the suite’s living room.

“You look like shit,” Dustin tells him, though with his full mouth, it comes out sounding more like muffled nonsense than anything else. Mark flashes his middle finger only half-jokingly and jerks his head toward the door to signal that they need to go. Dustin raises his hands like he’s been accused of something. “Alright, alright, we’re going, we’re going.”

Outside of Kirkland House is a floofy-haired figure in black pants and a blazer. He stands up and raises a hand in greeting when Mark and Dustin bound down the stairs.

“War-do!” Dustin responds, waving an arm in the air. “What up, man?”

Eduardo shrugs, his ever-present shy smirk creeping up on his tan face. “I’ve got econ in fifteen minutes and it’s on the way to your debate. Figured I’d walk with you, if that’s alright.”

Dustin nods and Mark just shrugs because he’s too tired to be anything but indifferent. He’s quiet for most of the brisk walk, listening to Dustin describe this “totally hot chick” from a party at Lowell who was “like, seriously into me, Wardo”, and Eduardo waving it off by insisting that Dustin’s going to end up with Chris in the end.

Mark’s brought back to the world of the living when he feels a hand on his shoulder and looks up to see Eduardo smiling at him.

“I swear you’re sleepwalking half the time, Mark,” he chuckles. “I’ll see you later, yeah?”

Mark shrugs yet again. “Sure. I guess. Yeah.” This seems to be enough for Eduardo, who smiles earnestly and peels off from the pair, disappearing into the hall down the pathway to the left. It’s so Eduardo, always smiling that stupid smile of his and being all handsy when he’s been made fully aware that Mark is not fond of being touched. Mark wants to punch him sometimes.

Dustin’s got some sort of knowing look on his face when he and Mark continue to fast-walk their way to the debate. Mark ignores it, but Dustin isn’t quite one to keep his thoughts to himself.

“You realize Wardo hits on you, like, all the time.”

Mark adds Dustin to the list of people he wants to punch, not that he isn’t already on it. Dustin’s actually probably on the list upwards of ten times.
what am i doing with my life

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 1/?

Oh, I'm excited! :D And eagerly waiting for more!

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 1/?

you are doing a fine work with your life anon, don't worry ;)

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 1/?

ahhh! i'm so excited to see this getting filled!


how am i only noticing this now when i'm tweaking 1b?!

FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 1b/?

kjfdskfa! i am so glad you guys like it so far! infinite internet!snuggles for you all.
anyway, as you can probably see above, i fucked up and put that part as just plain 1 instead of 1a. sorry for any potential confusion, but this is part is the pesky 1b that i've been trying to tweak and i'm still just kind of eh about.

because this is au and WHATEVA WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT, let's say, for story purposes, that sean goes to harvard and (for later bits) mark is an only child.


The room holding the debate is pretty packed, and it’s only thanks to the saint that is Chris Hughes that Mark and Dustin get seats in the front row. Again, Dustin’s the one to warmly greet him, while Mark just gives him a hurried nod and pulls his laptop out of his backpack to code a few things for Coursematch until the debate begins.

“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed,” Chris remarks in Mark’s direction, because he’s a morning person and has been between classes since seven o’clock. A shit-eating grin flashes across his face. “Did someone sit on you again?”

“Fuck off,” Mark mutters because dude, that only happened once, fingers clacking away at the keys of his MacBook, only stopping when the debate team captain strides confidently to the front of the room. He’s tall, built, blonde, and looks like he’s gotten lost on the way to an Abercrombie photo shoot, so of course he’s a Winklevoss twin.

“Ladies and gentlemen, settle down, settle down,” the captain, Cameron or Tyler or whoever the fuck, says, raised arms lowering to indicate that he wants everyone to shut the hell up. “Today’s debate topic: should age of consent laws be made more liberal?” This elicits a few scattered groans from across the room that Winklevii Clone Experiment #1 shrugs off. “First, presenting the affirmative opinion, we have Mr. Sean Parker.”

Dustin stifles a laugh and jabs his elbow into Mark’s ribs when the room rings with applause. “No wonder you chose today to come in,” he whispers hastily. “Your man-crush on Sean is so obvious.”

Mark deliberately ignores him, closing his laptop and watching Sean stride up to the podium. “Shut up and listen.”

The thing about Sean Parker is that, despite all rumors and theories of him being the biggest douche to ever walk the earth, he’s actually incredibly articulate and witty. He’s fascinating to watch, and not just because he’s got big blue eyes and short, sandy curls that seem to catch everyone’s attention. Sean’s persuasive as hell, and chances are, he’s going to end up as a big-shot entrepreneur later on in life. But that’s it. Mark doesn’t have a crush on him, and he definitely doesn’t fantasize about making out with him against the wall, if that’s what you’re asking.

“The Man thinks he can control our minds, but he can’t control our bodies, am I right? Sure, he can tell us we can’t have a martini or two until we’re twenty-one, that we can’t rent a damn car until we’re twenty-five, but is it right for The Man to dictate what age we have to be to freely give our bodies to whomever we choose?” Sean concludes the speech Mark’s been zoned out for most of, thrusting a fist in the air and grinning triumphantly when the room erupts into applause, even a few of the girls who had been groaning initially.

Two seats to Mark’s right, Chris has one hand over his face. “He makes the worst points in the world, how does he win over a crowd like that?”

“Because he looks like a boy band wet dream, right, Mark?” Dustin says teasingly, pushing into Mark’s side.Mark rolls his eyes and reopens his laptop because he really doesn’t care about the other debater.
i was strapped on what debate topic to use so i thought to myself, 'what would sean parker do?'. also i haven't been do a debate club meeting since i was 17 so i hardly remember protocol. :x

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 1b/?

This is ridiculously awesome. I am so excited for it! Haha and that is exactly the kind of thing Sean would debate on. Seriously, I love this. ♥

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 1b/?

lovinggg this :DD

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 1b/?

so excited for this!