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[rpf] andrew/jesse

in which andrew can't sleep because the sound of the wind whooshing around the chimney/fireplace is freaking him out so jesse makes him a cheese sandwich and puts on rainymood.com and snuggles him until they both fall asleep
can be established relationship or not as long as it's nice and fluffy!

what no this totally isn't inspired by the fact that i just walked into the living room and thought there was something in the chimney because of the wind what are you TALKING ABOUT you crazy

FILL: you are such a child (1/?)

okay so I'm going to have a shot at filling this but oh my goodness if anyone else wants to, please, be my guest. hope you enjoy nonny!<3
and oh my god please don't judge me, what does wind sound like, is 'whoosh' okay, i can tell this fill is going to be slightly ridiculous, Andrew you are such a child.

"Goodnight Andrew." Jesse smiles and turns to leave the room when Andrew calls out.

"You didn't tuck me in! And where's my goodnight kiss? And why aren't you staying? Jesse, stay." He draws out the 'stay', sticking out his bottom lip. Andrew is nothing if not childish.

"Andrew, I have this chapter that I really do need to finish and stop looking at me like that. I'll. Just. Okay. You're. Okay." Jesse really should not be able to resist Andrew's bedroom eyes but Andrew really does need to sleep. Early morning training session and filming and leaping from building to building and spiderman and Andrew needs rest. Now. 

Leaning over the bed, Jesse does his best to be patronising. 

"I'm just going to pull the covers right up to here..." He jerks the blanket right to Andrew's chin and lovingly tucks it in around Andrew's body, much to Andrew's amusement. 
Jesse bends down and makes to kiss Andrew on the lips, but just as Andrew closes his eyes Jesse veers up. He presses a kiss to Andrew's tousled hair and Andrew snorts.

"Okay, okay, you are ridiculous." 

Jesse smirks but kisses Andrew quickly on the lips anyway before finally pulling back and leaving.

"I'll be in the living room! Goodnight."

Andrew sighs as Jesse closes the door. The room plunges into darkness. 

Sighing once more, Andrew turns on his side and nestles into the mattress, and tries to get some sleep.


Why is Jesse being so annoying.
"Stupid." Andrew mutters. Then he chuckles. 

This morning he'd found Jesse sitting at the dining table wearing a t-shirt about two sizes too small for him, because the clothes dryer had obviously not been the way to dry that top. Jesse wasn't fazed though. His look of nonchalance whilst sitting, reading the morning paper with a t-shirt which clung to his body in a way only Andrew should be allowed to cling to, exposing more skin than Jesse usually showed had been absolutely hilarious...

Re: FILL: you are such a child (2/?)

"Andrew! I can hear you laughing!" 

Andrew grumbles and closes his eyes again. Then he giggles at himself for acting like such a child.


This time Jesse's voice is just outside the door and for some reason Andrew slams a hand over his mouth and grins, stifling the giggles. God, he is such a child. What's Jesse going to do, come in and chastise him? 
Andrew listens for the retreating footsteps and wonders whether he should tempt Jesse again to come in and chide him, just so he can pull Jesse into bed and refuse to let go.

He decides to try and sleep, just to make Jesse happy.
So he lies there. Perhaps 30 minutes pass. Andrew knows he's waiting for Jesse but what else can he do?
Andrew is in bed and he is trying to sleep without his Jesse to cuddle because Jesse is being a night-owl again and sitting in the living room with the side-table lamp on dim and an old novel in his hands and he is not in bed with Andrew and why is he not in bed with Andrew when Andrew needs Jesse to sleep and - 


What was that? Andrew freezes. Was that a - 


Andrew trembles.
He breathes.
It's nothing he's - 


"Jesse." Whimpering is not the reaction you might expect from a 28 year old grown man but screw this. Andrew has never tried to hide his childish side and he's not going to stop - 


Okay, so Andrew is now cowering under the covers because there is definitely something in the house that is going to - what even is that sound what would make that sound is Jesse okay - 

"Jesse. Jesse? Jesse Jesse Jesse Jesse. Jesse? Jesse... Jesse!" Crying for your boyfriend to come save you from the terrible unknown source of sound is something Andrew is not afraid of admitting.

"Andrew!" Jesse literally comes running in and Andrew is whimpering, oh god why is he whimpering, maybe Jesse shouldn't have left him, oh Jesse is such a bad boyfriend, he was just trying to ensure Andrew got some sleep, but wait Andrew isn't a - 

"Child. You're not a child, Andrew. What?" 

