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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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sorry about the delay in getting this up! please put all new prompts here.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 6a/?

what is my problem that it takes me so long to write these things oh god


Mark actually has class on Tuesday, which kind of sucks because Dustin kept him up for most of the night talking about what would happen if he ended up taking over the world, a conversation Mark generally would have fallen asleep during if he hadn’t had to sit up every nine seconds to remind Dustin of how insignificant Genovia is from a global standpoint. (“Well, your princeliness, you got the short end of the weird royal stick,” Dustin had insisted before knocking out on the couch.)

The difference between pulling an all-nighter while coding and pulling an all-nighter while Dustin incessantly jabbers in your ear is that at least with coding, Mark’s mind is at ease. Dustin’s (likely) his best friend and all, but sometimes his voice makes Mark want to claw out his own eyeballs.

So Mark goes through all of his classes bleary-eyed and exhausted, yawning into the crook of his elbow and once nearly falling asleep on his notes in Art History before that Stephanie girl that Dustin’s been pining over pinches him to wake him up. Mark glares at her and decides that such a horrible person deserves the fate of being with Dustin.

On the way back to the suite, once again, he stops by the dining hall to pick up whatever they have that looks mildly edible, and once again, he runs into Sean Fucking Parker. At least he’s dressed this time.

Sean smiles over at Mark when they’re both at the condiment cart, eyes gleaming with that mysterious glint that Mark finds so strangely attractive.

“Zuckerberg,” Sean says coolly, bumping his shoulder against Mark’s. “Fancy seeing you here again.”

Mark overfills his little paper cup with ketchup that spills down his hand when he replies, “Yeah, um. Just… getting food.”

Sean nods. “Speaking of, M.Z., we should some time.”

Mark feels his throat dry up. He makes a mental note that Sean’s not with a girl today. “We should what?”

Sean’s eyes roll in a sort of charmed fashion. “Go out, eat shitty Chinese food, pretend we’re tourists, whatever,” he explains, nudging Mark’s shoulder again. “Friday at, say, six-ish?”

Mark gives a hurried nod and tries to get away before Sean can tell that his face has gone completely red, but the blonde tugs his arm lightly before he escapes.

“Meet me by the statue in the Yard,” Sean says. “Don’t be late.”


FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 6b/?

Mark scarfs down half of his burger on the way back to the dorms out of sheer adrenaline, so he assumes that the cackle that escapes Dustin’s mouth the moment he lays eyes on him is because he undoubtedly has smeared ketchup all over his face, but when he wipes his mouth with his hand, his palms come up clean.

“Your face,” Dustin hoots, snorting into his palm. “It’s so… red.”

Mark glares and looks at his face in the reflection in the window. Still no ketchup. “What are you even talking about?”

“You’re blushing, Mark,” Dustin explains. “You never blush, it’s adorable! What, did Wardo finally get the balls to kiss you?”

Mark glares deeply at him. “No, I wasn’t even with him. I figured he was here since he never seems to hang out in his own dorm.”

Dustin says, “It’s because he’s got a boring single and we have a suite with character and an angry Mark that he’s in love with!” at the same time Chris informs them, from across the room, “He’s practicing for the Investors Association meeting again because he’s stressing out over nothing. You’re coming, right? Friday night?”

Mark freezes and remembers his stupid blushing face. Yeah, Friday night. Not so good.

“I… have a prior engagement.” It must come out suspicious because not only is Dustin giving him the stink eye, but Chris has actually hopped aboard the ridiculous facial expression train as well, as evident by the furrowed brows he’s sporting when he comes closer.

“Mark,” Chris warns, “we’ve been saying this for a week now, and you suddenly have plans?”

Mark shrugs. “Something came up.”

Chris’s eyes narrow and his expression darkens. “Something or someone?”

And Dustin gasps dramatically. “And you’re blushing.”

In unison, they say, “Sean Fucking Parker.”

Mark wants to puke in the trashcan, and it’s not just the shitty dining hall burger’s fault. He glares between his roommates. “What is your problem with Sean?”

“He’s just… skeezy,” Chris replies with a grimace.

“His hair looks like ramen noodles,” Dustin adds matter-of-factly.

“And has he ever even spoken to you before today?”

Mark glares. “Yes.”

Chris rolls his eyes. “I know that, I mean has he spoken-spoken to you before today? Anything to hint that he wants to go out with you?”

Mark won’t admit that Chris is onto something because he wants to punch him for harshing his mellow. Eduardo has Investors Association events all the time, it’s not like missing this one will ruin his life. Eduardo’s a cute guy (Mark isn’t so blind to his doe-eyed Brazilian shenanigans that he can’t admit it, okay?) and he’d understand the logic behind Mark’s decision to hang out with another cute guy instead.

Or something. To be honest, Mark’s brain is still a little too overstimulated to function at its normal capacity.

FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 6c/?

“I don’t know, Chris, you’re the one who says I’m a robot who can’t pick up on human signals,” he mutters while picking at the wrapper containing the rest of his burger. He wonders if eating will maybe lessen the effect of his argument, but he doesn’t really give a fuck because he’s maybe a little nervous about Friday and the road to calmness goes through the stomach. Or something.

Fuck, he’s nervous. Three days in advance, even. Since when does he get nervous? Sean Fucking Parker.

“Sorry, Mark,” Chris says, gentler. He reaches out like he’s going to touch Mark’s shoulder, so Mark glares at him and takes a huge and highly unattractive bite of his burger to fend off the hand. “I just don’t want him to do something dickish and hurt you. You’re, y’know, you’ve got—the secret thing.”

The smallest smile pulls at the edge of Mark’s lips. “You know you can say it out loud, I don’t think they’ve bugged the dorm.”

It’s the closest he’ll get to saying he appreciates the concern.

“I still can’t fucking believe you’re a prince,” Dustin says, flopped over one edge of the couch. “Of all people, you. Chris has the dashing good looks, I’ve got the dashing good looks and the personality, and you’re the prince.”

Mark can tell Chris is trying not to be offended and he almost chokes on that damn shitty hamburger. Dustin smiles like it’s a huge victory.

“Can you promise me one thing, Marky-Mark?”

He coughs a little to dislodge the food from his chest. “If you promise never to call me Marky-Mark ever again.”

“Not a chance!” Dustin says cheerily. “But if you do end up moving to Gewhateveria and being all royal and shit, can you please make Eduardo your princess? I want to see if that lion’s mane fits under a crown.”

Mark closes his eyes. “Shut up, Dustin.”

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 6c/?

“But if you do end up moving to Gewhateveria and being all royal and shit, can you please make Eduardo your princess? I want to see if that lion’s mane fits under a crown.”
*chokes* aahaha, dying, oh Dustin. xD

and argh, am torn between my hate for Sean Parker and Mark being adorable in how he reacts to being asked out by him. \o/ Wardo's not going to be happy though..

Re: FILL: the crown of love is not upon me, 6c/?

i'm so glad you updated! but now i'm sad for poor eduardo. he totally deserves to be a pretty pretty princess.