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It's Complicated: But sexy!


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[PART EIGHT]
sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS;


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.




FILLS;


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






[ARCHIVING]

[DELICIOUS]

[UNFILLED REQUESTS]

[FILLED REQUESTS]

[FLAT VIEW]


have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D



PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.
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FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 5a/?

(Anonymous)
Chris takes it upon himself to get to the bottom of The Crown Debacle, as Dustin has named it. He’s inspected the box about a hundred times, looking for any signs of who it could be from and interrogating Dustin about the “big scary man” who dropped it off.

The stupid thing is that Mark knows exactly who it’s from, but he’s hell-bent on ignoring that problem until it all blows over and she finds another poor sucker to run her shitty country. And even if he wasn’t ignoring it, it’s not exactly like he can blurt it out to people anyway, even the people he begrudgingly calls his best friends.

“Mark,” Chris begins, sitting down on the ratty sofa next to him. He places a hand on his shoulder blade. “You’re sure this isn’t malicious? I mean, I know when I came out—”

Mark actually snorts. “You think I’m being bullied? Christ, I came out as bi years ago, I don’t think people could give less of a shit if they tried. If they wanted to do real damage, anyway, they’d do a hell of a lot better than sending me a crown to subtly imply that I’m a queen.”

Chris frowns. “I just don’t see what else it could be about.”

“It doesn’t matter to me, and it shouldn’t to you either. Can I eat in peace now?”

As if on cue, there’s a knock on the door that drowns out Chris’s insolent “I’ll bet it was Sean Parker, the asshole” enough so that Mark doesn’t have to respond to it. He’s about to tell the person at the door to fuck off as well, but Dustin of course has to be the sociable little fuck that he is, and he bounds to the door and lets Eduardo in. Why the boy’s never in his own dorm will forever be a question lurking in the back of Mark’s mind.

“Hey Ma—” The name only gets halfway out of Eduardo’s mouth before he spies the gleaming headgear on the table. “Nice, um… crown? What’s this all about?”

“Chris thinks it’s homophobic bullying but I think someone’s finally gotten around to crowning Mark King of Moodyville,” answers Dustin, because he’s apparently Mark’s mouthpiece now.

Eduardo laughs for the briefest moment before he sits where Chris had been before, reaching his arm out to rub tiny circles against his t-shirt with his thumb. “Everything okay, man?”

“Nothing even happened, why—” Mark stammers and tries not to groan in frustration. “Why are you here?”

“I, um… I could go.” And then Eduardo has to flash those big, expressive eyes that tell Mark that he’s wounded the little fawn inside of his soul. Of course he does. “If that, um—if it’s what you want.”

If Eduardo didn’t remind Mark so much of the sad old beagle he had as a child, he wouldn’t have reacted the way he did.

“I wasn’t—I didn’t mean it like that. Come on, sit back down, Jesus Christ, it’s like having a puppy again.” Mark makes a tight waving motion with his arms and Eduardo cautiously slides back down next to him, watching with big blinking eyes.

FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 5b/?

(Anonymous)
(reposting this part because of an html fail. thank you, wonderful mods!)
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“I’m just saying, Mark, if you’re not at least a little suspicious of the fact that someone sent you a crown, I think you might actually be losing it,” Chris insists, now staring him down from his perch on the recliner at the other end of the coffee table. Mark mumbles a quick “I think I’m losing it too” that only Eduardo catches.

“What was that?” Wardo asks softly, touching the back of Mark’s t-shirt again. When Mark just shakes his head and twists his fingers together, he says, “If there’s something wrong, you know you can tell me—us, you can tell us about it, right?”

Chris nods and Dustin is too busy examining the dirt under his fingernails with a scrunched-up face, but in Dustin’s world, it’s as good as an agreement.

Mark stares at his lap, wringing his hands together still, contemplating. He could tell them—that would be the ultimate “fuck you” to Queen Grandmother Whatever. He could tell them and they could laugh about what a stupid idea it is to put Mark, of all people, in charge of a small country. He could tell them and Chris would stop staring at him with those concerned, ‘I know you said you weren’t being bullied but I’m me so I’m convinced you’re hiding something’ eyes.

Or he could tell them and the word would get out, because since when does Dustin shut his mouth ever? He could tell them and get a whole lot of unnecessary attention from people he doesn’t give two shits about.

Chris keeps looking at him with those almost patronizing eyes and Mark makes his decision.

“You know how I was ‘visiting family’ yesterday?”

And he launches into the story: the giant-ass mansion and the courtyard and the multilingual loudspeaker and the guards (Dustin shouts an enthusiastic, “That was the guy with the package!” when Mark describes the bigger one who had glared at him) and Grace the Stepford Smiler and his grandmother. When he pauses, Chris’s eyes are going wide with some hint of realization, Dustin is literally on the edge of his seat, and Eduardo looks both confused and amazed.

When he tells them that his grandmother is the queen, making him next in line for the throne, all hell breaks loose. Mostly from Dustin, who jumps out of his seat and almost knocks the entire couch over with his enthusiasm. Chris and Wardo are staring, shocked and awed, their faces both saying ‘what the ever-loving fuck?’ in their own way.

“Mark,” Eduardo says, letting his mouth hang open in a gape.

“Mark,” Chris echoes, then stands up and pulls him up by his shirt and shakes him. “You’re a prince? What the hell is wrong with the world? World War III is about to become reality! Oh my god, Mark, what the hell?”

Eduardo’s still gaping, but there’s a hidden smile behind it when Mark sits back down.

“This is so fucked up,” Wardo says with a laugh. “So fucked up.”

It’s actually kind of a weight off of Mark’s shoulders to have the three of them know, if only because all of their reactions are hilarious in their own way. When Dustin’s done victory dancing, he pounces onto the armrest of the couch and says, “So, you gonna go through with it?”

Mark shrugs and grabs the crown from the coffee table, setting it atop his head. It’s heavy and cold and it pushes his hair down so the curls rub uncomfortably against his eyelids when he blinks. He can’t see himself wearing it for extended periods of time or ever, really.

“Nah,” says Mark, slipping the crown off and tucking it back into the box where it came from. “They couldn’t handle me.”
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Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 5b/?

i love this so much! the crown! eduardo's puppy face! dustin almost knocking over the couch in his excitement!

:DDDDD

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 5b/?

(Anonymous)
this is so amazing and wonderful! please tell me there will be an update soon?

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 5b/?

(Anonymous)
hiiiiiii hi hi hi
first off THANK YOU AW :*
and second off yes! i actually had the next two chapters written, but i had an epiphany of a better way to carry out the story so i am rewriting, but soon, yes! sorry for the ridiculous wait, i am the actual worst

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 5b/?

(Anonymous)
OP here, ack, sorry for failing to comment on this before ;_;
But I wanted to say that I'm really enjoying this fic, and your Mark is awesome :D

“Nah,” says Mark, slipping the crown off and tucking it back into the box where it came from. “They couldn’t handle me.”
Ahaha, sure they couldn't :D