It was the wrong reaction though, because Andrew sniffles (he actually sniffles, what?) and turns away from Jesse, curling into himself and suddenly looking a lot less like a man and more like a boy who just needs a hug.

Jesse's heart does something weird. 

"Andrew." Jesse sits on the side of the bed. 

"I was scared." Andrew's bottom lip is trembling. Jesse can see that from the light that the open door is letting in and are those tears? 

Jesse curls up over Andrew and whispers against his ear. "Come, I'll make you a sandwich." 
Food always appeals to Andrew.
He doesn't move for a minute, just breathing in Jesse and letting his heartbeat return to normal. 

Andrew slowly uncurls and Jesse stands up. Dragging himself from bed, Andrew wraps the top blanket around himself. Sleeping in nothing but briefs is probably not going to be a good idea when winter finally rolls around. 

Re: FILL: you are such a child (3/3)

He follows Jesse into the living room, drying his face and folding into the sofa. He begins to relax when he can hear Jesse's movements in the kitchen but then there's that sound again and it's louder. He screeches.

Jesse comes running, again.

"You are such a high-maintenance boyfriend, you know. Where's my raise?" 
But Andrew just looks mortified so Jesse relents. 

The sound. 
A screech. 
And now Jesse realizes. 
He laughs.
"Oh Andrew that's the wind. In the chimney!" Andrew doesn't look impressed. "The fireplace. You know? Oh.." 
He retrieves the hastily made cheese sandwich from the kitchen and shoves it into Andrew's face. 
"Eat. You'll feel better. Oh Andrew..." 
Andrew just chews loudly, glaring at Jesse over his knees whilst Jesse works hard to maintain his understanding-compassionate-I'm-not-laughing-at-you face.

"This cheese is rubbery." 

Now Jesse laughs.

"Your fault. You didn't want any of the sophisticated cheese variety. Remember? 'Why is that cheese blue, Jesse? Jesse that cheese smells funny. Jesse-'" 

"Okay, okay, I'm ridiculous." He wipes his mouth with his hands, dejectedly.

Now Andrew just looks forlorn and Jesse has never been able to resist forlorn Andrew. 

"Oh!" Jesse grabs for the laptop on the coffee table, next to the book he'd dropped when Andrew had cried for him. "You should check this out." He pulls up 'rainymood.com' and turns up the volume, waiting for Andrew's reaction.


"Is it raining?"

"No! It's..it's the website. It's. Yeah, I don't know. You can also find clips of crackling fire to 'set the mood' so to speak. Which reminds me, we should really get the fireplace fixed because I don't think the wind is supposed to howl like that and it's going to be cold soon and a fire would be nice.." but Jesse trails off because Andrew's eyes have closed and he looks just like a..oh, heck, just like Andrew. Just like his Andrew. 

Jesse's heart does that weird thing again. 

They sit there, in silence, save for the website and its 'rain'. Jesse, personally, finds it laughable that you can now just go onto the internet and listen to the rain and listen to fire places and make your boyfriend doze off to said sounds. Jesse keeps that in mind for next time. 

So Jesse closes the laptop, and prods at Andrew until he moans and walks with Jesse to the bedroom and yeah, Jesse could sleep now. When Jesse is finally settled Andrew is spooning him and no, he doesn't mind that he's nearly always the little spoon. Andrew's left arm is wrapped around Jesse's torso and his forehead is leaning against the back of Jesse's neck. 

He kisses the neck. "Love you, Jess."

Jesse smiles to himself. So maybe Andrew is going to be tired tomorrow morning, and maybe that's going to result in grumpy Andrew and grumpy director. And yes maybe Andrew is really just a young boy who loves too easily and smiles too much (how can you smile too much) but Jesse..yeah, Jesse wouldn't have him any different. "Yeah, love you too." 


so that turned into something which it originally was not going to be and i'm sorry it's like, very very late right now and i've been doing chemistry the entire day and THIS PROMPT WAS SO SILLY AND ADORABLE. and ahh, shameless fluff. silly, childish Andrew is my favourite <3 




this was adorable and fluffy and sweet and UGH. childish!andrew is the cutest, silliest thing and so perfect with jesse. THIS WAS THE CUTEST FILL AND I OWE YOU MY FIRSTBORN.

Re: FILL: you are such a child (3/3)

That was so sweet! Jesse and Andrew being adorable and domestic is my favorite thing ever. Lovely fill:)

Re: FILL: you are such a child (3/3)

author!anon here.

you guys are too sweet! i'm so glad you liked <3